empress-arachne
empress-arachne
This is a Smite Blog
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Follow my main blog @Ara-Queen, here i post smite related memes, guides, and sometimes things i meant to post to other blogs but failed because tumblr layout. Arachne & Set main.
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empress-arachne · 4 months ago
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I've had messy breakups that didn't even hit me this hard. I've got almost 4,000 hours in match time in Smite, I know damn well Tina's responsible for keeping me invested in my favorite and most played game. I was really really hoping Smite 2 would be everything I wanted but I genuinely think I won't even be able to play it without Tina contributing.
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empress-arachne · 4 months ago
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My heart is literally broken I love Smite so so much and Tina is SUCH a major reason behind that. I was desperate for Smite 2 to be a good game but without her I already know the game will lack any kind of joy or whimsy that she alone was able to bring. Damn near every joke in Smite was written by Tina. How the hell do you make the decision to fire the person in charge of laughs? Cartoon villain behavior.
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empress-arachne · 4 months ago
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Firing Tina is an absolutely batshit idea considering just how dependant Hi-Rez is on Smite 2 doing well. Like, do you think the CEO (Stewart Chisam) knows that his company is mostly known for making mediocre soulless cash grabs that die mid development?? How on EARTH can you justify firing the one person who's proven over many years and patches that she can breathe a soul into your game?
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empress-arachne · 5 months ago
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empress-arachne · 1 year ago
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this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?
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empress-arachne · 1 year ago
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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God this season of souls patch fucking sucks. I miss doing damage to people. This with the base health increase from awhile ago means nobody does any fucking damage.
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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at this point I wish advertising in general was just literally illegal. Word of mouth only. Maybe exceptions beneath a certain net value like if you’re a startup or a family run business but if you’re already making a billion dollars then making even one single commercial or banner campaign should be a crime and I mean a crime like the CEO gets investigated on national television and goes to prison forever and everyone agrees they’re a sick fucked up maniac
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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There’s a very easy solution to this.
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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empress-arachne · 2 years ago
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i dont care what people fucking say we must defend the GIF file format at all costs
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empress-arachne · 3 years ago
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dni if you like smite
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empress-arachne · 3 years ago
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Sometimes I put on a sock and a shoe before putting the sock and shoe on my other foot.
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empress-arachne · 3 years ago
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Every random you ever queue with uses one of these bad boys
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hmmm
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