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Can we just take a second remember that the great and powerful Skywalker name was the maiden name of a single mother who did her best to take care of her child by herself, taught him to always want to help people, and ultimately did what was best for him over thinking about her own feelings?

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I swear I keep hearing this stupid crap about “Anakin brought balance to the Force by killing both the Jedi and Sith.” No. The prophecy of the chosen one was about the Sith being destroyed by Anakin not the Jedi. The dark side is described as a cancer. Cancer. And cancer is when something goes wrong in the body and starts infecting the rest of the body. That’s what the dark side is.

The dark side is all of your selfish, intense, greed, and various other things poisoning, the Force.

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being a star wars fan is so funny because star wars sucks

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The more I hear about the Acolyte the more I realize what a wasted potential show was. The show writer had religious trauma. Why didn’t she inflicted upon the Sith? I mean, think about it. They’re an abusive religious order that values selfishness over everything else. She could’ve had a great story about someone who tried to escape that life and build for herself something else and the Jedi want to help her but because of her trauma, she feels like she can’t open up to them because She feels like that they will take advantage of her and then over the course of the episodes they gain her trust only for her to be portrayed by the person she thought she could trust the most which was her sister who helped her escape. See? Problem solved and no dragging the Jedi through the mud and justifying a genocide.

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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".

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Well put. (Source: Writing About Writing Facebook page)

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Or perhaps James is a bit more vain in the remake.

Hey man, why did the deepest level of your subconscious thoughts manifest that?

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silent hill 2 is about a widower looking for His wife but finds kids That he adopts and then they start dropping like flies

"I don't think she's here anymore, James."

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Dick was so bomb she gave up everything to just think about it.

Jokes aside, she had A child To raise.

it still pisses me off that fucking PIRATE KING, CAPTAIN ELIZABETH SWANN just fucking ??? gave up ??? piracy ????? bitch YOURE STILL WANTED BY THE CROWN UR STILL A FUGITIVE. why WASTE ur time on a stupid island when u could BE A PIRATE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED

also dumbass move on will's part leaving his fucking heart with her like fucking OBVIOUSLY you'd give it to ur wife so now i (an evil brit) am simply going to find the STATIONARY ISLAND WHERE YOU LEFT UR WIFE INSTEAD OF THE OPEN OCEAN THATS MUCH HARDER TO TRACK and stab the fuck out of ur heart. bitch.

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it still pisses me off that fucking PIRATE KING, CAPTAIN ELIZABETH SWANN just fucking ??? gave up ??? piracy ????? bitch YOURE STILL WANTED BY THE CROWN UR STILL A FUGITIVE. why WASTE ur time on a stupid island when u could BE A PIRATE LIKE YOU ALWAYS DREAMED

also dumbass move on will's part leaving his fucking heart with her like fucking OBVIOUSLY you'd give it to ur wife so now i (an evil brit) am simply going to find the STATIONARY ISLAND WHERE YOU LEFT UR WIFE INSTEAD OF THE OPEN OCEAN THATS MUCH HARDER TO TRACK and stab the fuck out of ur heart. bitch.

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Mina Murray Harker is so competent and so inquisitive and so passionate and so immovable and so stubborn and so powerful and so fiendishly smart and so tormented and so broken and so heroic and and and

and Hollywood sees her and goes "Mina needs to be sexually liberated by The Right Man, get sexily drinked and lie about being assaulted. Give all her ideas and contributions and detective work to Van Helsing and all of her pathos and torment to Dracula. Also make Lucy a bitch who had it coming #feminism"

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This is why no matter what, Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula and every tv show and musical out there will never be hated close to enough actually

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hunter: haha! I Have you now.

Vlad III Dracula, who was a fucking warlord, upon being reduced to His mortal strength:

Ok, so in the original Bram Stoker novel, sunlight is not lethal to Dracula. He just loses most of his powers. I'm bringing this up cuz I want a horror comedy where the hero, sensing dawn, tears off the curtains as a last-ditch effort only to have the vampire go "Aw shit, there goes most of my fancy powers. Guess I'll have to beat your ass the old-fashioned way" then proceeds to just deck the hero cuz a vampire at half-strength is still a fucking vampire.

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I saw someone praise Coppala's Dracula for "drawing out and enunciating the sexuality present in the original story" and I...??? You mean the sexuality between Mina and Jonathan "ride or die" Harker, right? Jonathan "may God judge me by my deserts and punish me with more bitter suffering than even this hour if by any act or will of mine anything ever come between us" Harker? Jonathan "to one thing I have made up my mind: if we find out that Mina must be a vampire in the end then she shall not go into that unknown and terrible land alone" Harker? That sexuality, right?

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‘Ingo is his own ancestor’ [aka Ingo fucks au]

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mama and baby