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if everyone on the planet farts in the same direction we can knock earth off orbit and go meet alien chicks

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I’m the first crawly ever to be a sweetie instead of creepy

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don't mess with me.... you don't wanna meet my uncanny side.....

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adding a keysmash to the end of a message like a dog sneezing on purpose to show theyre just playing

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this is me all day

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i'm cringe AND so funny and sexy and real. you're allowed to be all 4

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Do you think cavemen ever got humiliated and had the kms urge? Like "Grug so embarrassed, Grug jump into tar pit" and then Glarg is like "Noooo everyone forget soon" and Grug is like "Grug going to do it for real"

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New Yorkers always act like everyone else in the world knows about their stupid neighborhoods and local place names like “I’m from the upper east side” bitch you can lick the upper east side of my cock

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no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

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I'm actually very normal you stupid fucking bitch piece of shit

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men be like im against abortion because i could have lost my virginity to that fetus