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I had some weird ass dream
So in the dream apparently Smg4 was getting a graphic novel adaptation but it was gonna be like branded by Disney or something. It was like a sorta slice of life story and they all learned life lessons and such. Dream me saw it twice while watching YouTube commentary videos and the art style looked great. I just don’t know how to describe it. Also funko pop versions of the characters showed up for some reason.
Idk. Weird freaking dream.
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Watching the Minecraft movie tomorrow. Rate the fit I plan to wear.

#entity yap session#entity is going crazy#entity rambling#minecraft#minecraft movie#minecraft cosplay
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The Tour Logs: Harley’s POV of the tour
(A/N: This is gonna be REALLY long and I am super sorry)
The Prologue
I arrived at the building that had the Puzzlevision logo on it. I doubled checked if it was right by looking at the stamp on my invitation. As interesting as a tour sounds it was not what I came to Earth for. My trip to Earth was something I always bragged about to the other aliens saying that I’ll come back home being the champion of Smash Bros. That was my goal. Fight the best of the best and come out to be “Little Victorious”. Who would’ve known that Earth would be so dull than what I was told about it. No fighting competition, deserted areas everywhere you look, even the Mushroom Kingdom looks like it came out of a black and white crime film. That doesn’t compare to the Puzzlevision building. There was lights flashing, crowds forming to enter, and just enough chatter to keep the town loud and alive. I never knew about “Mr. Puzzles”. Even before the Tour started, I went around town asking others if they knew anything about him because he seemed to have his face shown everywhere in the town. The responses were always the same. People were so allured by his charisma, others pointed out about his status, and the rest were glued on about his wealth. Seems like everyone in this town knew who he was. I recall a night when I walked to the dock of the town. I heard it was the best place to relax at after a long day. I leaned against the railing and looked at the deep blue sea. I could see home reflecting on the water. It was full and glowed brightly tonight. Those stories about Mr Puzzles must’ve gotten to my head because as I looked down at the shore I could’ve sworn someone that fit the description of Mr Puzzles was standing at there looking towards something that’s beyond my comprehension. At least that’s what I think. I couldn’t tell what or where they were looking at. I decided to call out his name but I wasn’t given a response. I decided to go down and investigate for myself. I walked on the sand but to add more to my confusion no one was there. I took that time to angle myself where the figure was to see what it was they were looking at. At this point I felt delusional and went back to my space ship to rest. A few days later I see a letter attached to my spaceship. I smiled in glee expecting it to be my Smash Bros. acceptance letter but to a little bit of my dismay, it was a letter to attend a tour being hosted by none other than Mr Puzzles. As disappointed as I was I was now filled with curiosity. This is the one chance I get to meet the guy everyone in town has been fangirling over. Now it’s my turn to see if what people said about him was true. The same day I got up and went back into town and immediately went to the Tailor. The suit was a great fit and the hairpin felt like a unique style to add on. The outfit was perfect. I remember running out with my new suit with a surge of energy and curiosity to find answers and daydreaming of what he might say. Now the day finally came. I adjusted my hairpin with the Puzzlevision logo on it and immediately stopped when seeing the huge crowd ahead. A stampede like that would suffocate me before I even reached the door. I saw something shiny catch my eye. The lights reflected on some garbage found in the alleyway. I moved some of the stuff with my hand and saw a dirty but not completely old grappling hook. I take a look up at the building and shot the grappling hook up high. When it finished extending I gave it a tug. It seemed to be safe to climb up from. I ascended up the building as I just found my short cut into getting in the tour quicker.
The Arrival
After I ascended up the building I searched for an entrance to enter. I could only spot a vent that definitely needed some repairs. It was more easier to open the vent than crawling through to find a place to exit out of. I looked through the small cracks of the vents to see if I could find a crowd of people. I continued to wander not caring about any of the other rooms I passed by. They were too dark for me to look through. I didn’t have to worry about breathing in dust. The vents were surprisingly clean that it was all spotless. I began to hear chattering. I was getting close. I followed the noise feeling I was inching closer and closer to where the tour was about to begin. With a few more sharp turns I looked down and saw the sea of people crowding each other. The crowd was a giant mix of uniqueness. Many seemed to be normal Earthlings and some were just supernatural beings. Others had features I would only see on animals and some were just animals themselves. Many others had features that made me mistakenly assume they were Mr Puzzles. I carefully opened the vent door and attached the hook on a strong piece of metal. I exited out of the vent and made a speedy descent down the vent. I looked down as I was inching closer to the crowd. My eyes laid on one person in the crowd. Their head was a rectangular object people here called a “TV”. They wore a hat that had antennas popping out of it. They were acting charming and greeted some with a formal bow. They wore a cape that had bright colors on it. The figure looked at me and it finally clicked. That was Mr Puzzles. I stopped descending and met him faced to face. The look he gave me was one of annoyance. This is our first impression of each other and it was going off on a rocky start. He turns around and greets new people that arrived. “Thank you ALL for coming!” He exclaimed. “I’m VERY glad that SOME of you here have the BRAINS to use a front door.” He said sarcastically while giving me another stern look. I looked down at the floor then was tapped on the shoulder. It was Mr Puzzles again and he pointed me to where the two security guards were. Oh crap. Was I really getting kicked out already? “Go to administration and tell them you ARRIVED so they can mark you down since you DIDN’T have the patience to WAIT” he said. Thank goodness. I’m good for now. I nod and gave him a long solemn bow as an apology. He took a deep sigh and nodded it off. I was making my way to where Mr Puzzles’ pointed at. The two security guards I saw were in my way. One has an eye patch on him and the other has some shades on him. I don’t know if Shades’ purpose was to look cool but I couldn’t get myself to compliment him. “Hey, so I-“ I was immediately cut off by the guard wearing shades. “Oi! Where are your parents at? I don’t need a kid to mope and whine that they lost their parents!” He said in a cocky manner. “I’m here alone but I assure you I’m here with permission” I responded. He didn’t believe me. “Yeah sure, kid. You couldn’t possibly been invited to this event.” He grabbed my arm. “You’re coming with me until your parents pick you up.” I grumbled and used my free hand to take out the invitation I kept inside my suit. To my surprise, Eye patch noticed me take it out and made Shades let me go. “Quit it, Swag! She’s telling the truth!” He yelled to Shades who I now knew is named Swag. I handed Eye patch my invitation. He nodded through the whole invitation. “Yep. Seems legit. I’ll let Administration know that you arrive.” Replied Eye patch. “Oh, and don’t mind Swag over here. He always acts like a baby during special occasions like these. If he bothers you again, just call for Chris.” He points to himself. He hands me back my invitation and I thank him. I walked into the crowd and just stood where there were less people around to breathe. This gave me a moment to wonder more. Would the stuff people said about Mr Puzzles be true? Are the things people said about Mr Puzzles just them liking the idea of him? I was dying to know what made him so special.
I want to know why people fell to their feet for him. We all move to a different place in the building. The crowd was still loud as ever. Then, the booming voice of Mr Puzzles was heard. "DEAR GUESTS, IT'S AN HONOR TO WELCOME YOU TO PUZZLEVISION'S FIRST OFFICIAL TOUR!" Clapping and cheering immediately erupted. He gave us an overview on what to expect to happen during the tour. As he mentions the Security Guards I look back to see that one more guard has joined. I can remember Swag and Chris from before and for the stupid nicknames I gave them. There was another guard. He was a very unique looking person. His head was the same as those neon signs that always glowed in the evening every time I take a stroll to town. The three together didn’t seem too bad to get along with. Sure that scare Swag gave me was unnecessary but I could tolerate that more than listen to my aunties “hot gossip” they tell each other every afternoon. We were then offered to vote where we wanted to visit first. A majority of the guest had voted the Art Department. So I got up on my feet ready to follow everyone. As much as I would love to run up to Mr Puzzles and ask him the burning questions I have, I had to remind myself to be mindful and that other guest would probably want to do the same as well. For now, just try to enjoy the tour and when the opportunity comes I’ll be able to learn more about him.
(A/N 2: Only had time to make 1 illustration cause I was busy with school + writing this. The blessing and curse of getting invested in this I guess lol.)
(A/N 3: I feel so bad for anyone having to read this. I yapped more than I intended! 😭)
@rtv-puzzlevision-studios
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I wanna use this meme for the diiferent au's Harley is in but there is only 2 AU's she's in and also her canon self.
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She was born to be a taser
RTV AU by: @4thwallbreakerdraws2
Secret is out
RTV AU by: @4thwallbreakerdraws2
#RTV puzzles#mr puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4 puzzlevision#mr puzzles smg4#smg4 ocs#rtv au#rtv au insert#rtv harley#reality tv au#RTV au fanart#rtv swag
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Me when I use The Great Gatsby as my inspo for a tumblr event script:
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Secret is out
RTV AU by: @4thwallbreakerdraws2
#smg4#mr puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4 puzzlevision#mr puzzles smg4#smg4 ocs#rtv au#rtv puzzles#rtv au insert#rtv harley
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We just met but yeah. I did.
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Gorgeous gif

Chiikawa my beloved
Erm lemme see
@gr3yyyyy @cordonblue get tagged lol

Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes
@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial
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I love this way too much 😭😭😭
audio is NECESSARY
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This is gonna be the official name for gender bent Harley and you can’t stop me >:] /silly (Lol it was probably an accident but it’s a happy accident nonetheless!) Also Nicknack’s true form is SOOO CRAZY COOL! If you’re wondering about Harley’s full name it’s Harleen Ellison (yes, it was a bit inspired by a real author named “Harlan Ellison”. No, this wasn’t my intention in the first place. But yes, I gave in and made Ellison her last name cause I thought it would be funny.)
Great facts!! I’m happy to learn more about Nicknack!
!Some nicknack facts!
RTV au is by @4thwallbreakerdraws2!
I got this idea from @entityarts from her explaining Harvey's lore so I thought I should say some of nicks because I have an few things, like her post semi important things will be lit up with an 🌟!
🌟1: the reason why nicknack is desperate to keep her job is because she sends money to her aunt and siblings to help them pay expenses, she's struggling herself but if she can help them get by it's fine for her, and she hopes and prays RTV doesn't know about her siblings so he doesn't use them against her. Because it would work.
2: She was pretty happy before the whole brainwashing thing, working odd jobs all around and her siblings used to live in her apartment too, it was small but they used to be cozy.
3: she made be grumpy and snap at people a lot but if you're close she tries to just talk and lighten up the mood, or if talking isn't your thing she'll just lean beside you and listen, she's not really close with anyone currently though so that probably won't be happening-
🌟4: nicknack has nightmares about getting fired or just about RTV in general where it's gotten to the point of not being able to sleep at night and taking in more hours, also not being able to tell which interaction with RTV is an dream, that's why in the first braindead comic I made she very bluntly talked back against the boss and almost instantly regreted it.
5: nicknack loves kids, so she is probably pretty easy on Harvey if they want to talk to nick, but if she tries to do any dangerous spider man shit again she's using her mom voice and saying 'harvey |lastname|! Get down there at once young lady!' And probably worries about an literal child being an spy.
6: if she wants to eat it's either shop lifting or dumpster diving, she's doing the first one she doesn't care about big stores she's trying to survive.
🌟7: she wants to be seen, To be heard, to be appreciated, to be close to someone, to let her guard down again, to not feel crazy or hated anymore, but it just feels like another faint dream to her...
🌟8: Nick is (obviously) not human, she's an species I made up called 'brimfolk' I could make an whole post about them but basically to be short, their body changes based on emotions, it's mostly trigger by anger so I'm going show how she looks when she's normal, annoyed, pissed, and so full of rage she's gone feral.

Right now she is normal, she is chill, she is fine :)

Meh she's an little annoyed but doing okay

Okay she's definitely angry now but it's under control!-

If someone doesn't step in right now she's losing her shit-


Well she's lost it there's nothing rational behind those eyes it's all just wrath and pain now and she will try to destroy anything that gets in her way.
She only gets to the last one if it's her breaking point, it's hard and painful for her to get out of the form so hopefully that'll never happen, mostly because I might have an mental breakdown too if I need to draw this more than twice/silly.
#YAAYY FUN FACTS#NACK FACTS!!!#I would give Nicknack a hug so badly if I could#She needs one so badly 🫂#lore#nicknack#nicknack lore#rtv nick#rtv au#species lore
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Bruv needs to brush his teeth

(Obviously I’m joking. Kinda)
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Howdy folks. You’re probably wondering why I gathered you here today.
So I was planning to make a video that talked about RTV!Harley lore but that’s been taking me a whole damn while. So I thought that talking about RTV!Harley facts would do better for now. There are some facts that matter to Harley’s lore and some that were just pretty funny to think about.
Anything important will have a star (⭐️) on them. The bullet points are the fact it self and the indents are for more Clarity/more info about said fact.
⭐️ To get the most important out of the way, This is not the same Harley as the RTV tour. Both of the Harley’s fly to Earth except Tour Harley actually knew how to fly a space ship and landed safely.
Tour Harley is also a very moody and mean kid unlike RTV!Harley who’s easygoing and joyful
Tour Harley is just pissed off they didn’t get an invitation to Smash Bros and is trying to take their mind off of it by attending the tour.
⭐️ Harley is an alien and has antennas but hides them when on Earth so no one knows.
The only time her antennas reveal are when she’s in a stressful situation. During this state time usually goes slow for her making her be able to attack enemies more efficiently.
Her antennas do have the ability to shock others to and stun them for just a few seconds.
Harley works from 8am-10pm and uses her break time to train in the gym, chat with the other Security workers, or (if possible) chat with her boss.
She sleeps in her office when she’s done with work. She has some casual clothes she wears to sleep comfortably. They look like this:


She got the Mr Puzzles plushie and T-shirt from one of his merch stores.
She calls her plushie “Mr Plusshles”
⭐️ Harley arrived after Puzzles’ mass brainwashing but was super loyal to RTV after an event that he was present in during Harley’s lore (you just gotta wait and see what it was)
The only validation that matters to her is through Puzzles.
⭐️ Harley has 2 fears:
Her most major fear is losing purpose. Her job as a spy impacted her life so much that she’s scared her role will be useless and that she’ll lose validation from Puzzles and get fired.
She fears needles but that’s a story for another day
There will be times Harley has nightmares. Usually it’ll be of her dad, losing against the Resistance, getting found out and/or getting tested on for being an alien, and disappointing Puzzles.
Harley likes to play fighting video games but no one ever plays with her cause she button mashes
⭐️ Harley prefers more physical fighting than relying on guns. The reason is because her aim with guns is terrible.
Back to the fact with her antennas revealing when stressed, when time goes slow for her she usually uses this opportunity to at least aim correctly when shooting someone.
She only brings in a pistol for every mission just in case.
⭐️ Despite that one time Harley shot a guy during one of her missions, Harley is heavily against killing. This also means she refuses to kill any of the Resistance as well.
The reason is that she finds that killing them would mean an easy escape from her.
This goes back to Harley fearing about having no purpose because without the Resistance her role as a spy feels useless to her.
Harley gets along with a few people. Her least favorite is Swag after being called ugly by him.
Only time these two get along is by mocking the film department.
Sometimes they challenge each other to see who can steal the most props from the Film Department without getting caught. The bigger the prop they can steal, the better. This game will always end off on a sour note by the two getting caught.
Her 2nd least favorite is Boopkins. He yaps too much for Harley’s liking.
Harley’s biggest pet peeve is having to partner up with someone new in the Security Department.
This is the only time she’ll complain to RTV about anything because she does her missions solo so chaperoning a new worker slows her down
Goes to show how much influence RTV has on Harley cause if RTV doesn’t like them then Harley won’t either
Only people she tolerates with being her partner are Swag and Chris cause they’re mostly her back up if missions start to go a little extreme.
Harley does earn money from her missions but her allowance has to be managed by Puzzles cause she’s ten and doesn’t have any concept on how to handle money.
Harley keeps a journal that she writes in after work about anything interesting that happened.
That’s pretty much all for now.
RTV AU by: @4thwallbreakerdraws2
(If anything should change plz let me know)
#smg4#mr puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles#smg4 puzzlevision#mr puzzles smg4#smg4 ocs#rtv au#rtv puzzles#rtv harley#entity rambling#entity yap session
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OMG THIS IS SO GOOD AHHH!! Poor Lucian omg. He just wants to be there for his sister!! 😭😭😭
Blackjack [RTV!AU Oneshot]
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After the April Fool’s fiasco Lucian is left to deal with his very unhappy boss and the consequences of refusing to do his job.
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-> The text in […] refers to the words that Lucian’s speech bubble displays.
They messed up big time.
Well…, Lucian mused as he slowly closed the door to the control room behind himself, Technically this was on RTV for not giving Wr3n better cyber security protocols or else they would never have gotten that account hacked.
“Oh, hello Lucian.”
Speak of the devil.
The object head’s head turned to the side looking at the countless monitors mounted onto the wall that now displayed the silhouette of Puzzlevision’s own faceless AI.
Tapping his cowboy hat, Wr3n now moved out of the digital realm, manifesting into a turquoise untextured hologram, before the avatar fully loaded.
The AI’s main appearance resembled the person he was based on.
Inkling anatomy with pointed ears, face markings and smaller statue.
Supposedly the real Oneshot Wren had worn a cowboy outfit before his death, so Wr3n apparently also copied that.
However, that was where the similarity ended as the AI’s arms were floating loosely on his sides, turquoise texture decorating parts of his black outfit and facial structures missing with only the black eye markings and tattoo on his cheek making out the face.
Lucian himself never got to meet the real deal and only ever saw Wren on TV when the Splatfest season arrived.
He also saw Wren’s fall from the top live, as he had been watching the stream with his sister.
One of the few times he felt something remotely like a domestic life.
Not bothering to answer, Lucian’s neon sign hand instead turned into a [‘Sup?], as he put his hands in the pockets of his outfit and walked over to the controls.
With Wr3n having moved out of the screens, they were displaying camera footage again.
The Control room not only served for surveillance but also door controls, lockdown protocols and much more functions that certainly did not fit with the appearance of a film studio, hence why it was locked off from the general public and employees.
Security personnel that did not have clearance like Lucian did got their own surveillance room at the other end of the studio.
One that was ironically also being watched.
Lucian’s gaze wandered to a monitor in the right upper corner where he could see GSP sitting in front of a screen, a few dozen empty coffee cups scattered all around him.
If there was something like a coffeeholic then GSP certainly earned that title.
Yet another one falling deeper into unhealthy habits thanks to a certain Puzzle named freak. …
Alright, maybe it was also particially his fault.
He tsked, very aware that Wr3n was watching his every move and not only from behind him.
That little creep had the ability to be in several places at the same time, watching from every screen and camera he had access to.
Unbeknownst to most employees, privacy in Puzzlevision had died a long time ago.
“The access to the account has been destroyed.”, Wr3n now suddenly announced and within the blink of an eye, he suddenly sat in front of Lucian on the control panel.
“So, partner, how come you didn’t accompany the little security team? We both know you’re far more skilled at taking out the rats than a duo of idiots and a little girl.”
Lucian shrugged, crossing his arms.
Lately he felt particularly pissed off with Puzzles, after finding out that the jerk put his sister on overtime thanks to this shitty tour.
So yeah, if staying at the studio meant more troubles for RTV then he would gladly miss out on the thrill of a fight.
Besides, it wasn’t like they were complete hacks.
Chris and Swag were strong as a duo and Harley was fairly talented for her age.
Not that she should have ever been in this business.
“They are capable. You said just now that he has his account back, right?”, he replied to Wr3n.
The AI laughed at that, it had a crazed yet unreal edge to it that Lucian never liked.
For some reason the AI unfortunately liked him.
“Oh, that wasn’t them. Suit, yourself, buddy!”
That wasn’t-
Oh.
Lucian’s shoulder slumped and he didn’t even fight, as a gloved hand suddenly reached from beyond the screen, grabbed him by the collar and pulled him through in the next second.
There was the weird familiar feeling, as if diving through water, before Lucian found himself surrounded by TV’s in a digital dimension.
One particular TV was currently wrapping his hand around his throat, digital face eerily glitching, pupils a colored scribbly mess, as she pulled Lucian up.
“Boss.”, Lucian greeted, keeping his voice dry and unimpressed. “You know this won’t stop me from breathing right?”
After all he had been through this before once.
Puzzles’ chest was rising and falling heavily, his expression and grip around Lucian’s throat telling the other that he had to tread carefully.
Despite Puzzles being far less skilled in combat than he was, which is why he always dragged Lucian into this shitty dimension, his cybernetic hands were still very capable of breaking bones.
Lucian learned the hard way when they first met.
“Where were you.”, the TV head now spoke, words coming out in a barely restrained low voice.
“Back at the studio, doing my job.”, Lucian cooly replied.
He knew he couldn’t allow himself any sassy remarks right now, but god, it was so difficult to hold back.
But he had to.
“Your job, just required you to get rid of three little pests. Three pests which got away!”, Puzzles replied. “So, I’m asking again: Where. Where. You?”
He couldn’t help it.
“Sounds like you messed up and not me.”
[Whoops.]
The answer was a sneer and a dark chuckle that quickly turned into a hysterical cackle.
“Oh, oh you’re a RIOT! I messed up? ME?!”
Puzzles pointed at himself, grin shaping into a crazed smile.
“THIS WAS YOUR DAMN JOB! THE ONLY, AND I MEAN ONLY REASON, I KEEP YOU AROUND!”
In the next second Lucian was thrown across the dimension, his back hitting a TV on the wall with such force, it’s screen shattered.
“...that’s going to leave a mark…”, Lucian muttered to himself, using one arm to get back up, but stopped as Puzzles’ shadow began looking over him.
Despite Lucian not being afraid of the guy, he couldn’t help but admit that his height and expression was intimidating.
He bet he never showed THAT to his fans.
“Lucian, dear, we have been over this so, so, SO many times.”, Puzzles now spoke again, tone and face having turned softer.
Something that Lucian didn’t like at all, he preferred screaming and being beaten up.
At least that way there was some damn adrenaline involved.
[Oh?]
“Yeah, and everytime I tell you to kindly go f-”
He was cut off, as a muted symbol suddenly blinked up over his head.
That son of a-
Puzzles continued to observe with mild amusement how Lucian’s neon sign hand began to shape one insult after the other.
“Oh what was that? You’re willing to hear me out?”, he meant, feigning gratefulness. “Why, Lucian, I just LOVE that new attitude of yours!”
His voice then dropped several levels.
“If we could just make it STICK…”
The answer was a rude gesture of Lucian’s finger.
Scoffing, RTV now folded his hands, crossing his legs as he floated in the air.
“You’re so CHILDISH sometimes…it’s almost like you FORGET what I’m capable of.”
Lucian’s hand lowered at that and despite having no face, the anger was practically surrounding him.
In a way it was fun to RTV to piss him off like this.
Enjoyable even after today’s fiasco.
Tapping a finger against the bottom of his TV head, RTV hummed.
“You know, maybe I’m not getting through you, but maybe your SISTER will. I mean, not like she’s not incredibly disappointed in YOU already- Don’t.”
His eyes immediately narrowed, as Lucian’s hand moved to the guns on his side holsters.
He halted, but his neon sign head had blanked out.
Lucian always did that when he didn’t want him to know his next move.
The amusement RTV had felt slowly faded away again at the threat, instead being replaced by irritation.
He hated being challenged like this when he clearly held all the cards.
It was almost like everyone didn't take him seriously.
Another chuckle escaped him, but it was missing amusement once again.
“You know what, Lucian? Go ahead. TRY to kill me like you did when we first met. I know you wouldn’t feel a thing like with aaaaall the others you killed before.”, RTV now said, shrugging, before his face switched to a lopsided grin. “Well, except when it comes to Colores, right? A killer who CARES about his family. Just that, well, in contrast to a certain OTHER employee you couldn't even give that part of yourself up for your only family member, nor were you EVER reliant on it. You simply gpt ADDICTED to the thrill.”
Lucian’s speech bubble head still kept blank, but RTV could see him balling his fists.
Bullseye, it was always the family speeches that hit.
“Only NOW you want to make up for that failure of a brother you were, but let's face the facts, Lucian.”, RTV continued, folding his hands as he gave Lucian a glance of fake pity. “She’s more happy right now than she EVER was with you- and ah-”
He raised a finger as Lucian seemed ready to protest, not that he could.
“-maybe she’s a bit attached to myself, fine, but brainwashing doesn’t change one’s character. I NEVER messed with her memory, Lucian. When she’s avoiding you on breaks and talking with ME about all those bad memories you left her with then she does that on her OWN accord.”
He watched with great satisfaction how Lucian’s shoulder started trembling with barely restrained rage.
Then, one of his hands moved to a gun holster, pulling out the weapon and removing safety.
“It’s a SHAME, you know.”, RTV continued, not making an effort to move. “You could have been so GREAT, an actual THREAT if you wouldn’t care about this ONE thing. Love is strength, HAH, oh you’re living proof of how much of a weakness it is! So glad I got over that…”
As Lucian raised the gun, the TV’s around them flickered on, showcasing the Art Department from every angle.
“So, let me REFRESH your memory as to why you’re still putting up with me despite my constant mockery, provocations and insults.”, RTV chuckled. “You shoot me, Lucian, and your sister is gonna get…”
He ran his thumb across his neck.
“And trust me, heh, you ain’t gonna be able to put a TV on THAT.”
Lucian didn’t lower the gun, but his hand had started shaking.
Not minding being held at gunpoint, RTV now clasped his hands together.
“Though, frankly, that’s such a cliché, I need something more dramatic! How about I make her target number one? Send EVERYONE after her, make everyone DESPISE her! Or maybe I will just send her on a trip a few floors below…”
RTV now tilted his head at Lucian, raising his eyebrows, challenging him to do something.
Anything.
The hitman looked like he was ready to shoot, before he slowly lowered his gun and put it away.
“Hm…”, RTV hummed, slight disappointment in his words. “And here I hoped I was WRONG about you.”
With a snap of his fingers, Lucian was unmuted.
The object head’s neon sign had started showcasing symbols again, this time staying with a [...].
“One day, you’re gonna fall.”, Lucian now spoke through what sounded like gritted teeth. “And I will be there to put a bullet into your rotten heart.”
RTV grinned at that.
“Sure, sure, but I think you wanted to say something ELSE?”
The other took a deep breath, before speaking again.
“What do you want me to do…boss?”
The TV head’s smile spread, filling the corners of his screen.
“Ah, I’m so GLAD you asked! Well, Lucian, you’re going to do what you do best.”, RTV meant. “You’re going to observe and you’re going to use your self-awareness to lure those in that think they can rebel and then you take them OUT.”
He shrugged.
“Whether you actually kill them or stuff them in the lower floors is up to you. It’s the SAME to me.”
Lucian huffed at that, but there was no smart reply this time.
“Aye, aye, boss.”
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Been a while since I wrote this much for the AU lol
Anyway, I hope you guys like it and it sheds a bit more light on Lucian’s and RTV’s relationship!
Mentioned insert characters:
GSP - @purpdrawsthing
Harley - @entityarts
Do feel free to give feedback if you would like more of these one-shots with different characters in focus.
#watch me sob after this chat#This is good#spectacular give me 14 of them right now#smg4 au#mr puzzles#rtv au#reality tv au#mr. puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles#rtv puzzles#Lucian#rtv lucian
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Bitch omg…
He’s actually fucking Guzma from Pokémon
You can’t change my mind about this
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Well I be damned,

HARLEY! GET YO AHH HOME/ref (at least I’m hoping this is Harley otherwise I’m delusional asf 😭)
Great art btw!! The colors are so pretty and you captured RTV’s smugness so well!!
RTV or whatever I am not a tv head
I am lazy so it's missing some things but eh:
P.S. the reason why the eyes of the Resistance is dull is cuz I wanted to show how they were so few in no. and that the brainwashed- erm I mean "fans" were more noticeable
Also tv head go rainbow brrr
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He got his account back! Yippee!!!!!
Happy April, Fool













Small wrap up to the April Fools event
@entityarts
(Slowly trying to draw all the inserts yaya)
#AUGHH MY HEART#RTV can’t let Harley see him so angry#Who knows how she’ll react when seeing him so angry like that#THE RELIEF IN RTV’S EYES WHEN HE CRACKED THE PHONE#He got his account back! Yay!#Harley is probably a tad bit sad she didn’t kick any ass#There’s always next time…#YOU DREW HARLEY SO CUTELY OMG#MY HEART I CANT!!#thank you so much!!!!#rtv au#reality tv au#mr. puzzles#smg4 au#mr puzzles#smg4 mr puzzles#rtv puzzles#rtv harley#rtv swag#rtv Chris
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