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I hate Nintendo Switch Online. I hate the lack of optimization. I hate the expensive subscription service. I hate the lack of games. I hate the limited time releases. I hate that it's never gonna have the level of content that the Wii virtual console had. I hate what capitalism has done to gaming.

This collection includes: All the GBA, GB and GBC games currently available on the Switch!!

+ And a few extra bonus!! Mostly from the same series'seses

Download here for free!!: https://www.mediafire.com/file/pzycxh6zu9b8drf/GBA_Online_PC.rar (405 MB Uncompressed)

They're all ready to be played in HD on PC. Just drag and drop the files on the included program

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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

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Anyway, fellow sex-repulsed aces with moral OCD that might be triggered by the "you MUST be horny and write porn and be sexual or else you're functionally a conservative" wave on this site, because I know it's making mine act up something fierce:

No you don't

Your discomfort with sexuality and sexual themes is morally neutral and does not make you even remotely similar to Moms for Liberty

Porn is not the only thing they're trying to censor

Porn is not the only thing they're trying to censor

One of the most challenged books of the 2020s so far is Gender Queer by Maia Kobabe, a memoir of a trans AROACE person

You do not need to write or draw things that trigger you to be a politically progressive artist

You do not need to be sexual to be a good person

You have stories that need to be told too, and your stories are as vital to fighting censorship and protecting free expression as any other queer story

We're all in this together and together is the only way we're all getting out of it

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it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

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Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

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Unmute !

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The night is beautiful, so the faces of my people. The stars are beautiful, so the eyes of my people. Beautiful, also, is the sun. Beautiful, also, are the souls of my people.

~Langston Hughes

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I wish we could teach each other how to love the way we can teach animals that aren’t supposed to be able to feel it.

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For no reason, here is Art Spiegelman's 1991 graphic novel Maus, for free on the Internet Archive.

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Kind of insane of Babylon 5 to say that the extant impulse towards Fascism and Authoritarianism exists within all peoples and cultures, and yet that a better world is still possible and achievable in spite of this impulse. That no matter how dark and bleak the state of things becomes, we can still rise above, and perhaps even succeed in finding and building that better, brighter, world.

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men are so privileged they dont even realized how oppressed they really are

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I'm articulating a new (x)ship position

✨themeship✨

Are you a themeshipper? Let's find out!

Do you roll your eyes at both the proship "playing with dolls" mentality and the antiship moralizing of individual writing choices?

Do you believe both sides of shipcourse give absolutely dogshit writing advice? Do you groan equally hard at "giving your characters backstories makes you a pedophile" and "writing with any intent besides self-gratification makes you a fascist"?

Do you enjoy it when writing decisions make sense, and aspire to make writing decisions that make sense?

Is the place of shipping in your writing incidental to the goal of telling stories that make sense?

Do you write relationships to reinforce the larger themes and motifs of your stories?

Do shippers, regardless of shipcourse position, find you really fucking boring?

Do you find the predominant mindset among shippers, regardless of shipcourse position, really fucking shallow?

If one or more of these things apply to you, you're a themeshipper! Congratulations! Side effects may include everyone who talks to you thinking you're an elitist jerk. Sorry about that.

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Here are some additional photos of her, she's grown up a lot since the initial ask. Wasn't expecting we had a stumper!

Tell me about my daughters (Nerys and Molly)

I know they’re a similar color, both Mackeral Tabbies? but there are subtle differences, and I was wondering if it's an individual variation thing or if they actually have different patterns. Thanks!

it’s hard for me to 100% say if the first one is a black ticked or mackerel tabby actually! there seems to be some striping, but it’s so faint it could be from the way she’s sitting. she could also be heterozygous for ticked and have “dribbled” stripes

second one is a good ol black mackerel tabby !

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Friend this is so cool. I was going to do it myself at some point because this post suddenly blew up after being around for years, but I don't know if I could do it better. Kudos!

The Doctors as Surreal Horror Monsters

I’m having a weird day okay? I need something to occupy my mind. 

@the-voice-of-light-city this seems up your alley

The First Doctor

A disembodied mourning sound, resembling both an old man weeping and the crying of a helpless infant. Often heard on empty streets late at night. It’s true body is an hour glass where the sand moves upward and downward at the same time. The weeping lures in unwitting victims, whose souls become new grains of sand. It has also been known to take on the form of a young school girl.

The Second Doctor

A player piano made entirely out of organic materials. The only song it can play is ‘Pop Goes The Weasel.’ People feel compelled to break into song and dance when in its vicinity, and it brings a sickeningly saccharine aura to whatever space it’s placed in. People entranced by it’s song have been known to drop from exhaustion, only to wake up with no memory of their actions. 

The Third Doctor

An eccentric spirit haunting a military base. It abhors war and tries to improve the lives of the soldiers who live at the base in little ways. It’s primary physical form is that of a large, fluffy sheepdog, but on occasion it appears as a frightening painting based the poem Jabberwocky by Lewis Carol. It enjoys car rides and sometimes accompanies soldiers in their vehicles.

The Fourth Doctor

A strip of soft fabric wrapping around an entire solar system. At either end of the fabric is a giant mouth with the teeth of a Thresher shark. The planets in the solar system are part of its body. It sometimes eats spaceships that pass within its vicinity, but others are strangely spared. It’s true eyes are those of a giant squid, hidden somewhere on Earth; when it blinks, empires will fall.

The Fifth Doctor

A beautiful patch of shimmering, iridescent grass that grew on the edge of a cricket field after a UFO sighting. It’s alluring to the eye but when in investigated reveals itself to be infinitely deep. Some who tread upon it emerge with non-venomous snake bites, while others never return at all. The number of reported missing children has gone up since it was first discovered.

The Sixth Doctor

A sentient dictionary of made-up words in various unknown languages, its exact content changing slightly every time it is opened. It’s cover is an alien material of an incomprehensible color. It can have a sarcastic and bitter personality toward those who interact with it, but is in fact benevolent. No matter its current content, it always contains the definition for its favorite word.

The Seventh Doctor

A well-loved, but old and rotten teddy bear that has been soaked through with rain water many times. It was once the sole companion of a young girl with anger problems. Its stuffing contains the spirit of a scorned elder god who was cast out by his peers and now seeks to return to his rightful place. Contact with the toy has been known to bring about abrupt endi   

The Eighth Doctor

An abandoned and desecrated greenhouse that was once a beautiful nursery, but is now covered in graffiti. On closer inspection, all of the graffiti is the quotation “He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you“ by Friedrich Nietzsche, repeated in various styles. 

The War Doctor

A planet that once fell into a crack between timelines. The way the planet is seen changes depending on the perception of those who visit it. The non-religious will see a utopian paradise world inhabited by anthropomorphic tigers. The religious will instead visit a world inhabited by dragons who are on the brink of a nuclear war. The agnostic will find a barren landscape.    

The Ninth Doctor

A being that stalks the streets of major cities at night looking for those in need of spiritual rebirth. It is invisible, but can sometimes be detected as the shadow of a cat cast on an alley wall. When it finds a subject, it will give them dreams of complex constellations in the night sky. These constellations symbolize the path the dreamer must take. Unfortunately, it is easy to forget its dreams. 

The Tenth Doctor

An entity in the vague shape of a human, whose body is unnaturally sharp. Those who reach out to touch it will be eviscerated. It once sought genuine love and affection, but the destructive nature of its being drove it mad. Desperate for closeness, it now seeks victims to control and dominate. It believes itself to be the last of its race, and mourns for them each day.   

The Eleventh Doctor

A pocket watch which appears to be broken, but always displays the correct time when viewed. When shook, rattling parts can be heard inside of it. It is connected to a larger body somewhere else, which supplies an infinite power source. Those who carry it around often enough can channel this energy, and may find themselves feeling spry and young again.

The Twelfth Doctor

A non-euclidean work of art on the grounds of a college campus. Those who see it are unaware of its supernatural nature, so it goes entirely unnoticed. Secretly, it is an ancient entity which protects the campus and those who live on it from danger, although it abhors the idea of making friends. It is a locked gateway stopping a great evil from leaking through. 

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transphobes be like "you'll always be a girl!!" and then it's billy butcher

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[The Lumon manual] does discourage romantic fraternization though. This can’t be romantic then.

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"we need more weird queers!!"

y'all can't even handle regular ass trans men who dress and look like dads, masc lesbians who use any pronouns besides she/her, or asexual people who aren't sex repulsed naive children. if you want weird queers first you have to be normal about people not fitting your #aesthetic #softcore #uwu #relatable stereotypes