Charlotte 29 She/HerSecret Mermaid, Drama Queen ✨💕My Valentine
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I think my favorite genre of fanfiction is when the author says something like "this was meant to be 3 chapters but it's actually going to be 5" in the notes at the end of a chapter and you can look up at the chapter count and it's like 15 or something
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Your a faggot kill ur elf
the fuck did my elf do
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Everyone knows the “LMNOP” is the best part of the alphabet song but i think “QRS, TUV” is underrated. it is quite beautiful, like the querying lyricism of a songbird babbling to itself in the misty morning after it rained
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Do you have a favorite saint? :)
Hard to choose one. I like Saint Brendan the Navigator. He gave communion to a mermaid.
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im have powers of toastiness youm cannot even begin to comprehend
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Hallmark Christmas movie but the salt-of-the-earth small-town guy moves to the big city and falls in love with the cynical career woman and they stay in the city and work side by side to make the world a better wait that’s Superman, once again I have just written Superman
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Finished a new piece. I think it speaks to my state of mind. Notice the fine details. :)
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"when i was your age, netflix came to our house in the mail" never gets old. they don't believe you, because they can't, because they cannot conceive the apparatus by which this would be true. but it is true. they mailed me season 1 of the sopranos with stamps. with fucking stamps man
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Hush! Video of Colorado's reintroduced wolves' pups playing
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There are truly very few forces in the world as strong as the inertia of staying up way too late doing fuckall
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Bartholomew Bear Winter Pyjamas
(For any of you wondering what I look like in Jellycat form, that's me🤣)
Ko-fi / Instagram
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