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severance is so scary i hope jobs arent real

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One of my work cats had a bird???? In his mouth????

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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

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I was 3 when you told us about spiders Georg.

i don't wanna know about this kind of thing

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Made awkward eye contact with an Osprey flying overhead today

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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I would like to send so much love to trans women in the UK and trans people in general today, you know that what the government says does not define you and you know that there are so many people who will keep fighting alongside you and who love you ❤️

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I started only responding to my dog asking to play when she brings over toys, to bring her down from jumping all over me to politely coming up wagging her tail with a toy in her mouth

the problem is, she initially mainly brought over this fucked up long stretchy cow thing, and she's like. oh! this is your favorite toy. you're going to play with me now because I have discovered your very most favorite toy - this fucked up long stretchy cow thing.

so now she almost exclusively brings over Cow to me, and there's been a few times when I've been feeling down that she just dropped Cow, my favorite toy, next to me

so because she's so sweet and earnest about it, I now do genuinely perk up when she brings me Cow, which is now my new favorite toy.

can't currently take a picture of my favorite toy Cow, because it's with Shadow while she's sleeping in her crate. here's some other pictures as compensation.

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Gromit's recreational activities

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You will not guess where this is going

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some favorites

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the idea that cursing is 'mature content' is so funny to me. have you attended middle school? you will hear the breadth of your language's profanity and possibly a second language. google presents: playpen internet

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