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Sci fi should bring back the sweaty tanky top muscle woman fighting for her life but give some fucking underarm hair

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once we started naming sports arenas and stuff after companies thats when we should have closed down capitalism. that should have been like a huge red flag. stadiums should all be named after the first person to get a concussion playing there 👍

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for a good while into miss roan's meteoric ascent whenever i saw a gifset about her i would think ''oh that's the lady from the doubleca5t olivia rodrigo recap post it's nice seeing more people getting into niche artists :)'' completely oblivious to her sheer impact on the charts

The timing on that post was hilarious I put that up like a couple weeks before she became a household name

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constantly switching between “this is MY tumblr and i post whatever i want” and “oghg  god . oh my god. okh god. okay. im going to talk abt. an interest now. im so sorry.”

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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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everyone shut up. look at how cool shadow is

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Musk: [calling Grimes at 3 in the morning] Tell them. Tell them I'm good at video games and I will give you sixty million dollars

Grimes:

Musk: or I detonate the chip in the baby's neck

Grimes: [long exhalation] seventy million

I had to take this screenshot myself because I was so convinced it wasn't real

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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”

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Valentine’s Day is barely for couples it is most importantly for elementary schoolers to exchange candy and for thematic fanart and fandom events.

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would you?

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