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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

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Or perhaps James is a bit more vain in the remake.

Hey man, why did the deepest level of your subconscious thoughts manifest that?

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silent hill 2 is about a widower looking for His wife but finds kids That he adopts and then they start dropping like flies

"I don't think she's here anymore, James."

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Dick was so bomb she gave up everything to just think about it.

Jokes aside, she had A child To raise.

it still pisses me off that fucking PIRATE KING, CAPTAIN ELIZABETH SWANN just fucking ??? gave up ??? piracy ????? bitch YOURE STILL WANTED BY THE CROWN UR STILL A FUGITIVE. why WASTE ur time on a stupid island when u could BE A PIRATE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED

also dumbass move on will's part leaving his fucking heart with her like fucking OBVIOUSLY you'd give it to ur wife so now i (an evil brit) am simply going to find the STATIONARY ISLAND WHERE YOU LEFT UR WIFE INSTEAD OF THE OPEN OCEAN THATS MUCH HARDER TO TRACK and stab the fuck out of ur heart. bitch.

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it still pisses me off that fucking PIRATE KING, CAPTAIN ELIZABETH SWANN just fucking ??? gave up ??? piracy ????? bitch YOURE STILL WANTED BY THE CROWN UR STILL A FUGITIVE. why WASTE ur time on a stupid island when u could BE A PIRATE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED

also dumbass move on will's part leaving his fucking heart with her like fucking OBVIOUSLY you'd give it to ur wife so now i (an evil brit) am simply going to find the STATIONARY ISLAND WHERE YOU LEFT UR WIFE INSTEAD OF THE OPEN OCEAN THATS MUCH HARDER TO TRACK and stab the fuck out of ur heart. bitch.

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Mina Murray Harker is so competent and so inquisitive and so passionate and so immovable and so stubborn and so powerful and so fiendishly smart and so tormented and so broken and so heroic and and and

and Hollywood sees her and goes "Mina needs to be sexually liberated by The Right Man, get sexily drinked and lie about being assaulted. Give all her ideas and contributions and detective work to Van Helsing and all of her pathos and torment to Dracula. Also make Lucy a bitch who had it coming #feminism"

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This is why no matter what, Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula and every tv show and musical out there will never be hated close to enough actually

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hunter: haha! I Have you now.

Vlad III Dracula, who was a fucking warlord, upon being reduced to His mortal strength:

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

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I saw someone praise Coppala's Dracula for "drawing out and enunciating the sexuality present in the original story" and I...??? You mean the sexuality between Mina and Jonathan "ride or die" Harker, right? Jonathan "may God judge me by my deserts and punish me with more bitter suffering than even this hour if by any act or will of mine anything ever come between us" Harker? Jonathan "to one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone" Harker? That sexuality, right?

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‘Ingo is his own ancestor’ [aka Ingo fucks au]

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mama and baby

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this made me emotional ;-;

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hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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“Allt kan hända i rymden" 

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I am real tired of having to see people clarify that lovecraft tried to become a better person later in life. How the fuck did “I like your shoelaces” permeate the general knowledge sphere of tumblr but this hasn’t yet

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Hey it isn’t disney the actors came up with it. Pintel is still gay though

the truest toxic pirate yaoi is whatever Pintel & Ragetti have going on in the first movie