envyfluid

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Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

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⚡️ What are three things you'd change about yourself if you could?

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i’d love to hold less grudges, have a conscience, and you know, be slightly likable.

Not gonna happen though, i made my bed, I’ll lie in it

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⚡️ How do you think you'll die?

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alone probably

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⚡️ What do you really think of yourself?

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irredeemable shitlord whos days are probably numbered! Mate am genuinely jus here for a laff!!!

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⚡️ Sum up your opinions on each of your siblings in five words.

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ill just do the living ones to make this easy

Wrath - shitty then, way cooler now

Greed - getting less mad at you

Pride - also waaaaay more tolerable now

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BOTTOMS UP, AND THE DEVIL NUTS

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Pride’s both that gif of the anime boy eating a leaf and another, different anime boy just taking a crunch out of a knife blade

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I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

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experienced the wrath of god at Claire’s

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we have a real motherfucker here, a true idiot child, someone please come collect your bastard

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im screme

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OH FUCK YEAH NOW WE'RE TALKING

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BOOTY SHORTS WITH GODS SECRET NAME ON THE BUTT

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[walks up to a photographer] “so do you do funerals?”

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incoming transmission from the big man

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god says he made every thing except me and wants to know who i am