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A friend referred to Menzoberranzan as "Elf Detroit," and the following happened.

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White Flowers
by Mary Oliver
Last night in the fields I lay down in the darkness to think about death, but instead I fell asleep, as if in a vast and sloping room filled with those white flowers that open all summer, sticky and untidy, in the warm fields. When I woke the morning light was just slipping in front of the stars, and I was covered with blossoms. I don’t know how it happened — I don’t know if my body went diving down under the sugary vines in some sleep-sharpened affinity with the depths, or whether that green energy rose like a wave and curled over me, claiming me in its husky arms. I pushed them away, but I didn’t rise. Never in my life had I felt so plush, or so slippery, or so resplendently empty. Never in my life had I felt myself so near that porous line where my own body was done with and the roots and the stems and the flowers began.
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Mary Oliver, from Worm Moon in “Twelve Moons”
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Let's be real, Sephiroth is into Cloud trying to kill him.
Secret time traveller Cloud: I hate you. I hope you choke on your sword.
Sephiroth: Oh my gosh he's perfect.
Cloud, gripping his sword: I'm going to run you through and watch the life drain from your eyes.
Sephiroth, absolutely enthralled: ....
Cloud: I'm going to behead you and chuck it into the lifestream.
Sephiroth, blushing: ....
Cloud: I will personally ensure you never know peace.
Sephiroth: ...
Cloud: Well?? Talk, you bastard!
Sephiroth: I accept your marriage proposal.
Cloud: STOP TALKING.
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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Elf names got more complicated as parents strove to create new ones instead of handling the political whiplash of reusing an old one. So if you meet an elf called ‘silver-river-water-voice’ they’re pretty young, but if some guy says ‘hi I’m Tree’ you best believe that bitch is ancient.
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the transcript btw. It was hard to make it out on the video because of the blowhards yelling and me feeling incandescently blind and deaf with rage
oh, to have a leader with the moral fiber and strong backbone that Zelenskyy has
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shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
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Uh oh! 😱
Someone spilt catnip on toddler Sephiroth! What is Genesis going to do?!
*Genesis strides in with toddler Sephiroth limp in his arms*
Angeal: He's still a toddler?? I thought you reversed the spell.
Genesis: I was about to! But just as I was casting, Zack burst in with a sack of catnip from that pet rescue thing he's volunteering at. One clumsy motion later, and now we have this. And frankly, I'd rather wrangle a catnip-high toddler than deal with an adult Sephiroth experiencing... whatever this would have done to his grown form.
Angeal: No, yeah. You're right.
Angeal, to Sephiroth: How are you holding up, little guy?
Sephiroth, eyes wide: The shadows whisper of conquest. The walls breathe in tandem with the universe. I am ascending. I am becoming. I see through the Lifestream. It calls my name.
Angeal: Genesis.
Sephiroth: ◉‿◉
Angeal: Genesis call a priest.
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@crazysodomite the gentle caterpillar taur
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If I tell you this is a horror dance number it still won't prepare you. That last move was so terrifying even the judge was like "Let go! Let go!" If you told me they're actually possessed I'd believe you.
One of the most perfectly choreographed and executed dances I have ever seen and comes closest to Shobana's original performance in Manichitrathazhu. Incredible!
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