epaulettesharks
always be with you
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they/them. Old. This is tumblr is essentially a landfill for all my ever changing, ever expanding pool of interests.
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epaulettesharks · 15 hours ago
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so-called "free thinkers" when they hear you open a can of wet food
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epaulettesharks · 15 hours ago
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the author's barely disguised hobbies and interests
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epaulettesharks · 24 hours ago
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epaulettesharks · 1 day ago
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hi gay
hi whore
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epaulettesharks · 1 day ago
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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.
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epaulettesharks · 1 day ago
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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i never want to read the words "live action remake" ever AGAIN!!!!
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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If you go on this site and say something like "I'm broke right now, I'll have rice instead of steak for dinner" then somebody will come into your notes with the most condescending tone possible and say "EXCUSE ME but rice is FAR more expensive than steak", and if you disagree with them then they'll be like "Fancy gourmet rice cooked for you by a professional chef is much more costly than if your parents give you the steak that they won in a raffle" and act like this is a reasonable reading of your original post and they've successfully corrected you
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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bunny yuri. Spread the news
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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epaulettesharks · 2 days ago
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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast
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epaulettesharks · 3 days ago
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Grrrrrrrr...I fucking hate the Cis...I'm so mad I'm coming to Get Them. Once I'm done, there will be no Cisgenders left in Kentucky... First Kentucky... THEN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!
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epaulettesharks · 3 days ago
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URGENT: HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD
I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
The Israeli occupation forces launched drone strikes on my husband, Fayez, and my son, Mohammad.
my husband was hit in the head, while my son Mohammad was wounded in his legs.
Although my husband's condition has stabilized, my son is still suffering immensely and urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .
I need your help please donate and share, evry contribution, no matter how small, brings us hope in these dark times.
Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.
Please Donate now:👇👇 👇
https://gofund.me/305028dd
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#gaza #free gaza #free palestine #save palestine #palestinian genocide #i stand with palestine #all eyes on palestine
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epaulettesharks · 3 days ago
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I’m attracted to your 12 hr screen time and utterly nonsensical anxiety thought loops
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epaulettesharks · 3 days ago
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Again & Again & Over Again
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