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don't be fooled, that stew is actually the worst thing ever but one of these guys can't cook and the other one will eat literally anything

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Inprnt is offering free worldwide shipping on orders over $30 - and I have updated my shop with my most recent birds and landscapes.

And also Riker and Shebly lol

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This gotta be the funniest Enterprise-Klingon exchange ever:

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People tagging my Star Trek: TOS seasons 1-3 posts with "Bones didn't sign up for any of this shit": Technically incorrect. Bones may have been unaware of the true depth and breadth of the shit but he definitely officially signed up for some of it through Starfleet service contract.

People tagging my Star Trek: The Motion Picture through the first two thirds of The Search For Spock posts with "Bones didn't sign up for any of this shit": Technically correct! Bones was drafted via a little-known service reactivation clause, intimating that he had no idea of this possibility when he signed up way back when and probably considered being forcibly beamed back onto the Enterprise after several years in retirement to be kidnapping rather than actively signing up for this shit. Even though due diligence is the responsibility of the signer, it could be argued that that this was an unforeseeable consequence. Whether it could be argued that it was a foreseeable consequence if Bones had ever met Jim Kirk is another story.

People tagging my end of The Search for Spock through The Undiscovered Country posts with "Bones didn't sign up for any of this shit": At the end of The Search For Spock, Bones says "I choose the danger" in an official capacity in front of several witnesses. Now, whether he is coerced, in his right mind (as well as someone else's) or whether this statement is considered legally binding in Federation court--

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shocking news for everyone who follows me: i love data

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six crews done now for this little project of mine :D

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the ancient earth tradition of riding a pony on your birthday

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So today I watched this interview with the Star Trek: The Next Generation cast and they demonstrate the phenomenon "space ship acting"

and they all go

and it just cracks me up, ESPECIALLY Sir Patrick Stewart

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talking to cats :)

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Drawing the road trip/beach episode we never got

Part 2

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POV: You're on a fetch quest for Kira and you give her a jumja stick instead of the 85645 self sealing stem bolts she asked for, forgetting that she doesn't like them.

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slowly beating art block with the power of weird space ppl

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This is my primary ds9 takeaway

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I like to imagine that there's something similar to the windows vistas games on the devices on ds9. Imagining Keiko talking to Sisko because she caught Jake playing Meteorsweeper in class, or Odo playing digitalized Tongo when he's not pestering Quark. I might draw this!

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Spock maintains that his first round of crew performance evaluations was perfectly logical and it was unfair to send him to "sensitivity training"

original

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the aos guys…….

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Riker in some of Deanna Troi's outfit cuz I feel like Jonathan Frakes probably would wear these