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his cringefail loser ways have captivated me <3

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YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY . You will find a WAY ….. you WILL find a way . You will find a way you will find a way……!! YOU WILL FIND A WAY YOU WILL FIND A WAY you will find a Way you will (find) a way you will find. a way you will find a way YOU WILL FIND A WAY!!!!!!!

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peter, the white pharaoh is here...

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I'M FUCKING SCARED.

[ems-alexandra]

you are not a wasteland you just need ibuprofen and a hot bath and a shower and a nutritious meal and some water and some fresh air and to do something productive and to do something creative and to do something that takes physical exertion and to do something social

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Sometimes you stress yourself out to the point of tears and then u have to coax urself off the ledge by reminding urself that nothing is ever that fucking serious . It works out how it works out the point is we put in the effort

[ems-alexandra]

there are two wolves inside you… one is Max Verstappen threatening retirement and the other is Fernando Alonso threatening to never retire

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toastedbyeli

[ems-alexandra]

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually

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toastedbyeli

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Angsty Romantic Cliches I’m a Slut For 

Holding their partner’s unconscious/dead body

Sobbing into their partner’s shoulder/chest

One of them is hurt and the other falls asleep in their hospital room

The other losing their mind when their partner is hurt/killed and charging into battle recklessly

“I thought I lost you” hugs

“Don’t go where I can’t follow!” 

One is mind controlled and forced to fight the other

The other refusing to harm them and getting seriously injured as consequence 

The person coming to and seeing what they’ve done

I could go on about this trope alone for 5 hours

A last desperate “I love you!” 

A tearful, hard kiss before battle, bonus points if its a confessional kiss

“Please, I don’t know what I’d do without you.” 

Bandaging each other’s wounds

Both of them injured, and waking up beside each other

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[ems-alexandra]

the big comfy t shirt and little shorts will never fail me

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My sister (who watches 2 races a year): What the fuck are papaya rules?

Nico Rosberg (2016 WDC): What the fuck are papaya rules?

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"fernando alonso is 43 years old" WRONG! he is five actually

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[ems-alexandra]

ferrari is not just a TEAM but a RELIGION