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I present to you....Magikarp. The most bad ass Pokemon in the universe.

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"Was it hard to find the perfect woman?"

Paul Giamatti, Rosamund Pike, director Richard J. Lewis and producer Robert Lantos talk about Barney’s Version

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Rare Tiger Cubs Venture Out of Den

A trio of tiny Sumatran Tiger cubs has made their first public appearance at Chester Zoo. The four-week-old Tiger triplets were born on January 2nd but have just started to emerge from their den, as their proud mother starts to show them off. The cubs are the off-spring of eight-year-old ‘Kirana’ and seven-year-old dad ‘Fabi’.

Learn more at Zooborns.

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So this kid fell asleep during class and he’s still there after school so we decided to play a prank on him

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Portrait of a Young Lady in a Red Dress, Eduard Friedrich Leybold

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i swear to god if i see another person saying ‘if you think obesity is bad, you’re a fat shamer!!’

no

obesity is a real problem that causes lots of diseases

and just because i don’t like obesity, doesn’t mean i don’t like obese people

it’s like, i hate cancer, but i don’t hate people with cancer or shame people who have cancer

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i’ve had this saved in my drafts since july

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growing up is watching your younger sibling get taller and taller until they finally surpass you until you’re left a diminished pride and  memories of when you were the supreme sibling

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This is why voting is important.

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You aren’t a good man, you never were, even before we were married. And you know what I’m talking about. 

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Carl Sagan recognised that the Voyager mission offered two free tickets to something approaching eternity. He assembled a small team to create a message to any civilisation that might, one day, encounter the derelict spacecraft.

Become an extraterrestrial archaeologist for a few moments. An artefact has been fished out of the interstellar ocean. It was made by beings that lived about a billion years ago. What would you make of them and their world? They sent us their music, greetings in 59 human languages, and one whale language; and a sound essay that includes a Saturn V rocket launch, a mother’s first words to her newborn baby, the brainwaves of a young woman newly fallen in love, and the sound of a pulsar.

- Episode 13: Unafraid of the Dark, Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey

You can listen to the contents of the Voyager Golden Record here.

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apparently there’s an important episode of football on this weekend

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