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HERE IS MY 32 SLIDE PRESENTATION ON JOHN LAURENS!!! im sorry if the grammar is bad and spelling is bad i did this in 3 hours and i have a fever.

I based the power point off of this post from @john-laurens  , who has such an amazing blog full of research!! anyone interested in John Laurens go check out their blog if you already haven’t!

Here is the post about those 5 words by @ciceroprofacto ! 

Sorry its so long and i hope you all enjoy and love John Laurens

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Just clicked it dude

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South rules

Even if you hate a house guest you are to be nice to them

Gravy goes on ANYTHING

Y’all+Ain’t are allowed

If it is a porch, it must have a swing

If there is a tornado, get your beer and lawn chairs (that one may be midwest idk, but we do it here)

If the electricty goes out in the middle of winter, we don’t care, theres like a 99.9% chance we, or a reletive, has a fire place

Never, EVER, mess with the baby of the family, if the baby is a boy, you’ll probaly just get yelled at, If it’s a girl they’ll never find your body

If you skip chu- what am I talking about, if you skip it, we launch nohomosexual.exe, (did not work on me)

Look buddy, i’ve all ready told you once, but let me repeat myself, if you date the baby of the family, and if they are a girl, if you do anything to hurt them, they will take your knee caps

If they are a couple from alabama, you never ask how they met

If you in any way shap or form disagree with Thomas Jefferson, congrats, you are now a fedrealist

Thanks for listening y’all

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So I went to go see the lion king in springfield yesterday

AND THIS GIRL LOOKS ME DEAD IN THE FACE AND GOES

“WHY ARE THEY WEARING AFRICAN CLOTHES”

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Play that song agian

The one that goes like death and and distraction

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All the best storys of when people have presented in class

“WOW SO LIKE THERE WHERE 50 BILLION SLAVES”

“So George Ligma”

“Alexander Hamilton died in jul 13,1801 of Cancer”

“Jefferson owned over 5,000 slaves”

“Henrey Knox gave his speech in 1964”

This kids headphones came unplugged and the whole classroom got blasted with you reposted in the wrong swamp

“Yourtown happened in 1871”

“The sons of liberty had over 1,000 people even King George the thrird was in it”

“John B Macdonald”

“The relignion of the coloy is Peganiame”

“Everyone is addicted to anime in the 1859 as we all know”

And last but not least i made something on the french and Indian war and this how i decribe it

The british looking at the Ohio river valley

And thats it

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Ikup

me spelling icup as a kid so I don't see them pee cuz that's about as gay as me

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I WAS IN U.S HISTORY AND ALL I COULD THINK ABOUT WAS THIS AND AT THE SAME TIME HAMILTON WAS BLASTING IN MY HEAD

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The highlights of 7th grade

•this kid was screaming "da di da di da slob on me knob”

•this kid was singing “cocaine daddy” 

•my friend told me “YEET THE TINY CHILD”

•I fought a kid for a cereal bar but I won

•me and my friend sung slob on my knob in my art class

•there people blasted slob on my knob ON A CHRISTAIN BUS TO A CHRISTAIN CONCERT 

• welp backstory time so I found a George Washington x reader showed it to my friend and now my class ships him with it (if I can find it I will link it) and my friend wrote a smut of it (I may post it and link it)

•that same friend is OBSESSED with Markiplier and he had the library set to when he opened it the computer would take him to one of marks videos when I asked if a kid sees it he only said “then they will know true happiness“

that's all I can remember 

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Pre K (pre school) story

Once in pre school this guy who i will called barry climed over the fence to the pre school and almost ran out into the rode

I loved the bee movie and tried to pet it i toched it and got stung by the bee and now i'm scared with anything with a stinger

(I was a brat in pre k btw)

I laughed at a kid and my mom was a subbing for a teacher and she told me to walk to her after 20 mins of not listening she told me to get down or i was grounded

This kid in his sleep wishperd "why yes shugar bear i would love some tea"

I feel asleep on the playground and no one knew

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All the storys behind me getting kicked out of class so far out of order

•I didn't color a picture of an easter bunny

•I said "I think that math is dumb"

•I could not spell are (I have a disability where I can't spell correctly and i do not have good grammar or hand righting like I forgot to capitalize I until 6 grade ok) I WAS 9

•I sung along to hotel California

•In third grade I got into a heated argument over how Lincoln was the 16 not the 7 president of the U.S.A and said "yes Lincoln was well known for banning the slave trade in 1829"

•I LEGIT CALLED SOMEONE A POOPY HEAD AND GOT SENT OF CLASS

•I said "bonjour mon ami" (hello my friend in french)

•I got into a heated argument over how Hamilton was not president

•I drew art on my phone in art class

Thats it for now