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I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

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hello beloveds ☺️

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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you should draw a corny ass thirst trap snapchat or something that mac would send to johnny. but like it’s so cringe because, well, it’s mac

this idea really cracked me up anon, thank you!

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im not trying to "pit two bad bitches against eachother" i am trying to end historical revisionism. oh you saw how cute Clifford was as a tiny red baby puppy? but you dont like him so you replaced him with the more memeable dog? yeah okay. thats because you love stolen valour. tiktokers are not more important than the truth so heres some facts clifford was the SMALLEST puppy and love made him GROW. clifford was small enough to float on soap True but Snoopy was never that little enough. unless it was the biggest soap ever. well hers the truth i like clifford more. and just because the internet perfers snopy will. never stop me from being my BRAVE! self.

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i feel like a lot of you are not using the reverse chronological dash and it’s stressing me out tbh

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Johnny Eck was a performer from the 1930s who was born without any legs:

He's primarily known for appearing in the 1932 cult classic Freaks directed by Tod Browning.

However what I'm mostly obsessed with is this account of a magic trick he did with his non-disabled twin brother (text under the cut)

Like this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Can you imagine

Wikipedia screenshot:

"In 1937, Eck and Robert were recruited by the illusionist and hypnotist Rajah Raboid, for his "Miracles of 1937" show. In it they performed a magic feat that amazed audiences. Raboid performed the traditional sawing-a-man-in-half illusion, except with an unexpected twist. At first Robert would pretend to be a member of the audience and heckle the illusionist during his routine, resulting in Robert being called on stage to be sawed in half himself. During the illusion, Robert would then be switched with his twin brother Eck, who played the top half of his body, and a dwarf who played the bottom half, concealed in specially-built pant legs. After seeming to have been sawn off, the legs would suddenly get up and start running away, prompting Eck to jump off the table and start chasing them around the stage, screaming, "Come back!" "I want my legs back!" Sometimes he even chased the legs into the audience. The subsequent reaction was amazing – people would scream and sometimes even flee the theater in terror. As Eck described it, "The men were more frightened than the women – the women couldn't move because the men were walking across their laps, headed for the exit." The act provided the perfect jolt by frightening people at first but then caused just as much laughter and applause. The illusion would end with stage hands plucking up Eck and setting him atop "his" legs and then twirling him off-stage to be replaced by his twin Robert, who would then loudly threaten to sue Raboid and storm out of the theater. Their act was so popular that they played to packed audiences up and down the East Coast."

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戦利品🎃🍭🍬🍩🧁

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just a quick reminder to share and donate to fidaa’s campaign @fidaa-family2

shes the mother of two young children, sila and muhammed. muhammed has been sick recently and sila needs to get vaccinated very soon but fidaa tells me the situation has been very difficult in gaza and the campaign has been slow lately.

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compilation of this type of post

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If I'm gonna say something nice about using Tumblr for social media it's that Tumblr doesn't make you aspire to something and that's a positive.

The big draws of Instagram/Tiktok/Facebook seem to be about proving you have a perfect life and a perfect face and a perfect body and then getting really sad when you don't stack up. Tumblr is a bunch of anime profile pictures loitering at a gas station.

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hey friends - one of my closest friends, marley, who i have brought up before, needs some help staying fed. she is unable to eat solids by mouth right now due to gi dysmotility and cyclic vomiting syndrome and is waiting for their doctor to decide whether or not to give her an nj tube. she can only tolerate one formula, kate farms, at the moment, but it isn't covered by their insurance OR food stamps and its pretty pricey, especially for someone unable to work and housing unstable

i was given permission by them to share her venmo. please, please help, she is losing a ton of weight right now and very malnourished at this point. i also encouraged her to make an amzon wshlist and will add that later :) 🫶🏽