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Ancestry.com says I come from a long line of drunken village oafs
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the way ashley’s section was done in the remake is one of my favorite parts so i had to draw it along with ashley’s best line
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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get
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🦐A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS BUT NEVER STOPS🦐
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she breasted boobily into my office, all legs and no feet, arm,s like snakes - hissing and green - and hair like a tornado of cats. she draped herself over the coatrack and reached for a cigarette, tossing it daintily into her mouth and chewing it. Whats The Matter Dame i said, hazily, through a cloud of wood alcohol
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does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver
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erik has so often removed his helmet only for charles to refuse to take control of him or use his powers in a non-passive way that he just can no longer claim that it's for protection from charles. it's literally just a "get fucked charles" hat. it's like wearing that coat your ex said was ugly every day for a year after the breakup
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like what do i do? he's one of the people who i feel like i can genuinely be myself around and who i thought i would stay with for a long while. i was his first everything. he said it was out of his control and he wishes that he could love me the way i do him. i hate it here. i'm happy he can be himself and i hope he finds someone and i hope they're happy together but jesus christ i feel gutted
chat what do u do when your perfect boyfriend (now ex boyfriend) comes out to you as gay and you aren't a man and now you're wondering if any of it was ever real
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