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My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
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Not really the type to let a nigga talk back, but Imma let it slide cause my niggas too violent
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She is poetry in a dress. Although I must confess, she’s quite difficult to read.
Lynette Simeone (via wnq-writers)
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“that’s the spirit” i say as i gesture to the spirit that’s been haunting my home for years. when will they leave or start contributing to the household by doing something like helping with laundry. when will they pay rent
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Me at my own funeral: tag yourselves I’m the lifeless corpse
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good grades the entire year but fucking up ur final exam
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