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I don’t have tiktok so I had to find this like a mole digging for worms and nothing could have prepared me for the actual video itself

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fucked up that my mutuals live in other states & countries and i cant just go to their houses and lay on their laps

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@nenerobopistol noodles are ready

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Re weird sexual competition around bi women in queer spaces: god this. There's certain people with this weird presumption every bi woman who dates a man has some equally appealing female dating option just waiting in the wings, always, at all times, who of course is always being potentially hurt by not being chosen. It's weirdly parallel to how incels seem to think every woman dating a normal guy MUST be therefore spurning some nerdy guy who is surely pining after her that she definitely knows about and is otherwise an identically good date.

Buddy I wish I had that many choices, even finding people to date is hard.

the thing that a lot of people seem to conveniently forget is that, you know, queer people are still the minority, especially if you live somewhere that doesn't have many or any spaces for queer people to gather. statistically speaking, most bi/pan people are just going to have an easier time finding a relationship that will, to the casual observer, appear to be heterosexual.

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i love you green. i love you forests. i love you smell of damp earth. i love you feeling before the storm breaks. i love you moss. i love you rivers. i love you streams. i love you thunderstorms. i love you sunlight shining through leaves.

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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.

Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.

I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅

Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.

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My mom thought I was insulting myself when I called myself a brat I’m laughing

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My sister sent me this photo today with zero context and I laughed so hard I couldn’t breathe

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PSA

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✨ Hey folks! I’ll open 3 new slots for illustrations!

As always I do:

🔸 fanart (every fandom is welcome!)

🔸 OC art

🔸 art for your fics

🔸 art for other personal projects

If you have any questions, just hit me a dm! I'm excited to hear about your ideas! (Also please feel free to scroll through my blog to see more examples of the art I make)

RT are appreciated 💛

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do the kids today even know about azlyrics? the calming lavender?

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Top Gun (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw/Jake “Hangman” Seresin Characters: Jake “Hangman” Seresin, Bradley “Rooster” Bradshaw Additional Tags: Getting Back Together, Fluff, this was meant to be pure crack and then it wasn’t, 3+1 scenes, the dagger squad is there, hangman liking taylor swift’s music is relevant to the plot okay, Crack Treated Seriously, Post-Canon Summary: 3 times Bradley tries to win Jake back + the 1 time he does.

Or: Jake makes Bradley work for it. They both like it, somehow.

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"You're thinking like a thief." "I'm thinking like a soldier!" "Think like a leader."

ANDOR, Season 2 — Coming in 2025 to Disney+

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mentally i am here

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it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card