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Galavant — Season 2   {Sentence Starters}

“Off with his shirt!“

“I smell back-story!“

“Settle down, tiny tot!”

“I honestly have no idea.“

“I can’t live like the fancy folk.“

“He dropped you like a plague rat.“

“Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.“

“I’m sorry, I didn’t actually sleep very well.”

“Looks like we’re all together again. Lovely!”

“Please, you must save him. He’s my bestie.“

“The truth is, all I wanted was to come back to you.“

“Do you really want to die in a battle this ludicrous?“

“Reading’s for morons who can’t understand pictures.“

“Thank you very much. Here all week, unless I die. Thank you!“

“I’m just a girl standing front of a boy, over a dead body, asking him to like her.“

“I do not feel good! Is there a name for when you throw up through your nose?“

“Over the last months, I’ve watched you transform from a boob into a real man.”

“I can’t believe that’s the same guy who cried when he got jelly on his fancy pants!“

“You know us old school knights. We can really only express ourselves through tapestry.”

“Will I ever become a hero? Will I wed the girl I love? Am I going to get to touch her boobs?“

“You’re the love of my life and if we survive this, I want to marry you and I want to live by the sea.”

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I'm not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

“What do you think about this outfit?”

“Bend over.”

“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”

“I can’t find my vibrator.”

“Just set your phone on vibrate!”

“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”

“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”

“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”

“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”

“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”

“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”

“I want to be on top.”

“That is one fine ass.”

“You look like a screamer.”

“Let me tie you up.”

“What’ll our safeword be?”

“I love making you squirm.”

“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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❛    why are you all wet    ?    ❜ ❛    it’s sandwich day.    ❜ ❛    do you know what tuna is    ?    ❜ ❛    i’d be an abomination.    ❜ ❛    why is this so important    ?    ❜ ❛    family means no one gets left behind.    ❜ ❛    if you want to leave you can.    ❜ ❛    i’ll remember you,    though.    ❜ ❛    i remember everyone that leaves.    ❜ ❛    you’re the cause of all this.    ❜ ❛    it’s little and broken,    but still good.    ❜ ❛    you’re vile,    you’re foul,    you’re flawed.    ❜ ❛    also cute and fluffy.    ❜ ❛    you wreck everything you touch.    ❜ ❛    why not try making something for a change    ?    ❜ ❛    no more caffeine for you.    ❜ ❛    he / she wanted me to join his legion of the undead.    ❜ ❛    i knew it.    ❜ ❛    oh good.    my dog found the chainsaw.    ❜ ❛    sorry i bit you,    and pulled your hair,    and punched you in the face.    ❜ ❛    i got a new dog    !    ❜ ❛    you are so finished when i get in there.    ❜ ❛    trust me,    this is not gonna end well.    ❜ ❛    ha    !    i win    !    ❜ ❛    a falling star.    i call it.    ❜ ❛    get out,    i have to make a wish.    ❜ ❛    can’t you go any faster    ?    ❜ ❛    gravity is increasing on me.    ❜ ❛    the same thing happened yesterday.    ❜ ❛    why do you act so weird    ?    ❜ ❛    you look familiar.    ❜ ❛    i’m lost.    ❜ ❛    don’t interact with her / him.    ❜ ❛    we know her / him.    ❜ ❛    look at the bright side.    you won’t have to yell at anyone anymore.    ❜ ❛    we’re a broken family aren’t we     ?    ❜ ❛    maybe a little,    maybe a lot.    ❜ ❛    i shouldn’t have yelled at you.    ❜ ❛    it’s our job.    ❜ ❛    you can never belong.    ❜ ❛    i didn’t teach him / her that.    ❜ ❛    you came back.    ❜ ❛    nobody get’s left behind.    ❜ ❛    come on,    what’s the big deal    ?    ❜ ❛    leave my mother out of this    !    ❜ ❛    oh great,    he / she’s loose.    ❜ ❛    did you ever kill anyone    ?    ❜ ❛    are you happy    ?    ❜ ❛    i’m adjusted.    ❜ ❛    he / she likes your butt and fancy hair.    ❜ ❛    no,    that’s from my blue period    !    ❜ ❛    oh,    you are such a pain.    ❜ ❛    stupid head    !    ❜ ❛    read the charges.    ❜ ❛    are they intelligent    ?    ❜ ❛    did you catch fire again    ?    ❜ ❛    answer me.    ❜ ❛    what was that    ?    ❜ ❛    i know you had something to do with this.    ❜ ❛    what are you doing    ?    ❜ ❛    you’re just jealous ‘cause i’m pretty.    ❜ ❛    i know what you mean.    ❜ ❛    i need someone to be my friend.    ❜ ❛    he / she’s very persuasive.    ❜ ❛    please go about your business.    ❜ ❛    oh,    i can’t complain.    ❜ ❛    you smell like a lawn mower.    ❜ ❛    ____    is troubled.    he / she needs desserts.    ❜ ❛    here,    educate yourself.    ❜ ❛    this is low even for you.    ❜ ❛    you’re all mine.    ❜ ❛    please don’t do this.    ❜ ❛    leave me alone to die.    ❜ ❛    does this look infected to you    ?    ❜ ❛    you’d better not have rabies.    ❜ ❛    don’t worry,    this is all part of a plan.    ❜ ❛    we are professionals.    ❜ ❛    hey    !    get that out of your mouth.    ❜ ❛    new rules.    ❜ ❛    that is the ugliest thing i ever saw.    ❜ ❛    listen carefully.    ❜ ❛    that would be a bad idea.    ❜ ❛    aren’t they beautiful    ?    ❜ ❛    uncomfortable    ?    good.    ❜ ❛    with pleasure.    ❜

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Vampire Knight {Sentence Starters}

“Shoot me.” 

“Do you want to be my friend?”

“The safest place is beside me.”

“You’re afraid of me, aren’t you?”

“You’re a disgrace to all vampires.”

“Hey baby, what’s your blood type?”

“You have the right to be cruel to me.”

“It would be a problem if you die now.”

“I won’t run away anymore, so don’t cry.”

“You can eat those. I’m fine with this one.”

“What were you thinking, all by yourself?”

“I will massacre every single one of them.”

“You have stopped opening your heart to me.”

“Sometimes, forgetting is a type of happiness.”

“There is no need for you to sacrifice anything.”

“The next time we see each other, I will kill you.”

“That’s the only thing about you that has to change.”

“I refuse to breathe the same air as those creatures.”

“Why do you always look so sad whenever you’re with me?”

“I’ve been afraid that you would hate me if you knew the truth.”

“If the only option I have is to lose you, then I would prefer death instead.”

“We are doing something that is forbidden. No one must find out about this.”

“I’ve always been alone. The only one that can bring warmth into my life, is you.”

“I want these gentle hands and this kind smile. Even though I should not want such a thing.”

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I want more than I can tell

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                                  send me a ▲  & i will put our                                   character’s  names  into  this                                   generator and  write a starter                                   based  on  the  scenario  that                                   comes up!

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Little Mix  {Sentence Starters}

“You’re dirty, disgusting.”

“I like you for who you are.”

“Tell me, does it scare you?”

“Am I still not good enough?“

“If I hear your voice I’ll be fine.”

“Seems like I never compared.”

“Am I still not worth that much?”

“It’s a spell that can’t be broken.”

“Guess I should say ‘thank you’.”

“Wouldn’t notice if I disappeared.”

“It’s obvious you’re meant for me.”

“All damn night I was here waiting.”

“Glad I didn’t listen to my teachers.”

“You’re lying. And you know I know.”

“I no longer know how it feels to cry.”

“Come and kiss me like the first time.”

“I’m better with you here… by my side.”

“I’m sorry for the way my life turned out.”

“Every time I see you, I die a little more.”

“Then I realized there’s no point, anyway.”

“You got my permission to do what you like.”

“I don’t ask the mirror, I know I’m the fairest.”

“You used to tell me that you loved me once.”

“They said I couldn’t, they told me that I wouldn’t.”

“You’re turning away like you hate me… Do you hate me?”

“You can be beautiful, wonderful. Anything you want to be.”

“I can’t help imagining all the things we’d do… with no clothes on.”

“Wish I could somehow go back in time and, maybe, listen to my own advice.”

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THE GREAT COMET STARTERS (ACT ONE)

“There’s a war going on out there somewhere.”

“He spends his money on women and wine.”

“The war can’t touch us here.”

“___’s family– totally messed up.”

“It’s dawned on me suddenly, and for no obvious reason, that I can’t go on living as I am.”

“I used to be better.”

“Right now my friend fights and bleeds while I sit home and read.”

“I never thought that I’d end up like this.”

“The women, they all pity me ‘cause I’m married but not in love.”

“How beautiful you looked in the show.”

“He loves me only. He’ll come home one day and take me away. I want nothing more.”

“How wonderful to have you here instead of these gossips and crybabies.”

“He’ll be the family’s saving grace.”

“I never go anywhere, I’m never invited.”

“I don’t have any friends. All my friends are dead.”

“It’s my money and I’ll throw it where I want.”

“I know they’ll like me. They can’t help but like me. Everybody always likes me.”

“How can anyone sleep?”

“No, I am enjoying myself at home this evening.” 

“There’s a woman one should stay far away from.”

“He’s handsome up close as at a distance.”

“Gonna drink tonight, gonna drink tonight!”

“The doctors warned me that with my corpulence, vodka and wine are dangerous for me.”

“Keep drinking, old man.”

“God has made me as I am. All I care for is gaiety and women and there’s nothing wrong with that.”

“How dare you touch her! You can’t love her!”

“So I shall be killed! What is it to you?”

“Just tell me where to go and tell me where to shoot.”

“Is this how I die? Furious and reckless, sick with booze?”

“They say we are asleep until we fall in love.”

“Don’t let me die while I’m like this.”

“She’s first-rate, my dear, but she’s not for you. Just wait ‘till she’s married.”

“I can’t bear to think of it. I’ll shut myself in my room and try on new dresses.”

“My brother is quite madly in love. He is quite madly in love with you, my dear.”

“I don’t know good from bad.”

“Don’t speak to me of that when I tell you that I am madly, madly in love with you.”

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Maroon 5 Lyrics Sentence Meme

“With every worthless word we get more far away…”

“It’s beyond me, I cannot carry the weight of the heavy world.”

“You’re perfect on the outside, but nothing at the core.”

“I can’t take it, you’re even perfect when you cry.”

“ The words you say don’t have a meaning.”

“You’re fragile and you’re cold, but that’s all right.”

“You left me hanging from a thread we once swung from together.”

“If I fall for you, I’ll never recover.”

“You’re just wasting your love and time.”

“I wanna feel your heart beat for me instead.”

“ I’m sorry, I did not mean to hurt my little girl.”

“Holding back won’t turn back time.”

“Stop messing with my mind, cause you’ll never have my heart.”

“You’re such a hard act for me to follow.”

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Awkward love meme

Send 💋 to give my muse an awkward kiss Send 🤗 to give my muse an awkward hug Send 😅 for your muse to tell mine a terrible pick up line Send 😓 for your muse to stumble over their words trying to ask mine out Send 💀 for your muse to give up trying to make an advance out of embarrassment

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Mononoke forest, Yakushima island by Casey Yee

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School-Related Sentence Starters (Part 2)

Part one here: ( x ). Thank you to the anons who sent in suggestions!

Everyday

“Don’t come to school tomorrow.”

“Can you come over later to finish this project?”

“I’m gonna draw a dick on the board.”

“Wow, someone is late again. How surprising.”

“Do you ever do your homework?”

“Was Alexander the Great gay?”

“Don’t spoil World War Two for me!!”

“I’d rather sit next to someone who isn’t you.”

“Class is almost over…”

“Is food the only thing you have in your bag?”

“Hey, quit reading and talk to me.”

“It looks like a tornado went through your locker.”

“Being the new kid is so awkward…”

“Are you really going to fight after school?”

“I have the biggest crush…”

“I can’t find ANY of my pencils.”

“If you let me borrow your calculator next period, I’ll give you my firstborn child.”

“School spirit is for idiots.”

“I slept for three hours last night and I wanna die.”

“The Collegeboard is ruining my life.”

“You think that’s bad? I had to get up at 4 am for practice.”

“I can’t believe I’m in the same class as my sibling.”

“Those protection goggles look good on you.”

“Sometimes I feel like the janitor is staring at me.”

“Sticky notes are the greatest invention of mankind.”

“Are those light up Skechers?”

“I’m taking all APs, please kill me.”

The Nurse’s Office

“I just need a band-aid..”

“Okay, so I’m a little more allergic to peanuts than I thought.” 

“You have a fever.” 

“Ha ha. Look at all the drugs in here.”

“It’s broken?”

“I really don’t want to get my height checked…”

“It’s your fault I got hurt.”

“You didn’t have to carry me…”

“Why does my weight have to be checked?” 

“I’m fine.”

“Wow, your face did a really good job catching that ball.”

“You don’t look so good.”

“Everything hurts and I’m dying.”

“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”

“Would it be appropriate to use medical marijuana?”

Lunchtime

“You brought me lunch?”

“Hey, sit with me.”

“In your face! I have Lunchables.”

“I dare you to eat this.”

“I’m sorry that your parents gave you Lunchables and don’t love you.”

“Are you going out?”

“I heard a cat screeching by the kitchen, so I’ll just skip lunch today.” 

“Forget this cafeteria food. Let’s get Starbucks.”

“Is that rabbit food?”

“I can’t believe they don’t have a vegan option.”

“Do you have any idea what’s in that?”

“It’s called ‘mystery meat’, and I don’t feel like calling Scooby Doo.”

“Sorry, I only eat ass.”

“I heard someone is selling ‘special brownies’ out of their locker.”

Sports

“You ready for the big game?”

“You just don’t UNDERSTAND student athletes!”

“Gotta get gains.”

“If I get lower than a C, then coach won’t let me play.” 

“Hey! Pass the ball.”

“Do you know how to catch?”

“I hope I’m not on the bench this time.”

“You’d make a great captain.”

“If I have to run laps one more time, I will actually die.”

“See my sweatband? I’m dedicated.”

“The team is counting on me.”

“Don’t be a sore loser.”

“Who cares anyway? It’s just a game.”

“The coach is such an asshole.”

“It’s my fault we lost…”

“Try-outs were brutal. I think I need to be in bed for a week.”

“Dating a cheerleader is like, my dream.”

“That cheerleader is SO hot.” 

“Cheerleaders were created for the male gaze.”

“Cheerleading is a sport! You think backflips are easy?”

“I will shove these pom poms up your ass.”

The Bathroom

“It stinks in here.”

“Did you hear that the toilet is haunted?”

“Come with me! I need to fix my hair.”

“I just took a shit and there’s no soap. Let me wipe my hands on you.”

“This graffiti has spelling mistakes.”

“Why are you crying?”

“I’m just in here to smoke.”

“Oh my god, are you throwing up?”

“Someone peed on the floor.”

“There’s toilet paper on your shoe.”

“What if someone walks in?”

“Yeah, climbing through the bathroom window is a great idea.”

“Are you cheating right now?”

The Principal’s Office

“I don’t see the ‘pal’ in ‘principal’.”

“It wasn’t me!! It was her/him/them!!”

“A-am I in trouble?”

“Whatever it was, I didn’t do it.”

“He/she/they hit me first!”

“They’re going to call my parents.”

“Look, it was just a prank. It got out of hand.”

“You HAVE to help me out of this.”

“I’m just here to make copies.”

“Ha! I can’t get suspended.”

“I hope you get what you deserve.”

“Now the POLICE are involved?!”

“It was just a few balloons filled with paint…”

“You don’t have any proof.”

“No, I won’t do it again…maybe…”

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SEVEN DEADLY TEXT MEMES

V. 003: WRATH ─ SEND FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION!

[ text ] Jesus, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’re this fucking stupid.

[ text ] You actually thought you’d get away with that?

[ text ] I’m gonna make you regret this.

[ text ] Don’t ever fucking talk to me again. We’re over.

[ text ] I’m gonna kick your ass.

[ text ] Don’t lie to me. 

[ text ] You make me so mad sometimes.

[ text ] Fuck off. 

[ text ] If you talk to me like that again I swear I’m done. 

[ text ] Don’t be a crybaby.

[ text ] It’s funny you think I ever cared about you.

[ text ] Do you really think I give a shit?

[ text ] I never loved you.

[ text ] You’re an idiot.

[ text ] Literally nobody likes you.

[ drunk text ] ive neevr wanted to punch soemone ahs much as i want tuo punch ysou

[ drunk text ] no one even knows who oyu are lOL

[ drunk text ] oh my gold jusot shtu oup literally no one caers

[ drunk text ] you wpiss ame ogff so much nobt joking

[ drunk text ] do hyou really othink you matter mlmao

[ text – WRONG # ] What can I do to [ YOUR MUSE ] to make them really upset?

[ text – WRONG # ] I’m so mad at [ YOUR MUSE ]. I literally think I could end things right now. 

[ text – WRONG # ] I’m never talking to [ YOUR MUSE ] again.

[ text – WRONG # ] [ YOUR MUSE ] is the fucking worst. 

[ text – WRONG # ] Does anyone even care about [ YOUR MUSE ] ?

click here for the other seven deadly text memes !!

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