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Mina Murray Harker is so competent and so inquisitive and so passionate and so immovable and so stubborn and so powerful and so fiendishly smart and so tormented and so broken and so heroic and and and

and Hollywood sees her and goes "Mina needs to be sexually liberated by The Right Man, get sexily drinked and lie about being assaulted. Give all her ideas and contributions and detective work to Van Helsing and all of her pathos and torment to Dracula. Also make Lucy a bitch who had it coming #feminism"

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This is why no matter what, Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula and every tv show and musical out there will never be hated close to enough actually

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hunter: haha! I Have you now.

Vlad III Dracula, who was a fucking warlord, upon being reduced to His mortal strength:

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

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I saw someone praise Coppala's Dracula for "drawing out and enunciating the sexuality present in the original story" and I...??? You mean the sexuality between Mina and Jonathan "ride or die" Harker, right? Jonathan "may God judge me by my deserts and punish me with more bitter suffering than even this hour if by any act or will of mine anything ever come between us" Harker? Jonathan "to one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone" Harker? That sexuality, right?

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‘Ingo is his own ancestor’ [aka Ingo fucks au]

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mama and baby

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this made me emotional ;-;

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hooray for blue charmander!

somehow I've done another Chartodile family moment

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method actor this method actor that. toshiro mifune played a guy getting shot at by arrows by getting shot at by arrows

and yeah i believe it. ^ this is the face of a guy getting shot at by arrows

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“Allt kan hända i rymden" 

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I am real tired of having to see people clarify that lovecraft tried to become a better person later in life. How the fuck did “I like your shoelaces” permeate the general knowledge sphere of tumblr but this hasn’t yet

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Hey it isn’t disney the actors came up with it. Pintel is still gay though

the truest toxic pirate yaoi is whatever Pintel & Ragetti have going on in the first movie

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Ch3 Gary fight in a nutshell.

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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest

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truly obsessed with the fact that the first thing Will does when the pirates attack is go out and huck an axe square into a man’s back

the thing that people need to understand about will is that he has so much pent up frustration of both the sexual and regular variety he is treated horribly by absolutely everyone except for the lady who very clearly wants to fuck him silly except he can't do anything about that because SOCIETY is making life difficult for him SOCIETY literally keeps him down and so basically there is so much unbridled rage in will and even when things get better for him like even after he finally gets to have hot beach sex with his epic wife and SOCIETY can't get to him anymore that will still be extremely fundamental to who he is as a person because his brain learned to develop a certain amount of base level of pure burning anger at a very formative age and he has to take it out on random people when he can get any sort of excuse

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I was allowed to point out things i was interested in but my mother could shoot it down. Which was good, thank you mom for not letting your 12 year old walk around in a crop top

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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please