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a video game: *has a quest where your character goes to a fancy party*
me: 👌👌👌👀
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A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung
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me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:
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using too many question marks that’s what lol
It really drives me insane that I don’t know how people feel about me. Like am I nice??? Am I funny???? Am I mean???? Am I rude??? Am I obnoxious??? Am I dumb???? What am I????????????????????
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Man my braincells are mean
my last two brain cells watching another self-sabotage
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Except the blind people
one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see
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True love. I guess you could say the goose was
ROBIN her heart
Well guess Im getting married (Source: https://ift.tt/2y7pcg1)
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gay minecraft
What r u guys gonan b for halloween
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Ok whoever made this is a genius ISTG
Two fair men lie in water warm and slow,
As brothers are they joinēd heart to heart;
But Cupid hath not struck them with his bow;
Lest that be thought, they sit five feet apart.
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