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“Yes!”

Steven abandoned the identical t-shirts he’d been comparing in the mirror and turned to approach the person who’d just walked into the store. He’d seen tons of new faces at the mall today, but none that compelled more than a friendly wave.

But her—Steven just had to say it all out loud.

“Excuse me miss, but this—“ He gestured to her, breaking out into a smile. “Is a win! You’ve got like, amazing vibes! You’re a cat! You’re a unicorn! It’s all such everything I admire.”

In a way, it made him nostalgic for his youth. He might have even played with a unicorn cat lego brick toy back then. But that was all before life beat the heck out of him. Still, seeing her put a bit of that spark back in his step.

   Unikitty didn’t know what compelled her small self into peeking inside this store. Curiosity? The happy faces? Maybe it was the cute clothes. All perfectly good reasons to at least give the place a quick look around. Bright eyed and peppy as usual, she spies a delightful little top that Screams her name. Glitter? Sequins? And Tassles?! “EEEEEEeeee!!!” She squeals. Une HAD to try It on at least once!! But before she can make her way into the store fully, someone else cries out in joy. But not at the top, no. At Her! Looking around, she eyes the taller young man in pink approaching her, and looking quite ecstatic too!

   “Awwwwwhhh!! You’re too kind~!!” She chimes, looking all too proud of herself. She knew she was cute and had some awesome vibes, but wasn’t the sort to brag about it. Everyone was cute or awesome in their own unique way after all! Like how cute he was looking right now just staring at her. “And yoooooou’ve got good taste!! Honestly, it shows. Cause, I gotta say? I’m LOVIN’ the pink jacket you’ve got goin’ on there!!” As her voice peaks, the strange emoji-like pieces, known as ‘sparkle matter’, pops off of her like popcorn. “And the star too~ Ahhhh... Cool n’ casual~ Black and Pink compliment each other in such a cool way.” What started as window shopping seems to have earned her a new friend already!

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During one of Susie’s excursions through the city, she comes across an unusual item. To her, it resembles a blue traffic cone, or perhaps a drill or the tip of a spear?

When she picks it up to better inspect it, she observes that the object is made out of plastic. This wasn’t naturally occurring — that was clearly a given — but what could be its intended use?

As she looks it over, tilting it this way and that, she doesn’t yet notice the owner of said item, who may or may not be in a state of panic over what was clearly her missing horn.

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   “Ohhhhhhh... Where is it, where is it?!” Under bushes, benches and many other things, Unikitty had been all over Cotes ward in the search for near and dear horn. She’d Sneezed her tail off, fallen to bits many times and even reconstructed herself in various ways! But never has she lost her horn before!! And honestly, she felt weird with the lack of it’s weight o her head gone. Groaning, she could only think of what Rick would say to her. A lecture on how to keep track of her belongings in a thirty minute sermon. Ew. At least Emmett, Hawkodile or many others would help her find it right away! But here? Lots of her old friends were gone now... So it was up to her!! And this was a bit more difficult than expected.

   “My Horn!! Oooooohhhh, Where’s my HHHHHHHHHHh!!” THERE!! In the hands of some pink and white ‘floaty person’! ‘Paws’ clicking on the concrete, Unikitty rushes to their side in excitement. “MY HORN MY HORN!! YOU FOUND IT!!” Leaving behind a trail of happy sparkle matter, she eyes her beloved blue unicorn horn in her new company’s hands.

   “Where?! Where did you find it?! I’ve been looking EVERYWHERE for it!! I thought I’d lost if forever!!!”

Not to Toot My Own Horn [Closed]

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‘It’s cool, Dr. Fox. I’m the happiest person I know.’

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NYA

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mangekyouillusionist replied to your post “   ~~ So… I’ve got a bit of stuff to re-work. Not tons, but Uni’s...”

Anime has messed up the age-spectrum for us all. Smol beans being adults and has seen wars... and grown up looking peeps that look like they’ve matured wonderfully actually hit puberty yesterday.

   ~~ You are on the money with that. Like, example, I dunno anything about Toilet Bound Hanako-Kun, but everyone there looks babie. But they’re in highschool??? I Think?? I dunno and could be wrong still, but that’s 1 anime that throws me recently. Everybody is babie inside or out and we’re in the dark.

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redcrestedhero replied to your post “   ~~ So… I’ve got a bit of stuff to re-work. Not tons, but Uni’s...”

woah... shes baby

   ~~ She’s VERY baby. Someone Adopt her and protecc her plz

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   ~~ So... I’ve got a bit of stuff to re-work. Not tons, but Uni’s canon age got revealed to be 11 and it’s WAAAAAY off from what I HC’d. That said, I’m going to put her at her appropriate age and rework some stuff or like just... Hmmm I dunno yet. I don’t wanna drop her. It’s not that big of a deal and I’m SUPER happy to know my little daughter is who she is. I just wanna prevent/clear up any misunderstandings that can come from this. So yeah... To some, it may not be surprising that she’s 11, like at all. And that’s fair!! I just can’t frickkin’ tell with lego unless they’re a human, and even then sometimes they look to be 19 when they’re like 30-something. I Honestly thought they were doing what they did with Cuphead and that she was an adult with a childish disposition. Ah, well. This shouldn’t hinder anything, but make her even more childish lol. Just an update for everyone!

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   “DON’T SAY THAT WORD!!!”

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Permanent Starter Call

   Do you want a Huge Lego Cat-Unicorn friend? Do you Love or Hate all things Cheerful, Chipper and fun-loving? Look no further than Unikitty! Uni is a Pastel bundle of love who wishes nothing but the best for everyone… Yes, that includes some people who don’t deserve it. Unikitty Loves unconditionally! …Until presented with the right person or thing. She’ll quickly put you on her naughty list and won’t hesitate to spit venom at them. Still, She’s a good hearted Uni-cat. Liking this will have Unikitty slide into your DMs, Reply to opens and everything else in the Unikitty Package.

Friends: Easiest thing to do. Unikitty goes into every new interaction with the expectation to make a friend out of it in some way. If you can put up with her overly Positive attitude with the occasional angry outburst, then this can be achieved easily.

Found Family: A Step further in the friend department. Those she’s formed a close bond with to the point of deep trust. Emmet is in this Category for example. If you’re her family, she’d be very willing to do whatever it is to help you, outside of things she knows are wrong. She’ll even help defend you from trouble. You’d have a very loyal Angry Kitten by your side in a fight or anything of the like.

Rivals: Relatively harder to do unless you’re TRYING to Irritate or One-up Unikitty. Either in the friendliness department, helpful department, even if you’re trying to slander her name, she’ll get irritated with you. Despite this she still won’t hate you. She’ll be more inclined to second-guess if you need her help or the like, but she’ll think of you less of a rival and more of a frenemy.

Enemies: See above. Only difference being you’re trying your hardest to keep this cat unhappy, have bad morals, or trick her into doing something nasty. She’ll be on her guard around you. Talk down about you in the right moments and warn her friends not to be fooled by you. Expect to see Angry Kitty very often.

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   ~~ Oh right the baby is back, so I should reblog the relationship call.

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   “Hello~~? Helloooooooooowah~!!” The sing-song tone of the plastic cat echos throughout the house. She’s back. Back in Spirale, and enjoying every moment of it. So Much to do! To See!! To Catch up on!! Normally others would be disappointed on their return to this place unless they’d formed a deep attachment to it, and despite the curious curious moment where she’d been human and set out to defend the city from that weird monster with everyone, she loved this place. There’s always new sights, new faces, new things to see!! Including this house!! Cotes stationed again, so Une’s not unfamiliar with the layout of the building, but the surprise that came with meeting your new roommates? Oh she HAD to meet them eventually!! 

   The plastic of her feet thump against the carpet softly as she looks around, eagerly looking at the bedrooms as she made her way through the house. Leian, Kazuma, she’d have to introduce herself very soon!! One name stood out however. Much like the other two, the name adorned the top of the door. ‘Mr. Hat.’ Now if that didn’t sound curious, Unikitty didn’t know what else would!! He sounds neat by just name alone! “Oh, Mister Haaaaaaaaaaat~! Are you in there?” She knocks, once, twice, three times before pressing her face to the door. “It’s me your new roomie!! Open Uuuuuuuuuup~!!” She could be interrupting him, she could even be waking him up! And the possibly he’s not in his room to begin with? All instances she doesn’t even stop to think about. She just wants to get to know her new roomies!!

   “Mister Haaaat! Lemme innnnn! Why are you called ‘Mr. Hat’ anyway?”

🎩 @hatsaplenty​ 🎩

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Unspoken Fluff Starters

A gentle brush against fingers.

A head pat.

A short shoulder rub.

Leaning into their side.

Joining them in silence.

A quick hug from the side.

Sitting with them.

Bringing them a drink.

Bringing them food.

A hug from behind.

Stroking their hand.

A slight nudge of the elbow.

The lightest ‘boop’ on the nose.

A head to head touch.

A quiet evening walk.

Sharing a meal.

One resting on the other.

Giving them their coat.

Handing them a small gift.

A comforting smile.

Making space for them to sit.

A soft brush against the face.

A quiet kiss.

A comforting hug from the front.

Sharing a nap.

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   ~~ SHE BACK? She back. An Ad? Yep! Capping at 3!!

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MA!!!!!!!! THERES A WEIRD FUCKIN’ STRAY CAT OUTSIDE!!!

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   ~~ I’m out of the loop with uni’s muse, but I can spare some time for Unikitty for the event! Who wants to pop into this cats dreams? Capping at 2!

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   “Oooohh... Everyone’s not lookin’ too happy right now. What happened? Anything I can do to help?” When one thrives on positivity, one can’t help but try to cheer everyone else up.

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   ~~ Yo!! I fell flat on some of those starters and for that i’m sorry! But here’s a new ad for Unikitty! Capping at 3!