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Been feeling so-so lately but i remain overwhelmingly completely enamoured by chickens
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you wanna see one of my favorite bots of new york posts ever?
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Who wants to come with me to New Jersey to go on an exciting adventure to find the magical mystery baseball mud
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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m
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No YouTuber will ever top the phrase "A powerful rat named Charles Entertainment Cheese."
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Pumpkinheads 2020 pt. 4 (Happy Halloween!)
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Once, by accident, Dennis the Menace had its caption switched with the Far Side.
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