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it's so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?

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why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!

Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.

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I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

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cant stop thinking about this video

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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well, are you coming?

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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There was a lot of stuff I was supposed to do today, but instead I've made this:

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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

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I would know him in death, at the end of the world

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LOSING IT 😭😭