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Time, December 24, 1984.

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ok anyways. post this beast

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I love in science fiction when something’s an array. The sensor array. The navigational array. Weapons array. Goddamn, yes. Get that shit in an array.

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me

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The woke mob has made Santa gay! Mrs Claus has been replaced with a 5'8 twink named Tony Tinsel

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Every night without fail, a mobile phone rings in the Holy Family church in Gaza, and a parish priest answers. The voice at the end of the line is that of Pope Francis, head of the Catholic Church and spiritual leader to a global flock of 1.4bn people.

For more than a year, the pontiff has made nightly calls to the church to comfort the hundreds of Palestinian Christians sheltering there as fighting rages on the streets outside and Israeli warplanes pound much of the city around them to rubble.

For those living in harsh conditions in the church complex and now preparing for their second Christmas surrounded by war, the regular contact with the pontiff reassures them that they have not been forgotten.

“It calms our fears and makes us feel cared for,” said Attallah Tarazi, a retired surgeon. “The Pope gives us his blessings, and he prays with us if the connection is good.”

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this year… literally what the fuck was that <3

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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!