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Found it on AliExpress, couldn't stop laughing

(Is this stolen art?)

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Senshi would love atomic shrimp

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Why does my bag look so mean

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compilation

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Hold my paws. I've been putting Tuf-Foot on my paw pads and striking a bucket of concrete rubble until it turns into gravel. They are really hard

Hold my paws. I’ve been moisturizing my paw pads they’re really soft

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He is so excited >.< So cute :3

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I always associate him with this tweet

YOU know him as the human pet guy, I know him as the "modern militaries need medieval armor cuz they reflect bullets" guy. We are NOT the same.

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Hey don't cry, don't listen to them, I'm still interested in your hole

now that i know you weigh 131 pounds im not even interested in your hole anymore

DONT GO I PROMISE TO FIND A #MEAL

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The milking machine

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Look what I got

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I hope something like this

This is an antique Hungarian firetruck that used a giant arrow as a turn signal

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

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i can pour water on my dog and none of you can stop me

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