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settings > my shower > manage my shower

water 🟩

soap 🟩

corner spider ⬜️

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“There was one voice louder than the others.”

icestar where are your adoption papers

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guy who has mistaken adrenaline for love and isn’t interested in correcting the mistake

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real estate agents taking the piss why even bother uploading a 75 pixel wide floor plan

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support group for butches who don't do anything

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Pressing her finger to the recently defeated candidate’s lips and urging her not to be afraid, a cloaked Hillary Clinton reportedly beckoned Kamala Harris to follow her into the woods Thursday morning. “Come, it’s time for you to join me beyond the pines—surrender yourself to the embrace of nature,” said the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee, pulling back her hood, smiling gently, and offering a hand to Harris as John Kerry emerged from a distant spruce wearing a flowing linen shawl to assure the vice president that it would all be okay. Full Story

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Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

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in Japan they have this concept called "あなたは愚かです" meaning "homeless hostile architecture", specific to their silly goofy adorable culture, (127k notes)

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what if biden just drone strikes trump and then fakes dementia when confronted about it

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queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

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Some avos cats

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He has been imprisoned for impersonating a single grain of rice