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FINALLY got to know minthara... no notes. life of the party
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reblog if the best idea that you could come up with was falling over and lying on the ground like a lump
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My favorite disaster game is FFXV which is probably all you need to ever know about me.
It actually approaches disasterpiece levels. What if we had a boyband road trip, but it’s actually a royal convoy, but it also makes zero sense as a royal convoy cuz the convoy is an idiot boyband. What if you spend the entire game rolling around a dying world with these idiots, and you get really attached to them in spite of yourself because you spend all your time fishing and camping like normal people. What if the game was just an ad for Coleman. What if you stay up all night fishing while the demons swarm you while your Coleman camping gear is safely enshrined in holy light. What if there’s a resort that’s also the only port in a bajillion miles, and that’s apparently normal and also it’s always busy but nobody uses it. What if the villain isn’t a villain at all but just the broken half of your savior narrative because the villains are the gods actually and you’re going to act out their fucked up sacrificial narrative no matter what. What if there’s a train to nowhere and everything is demons. What if the heroine is the most important character and we don’t even make her a character. What if we don’t even put the story in the base game at all.
Oh and the combat is a frustrating mix between hold-button simulator and a genuinely innovative and fun teleportation magic system. Good luck.
I love this stupid game.
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Stumbled upon this random ship (in a fandom im not active in myself) that has like 150 works on ao3 which are all from just two people gifting each other fics about this pairing back and forth and theyve been doing it for 3 years... i think thats true love probably
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just once i would like to be in an anime/superhero battle like getting thrown through walls and coughing up blood and shit. who's with me rn
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I was there,Gandalf…
”-Isildur, we need to destroy it!
-You gonna drag this crap on the top of the mountain?
-ISILDUR!!!”
I was there the day the strength of Men failed…
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Gil-Galad: You know, when I asked you to bring me something back from the beach I meant like a shell or a pretty rock or something. Not a kinslayer.
Elrond: *holding a feral Maglor over one shoulder who alternates between crying and creepy singing* Well you could have just said that.
Elrond: … although if you really want that pretty rock I’m sure Maglor would help me find one
Gil-Galad: NO!
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(continuation of this post) modern/college AU zoro & sanji’s first brawl ♥
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Day 1, inauguration
The goat is standing, it will get inaugurated later this evening.
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