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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

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idk who needs to hear this today but you don't have to marry a man if you don't want to

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“The Pyramid Guy from the opening credits literally has no significance to the show and never will. He’s just a generic image made to look mythological or spooky like most things in the intro.”

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Cnetizens: U.S. hackers, stop, you affect me fortune-telling

Lately, Chinese people have been using DeepSeek for everything—dating (treating it like CAI), fortune-telling (using traditional Chinese methods like Liu Yao六爻 and the I Ching周易), finding lost stuff, writing novels, translating, and solving math problems. But every day, as soon as American hackers wake up, they start relentlessly attacking DeepSeek. This makes the service super laggy or even crash in the middle of the night for Chinese users. So, they just go to sleep. By the time they wake up the next day, the American hackers are finally hitting the sack, and Chinese users can happily use DeepSeek again. 

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2018 tumblr post:

1: why do they call it a boner when theres no bone in it

2: there used to be

3: why does this sound so ominous

2025 tumblr post:

1: forward my shambling soldiers and slay without thinking. let blood flow into every crevice of this rotten land

2: yes my lady

3: yes my lady

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People who call u without warning for non serious reasons are so scary like if you call me without texting me first im fully assuming you’re in a saw trap or something

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i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do

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Here’s a good one

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i think before you marry someone, you should sit down and go through the AITA subreddit with them and see what their take on those situations is

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this callout couldve been a block button

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Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

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Big fan of angels being autistic btw. "How does an entity like that have a neurological condition" Well they can act like that. Angels having traits that read as autistic. Incomprehensible being trying for their best mimicry of human behavior. You understand

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where's the mitski quote. where's the goddamn mitski quote.

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