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[ensign-with-a-snap]

....yeah you're probably right. I don't need to give the Captain ANOTHER reason to lecture me.

found them on some planet

poor things looked abandoned

*Her eyes go wide with pity as she looks at them.*

Oh my Q, they're all alone.

Don't worry, darlings, I'll take care of you.

HEY NAVH! @ensign-navh Do you know if we have to clear pets with the captain or am I good to just keep these guys?

[ensign-with-a-snap]

found them on some planet

poor things looked abandoned

*Her eyes go wide with pity as she looks at them.*

Oh my Q, they're all alone.

Don't worry, darlings, I'll take care of you.

HEY NAVH! @ensign-navh Do you know if we have to clear pets with the captain or am I good to just keep these guys?

[ensign-with-a-snap]

*hands you three baby lizards*

Oh! Woah! What are these guys???

*She is so excited.*

They feel like humans, not quite mentally but maybe on a baser level, but they look...well, clearly not human! Where did you even get these little dudes, humans shouldn't reach this stage for AGES!?

[ensign-with-a-snap]

*GASP!*

New song! Hell yeah!

*puts on “thats how you know” from enchanted*

you and @ensign-with-a-snap need to know this for your future chimes

................myyy STAAAARS.......how has no human shared this with me before????? its PERFECT.

[ensign-with-a-snap]

what did you DO

why is earth fruit so MESSY HELP ME

[ensign-with-a-snap]

have you heard of Geordis cat?

Oh, yeah, Sutton! Cute little critter.

[ensign-with-a-snap]

do all Qs have big eyes?

Not all of them. We all look different, y'know.

[ensign-with-a-snap]

you have no right being so cool

Awww, thanks!

[ensign-with-a-snap]

we should find your grandma, everything you tell me about her makes her sound so cool

the captain is probably distracted enough by being married to agree to that, right? do we actually get to request stuff or was the nebula thing just me being lucky? i don't think i ever actually found the starfleet handbook

do Qs like rocks?

Eh? Most of them stay in the Continuum, and we don't really have rocks there.

[ensign-with-a-snap]

it's not all that awesome to begin with, everyone there already knows everything so no one ever talks to each other.

they like gossip though so i've started telling them the tea every time something happens. they love it i've never seen them talk so much

do Qs like rocks?

Eh? Most of them stay in the Continuum, and we don't really have rocks there.

[ensign-with-a-snap]

are you...surprised that we don't have rocks in the Continuum? dude half the time we don't have bodies, i just look like this so i don't make your eyeballs bleed

do Qs like rocks?

Eh? Most of them stay in the Continuum, and we don't really have rocks there.

[ensign-with-a-snap]

do Qs like rocks?

Eh? Most of them stay in the Continuum, and we don't really have rocks there.

[ensign-with-a-snap]

you are the best girl!

Thank you!

[ensign-with-a-snap]

OH

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT A Q WAS SO I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF THE GUY UNDERCOVER? BUT NOPE ITS A SPECIES YOU'RE A SPECIES :DDDDD

Yep! It can get a little confusing for mortals, because you guys can't pronounce the difference between "Q" and "Q".

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Q IS BACK IN A CORPOREAL FORM AND HES PLANNING TO PROPOSE TO THE CAPTAIN EVEN THOUGH THEYRE ALREADY MARRIED

NAVH when are you next working on the bridge and can you switch your schedule to have it be sooner? You're going to want to see this first hand.

@ensign-with-a-snap

ooooOOOOOHHHHBOYYY WHATS HAPPENING TELL ME EVERYTJING MY NEXT SHIFT IS IN LIKE AN HOUR!!!!!

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why so blue /j /lh

I'm a science officer! We wear blue!

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what is it like being a Q?

It's pretty fun. Ignoring physics is nice.