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Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

A bag of skittles

Thank you! Karma, do you want some?

Yeah. Just pour it in my hand

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A book, handmade, containing poems about tentacles. Every one of them ends with the words: “was tentacles all along”

Man, you're worse than our teacher.

I think one of my poems are in there... Did you take this off his desk or something?

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An alien plushie. It’s yellow and has tentacles, its face twisted into grotesque smirk.

Slightly slimy to touch

Huh. Looks a lot like Korosensei.

Ah, but it isn't. See, it's an alien. So it can't be him.

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Shaved ice

Oh! Thank you! It's pretty hot out here.

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Pelipper Mail! The first volume of the Persona 3 manga.

There's a green sticky note that just reads "This might help clear things up re: those asks earlier!" It's signed with a scrawled eye sigil.

It. Didn't.

Yeah, I think this is something Fuwa and Hazama would be into. Not really my thing.

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Hmm ok, other forms of angst… what about…

Pelipper mail!

Pineapple, ice cream, seaweed, sausages, cake and chilli on pizza

Open wide, Nagisa~

Absolutely NOT!

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A whoopee cushion

What have you done.

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3 specially curated math papers with differing difficulty levels. They match your math levels perfectly.

...How is Ritsu going to do hers?

She can tell me the answers and I'll write them down.

...THIS IS JUST ROCKET SCIENCE?!

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No mortal peril yet? :(

*Turns around and looks at the army of shadows + the reaper + more potential angst*

Ok guys stand down we can come back another day.

//angst is fine! However this is not a Persona blog. I have ren and trucy + akechi for that.

Also I think they're more suited to a p5 awakening.

Also also I'm not gonna make them fight Shadows. I will delete any future ask that sends them Shadows.

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Maybe some practical practice would help?

Pelipper mail!

A shadow.

//guys can we like. Not put the middle schoolers in mortal peril on their first day. I haven't even let them get weapons. They don't even have pokemon

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It’s a Persona summoning method.

As for how you use it…

It’s… to put it lightly, about facing your own mortality.

So… it should probably be obvious.

What's a Persona?

Besides, we kinda face our mortality everyday?

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WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?!

Superpowers, duh. Though, we were taught better than to point guns at ourselves.

THAT IS AN EVOKER.

See, that doesn't explain anything.

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THAT IS AN EVOKER.

See, that doesn't explain anything.

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Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

It’s a gun! Or is it? It doesn’t appear to shoot bullets. The letters S.E.E.S appear to be imprinted on it.

Eh? They don't even shoot BBs.

Aren't they supposed to say S.A.A.U.S.O.? Why S.E.E.S...?

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Pelipper mail! It’s from @the-random-mail-service

It’s a subscription form for random pelipper mail, addressed from the random mail association. It reads:

This is a subscription form for the Random Pelipper Mail Service! A service that sends you random pelipper mail at random times as long as your blog is running. Our services are free and we recommend signing up for it if you’re bored or just looking for some random mail. To signup, just reply to this with the intention of signing up for our services.

There’s also a disclaimer on it that reads: we shall not be held accountable for any accidental trauma you get or damage incurred from using our random mail service.

(Ooc: You can respond to this either ic or ooc. Either works. You do not need to respond to all mail sent by this service. Do inform the service ooc if anything sent gets out of hand.)

((Yeah sign them up lmao

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are you kids like. ok

There are no irregularities in their vital signs, and all systems are operational for me!

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The moon thing happened in March 2015. So I don't think it will be your problem.

Besides, you can leave the fate of the world in the hands of 26 or so middle schoolers, right?

Though, it would be 23 now...

I immediately have a million more questions.

Oh, our teacher blew up 70% of the moon. Y’know how it is.

We haven't seen it this full in a long time. It's just a crescent back home.