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SEGA, PUT AGENT STONE IN THE SONIC GAMES YOU COWARDS. GIVE GAME EGGMAN THE DEVOTED HENCHMAN HE DESERVES THATS NOT A ROBOT. MAKE HIM MAKE LATTES. MAKE HIM DO A LITTLE EVIL LAUGH ALONG WITH EGGMAN. DO IT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

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Movie Sonic visits the Boom reality, with my headcanon that the Boom characters are all several years older than the movie ones.

For party hat context, click here.

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Colleen Ann O'Shaughnessey deserves the same sized paycheck as all the mega-stars she works with in the Sonic Movies. Both because she's a great actress who deserves the dosh, and because I find it funny she earned this opportunity cause of one line in a post-credits stinger.

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a little guy on a snowy night

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I can’t help but chuckle whenever Tails introduces himself by stating, “My name’s Miles Prower, but my friends call me Tails” because… well… Eggman calls him Tails…

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god, GUN putting shadow on ice is even MORE fucked up in the filmverse considering they didn't make him. like he's a living being, it's fucked up either way, but in the gameverse GUN could at least have the excuse of "well technically we commissioned him so we own him, we decide what we do to him" again, they don't, but they could say that to make themselves feel better. in the filmverse they just found him. they just found a kid in a meteor, watched him roller-skate and dance and watch stupid monster movies, and still said "we need to put him in a medically-induced torture coma for 50+ years because he's upset and scared that we killed his sister." like holy shit man

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Also- FUCKING HELL, THAT WAS MUCH MORE ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF EGGMAN AND STONE'S RELATIONSHIP THEN I EVER EXPECTED???

And even if Ivo only said "friend", that's still more emotional vulnerability than he's probably shown anyone his entire adult life? And he said it in a way where it was obvious that he was hiding behind performative jokes and word play. Like he wasn't making a dying confession about Stone being the only other human he's ever actually liked. Just him trying to say that someone is his friend requires that degree of separation.

I genuinely don't think that he would even be able to be vulnerable enough to admit if his feelings were more than platonic about Stone. I think that we got as close as he ever could get to saying I Love You in that moment, especially when you remember that not even 20 minutes prior Gerald Robotnik had used those exact words against him in an incredibly cruel way.

And say what you will, but someone spending their final moments apologizing to someone and letting them know that they were the most important person in their life and that the world was only worth saving because they we're in it is NOT a purely platonic level of attachment.

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"I think found family is so huge for so many people, right? I think a lot of us struggle with finding where we belong, and what we're meant to do in life, and I think Stone's kind of there. There was something in the first movie where Robotnik talks about being an orphan. And I was like, oh, what if - and this was for me, we never discussed it - but I was like, what if Stone's an orphan? [...] or had to leave home, or whatever? And so that's kind of the first little thing in common that they have. And I think that relationship is huge to Stone. I think maybe Ivo's the only one that really sees him, in a sense." (x)

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The funniest lore bit from the murder of sonic the hedgehog

Is that shadow showed up to Amy’s birthday, realized he forgot a present, panicked, tried to over compensate by buying a hyper specific one, failed, than spent the rest of evening trying to hide this had occurred at all

Yet despite that, in generations Shadow didn’t show up or was too busy to attend Sonic’s birthday

Meanwhile, Sonic forgot his present, the cake, and his wallet

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I just had a vision

Huge dork and their impossibly strong zen boyfriend

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Alright Amycule, time to rank yourselves in order of most to least down bad. 1 would be a perfectly composed, pure individual, and 5 would be down cataclysmically bad for your lovers.

"I rank myself a two," Amy said, "I love my girlfriends so much, and seeing them everyday is such a joy, but I wouldn't necessarily say I'm that desperate to see them."

"I will say I'm a step above her and give myself a three," Blaze said, "My life has been made better having met all of them, and I wouldn't trade any of them for the world. They are my light, and as such I am always thinking of them."

"Eh, depends on who we're talking about," Surge shrugged, "By that I mean I'm like a four for everyone but Honey. Bitch makes fun of me too much to be higher than a one."

"Are ya sure?~" Honey purred, getting close to Surge, "Or are ya just saying that to avoid admitted you're a five?"

Surge blushed, scoffed, and looked away. Honey just giggled.

"I'm a four, probably," Honey admitted, "Took me just two days to find myself sleeping in the same bed as all of them, so I'm pretty down bad."

All eyes then turned to Trip. She nervously twiddled with her fingers in her place.

"F...F-Five..." she admitted quietly.

The other girls' eyes widened in surprise.

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Shadow Sweep

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here's my unfinished comic that i'm probably never going to finish that's been bothering me for almost a YEAR now... This was part of my metal sonic au that I still delude myself i will return to posting about some day. Idk, maybe, but this is the very beginning of the story, in which Metal accidentally becomes somewhat organic (which was supposed to happen at the end of this comic which was supposed to be like 30 pages but i turned out to be weak)

WHEW! well you can look at my old ass drawings of organic metal sonic in the tag under this very name and maybe I will draw something more for this one day, cause I still think about this story sometimes. For now I hope you freaking enjoyed this comic that almost killed me last february, i almost gave myself carpal!

and thank you @mysticruinedme for being so enhusiastic about it that it made me want to post this sooooo bad :3c

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The fics I’m seeing of someone from the wachowski fam finding Shadow and taking care of him and intergrating him into the fam are like my fucking bread and butter rn

Bonus points if they give him a bath, I know that rodent smells like absolute hot dog water

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an idea i had a while ago— if surge is crushing on amy, i thought it would be funny for kit to have a one sided little crush on sonic lmao

this is probably out of character. oh well i think it’s funny

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i do not want to live in a world where a pathetic, evil loser like OJ Simpson can murder two innocent human beings (one of which was his ex-wife, Nicole Brown, whom he abused their entire marriage), and have all evidence pointing toward him + an audio recording of him confessing to the double-homicide, yet he still escapes life in prison and leads a long, free life… but a modern day Robinhood like Luigi Mangione that (allegedly) popped a monster who made billions off denying people healthcare (killing thousands), can’t also be let free.

seeing the people in power scramble to villainize Luigi and paint him as a danger to society, try to convince us that we should be scared just bc they are? babe, it isn’t working. use your brains. that billionaire shitass was shot IN DEFENSE of us bc he was diabolical. how detached do you have to be to not understand how every day people are not going to be afraid of someone who (allegedly) murdered a billionaire making his wealth off our demises?

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This was two weeks ago...

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