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Have you ever heard a song that made you sad? :) Reblog if you think you’re being watched

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sorry i can’t hang out, this is a really busy month for me

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reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

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so much of late 2000s music was like “we falling in love... in this club... we’re all family... in this club.... we’re having the time of our lives... in this club” like wtf we gotta get back to the club !!!

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Dear God, it is me, Rat.

Why did you let my parents name me Rat? Why would you let this happen….?

My last name is Fuck. Please. I don’t want to be Rat Fuck.

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i’m too soft of a bitch to have lived when love letters were common practice. i’d get One and go lay down by a river and my friends would be like “what’s wrong?” and i’d be like “my friends, i’ve fallen ill” 

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u ever just be ugly to flex on people who say they’re ugly but really aren’t

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nobody:

common house spider: can i die of malnutrition in your bedroom please?

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with my brain small, my meat huge, my pain endless, i tread onwards

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The best visual gag in any piece of media was the giant vault door concealing a normal-sized door in Portal 2

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whoever came up with the word cock… Their mind

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Coworker: nice day out huh?

Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany.

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i feel like early 2000’s sleepover culture was the height of human existence

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This Pride Month,

I think it’s really important that we take a moment and remember our queer elders. For example, JFK was gay af for sleeping when Jackie’s fat ass was out

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if you wondered what she looks like in my reg style