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i hate scott’s charm for the merch it’s not cuteeee my guy should be cuteeee

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they should’ve made a xornoth pin

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every once in a while I yearn the vampire count fwhip we lost when xornoth started using the weapons that fwhip commissioned. can you imagine the wither rose alliance blood magic chatter between a vampire fwhip (who might deny he even does magic) and sausage (sausage)

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a season one scott villian arc woukdve fixed me. or made me worse but it would’ve done something

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i so badly want to make an empires askblog w/ art attached but i have no idea where to start with potential lore. i dont want it to be a 1-1 recreation of the story but i have no other ideas and i also cant decide whether or not i want it to be s1 or s2 based and all this other stuff. sad. anyways

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I cannot stress how much I think about Pearl and Sausage's dynamic during Empires s1, it was so genuine, passionate, and devoted.

Maybe I'm just crazy overabalyzing everything but DAMN. They were through thick and thin, through xornoth's possession, through the withering dust, through the multitude of universes, to inevitable faith, to the heavens above.

I like to imagine there's always a small thing that attaches them in every SMP or alternate universe without them knowing cause NO SHOT is all that loyalty going to waste. And it sort of, further confirms it when they visited Hermitcraft. AND MAN WAS I DELIGHTED.

I was always so devastated by the fact they never got a PROPER reunion after Pearl's death in Empires, the Hermitcraft one was so tragically short-lived. I YEARN FOR THEM TO REUNITE IN THE EMPIRES UNIVERSE ONE LAST TIME SO BADLY.

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Joel is a bloody brilliant builder it’s insane

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I wish esmp2 has more lore

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empires season two didn’t have the same energy as season one i dunno how to explain it. it was a GREAT smp but it didn’t feel like EMPIRES smp, you know?

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I am in love with Scott and Gem

they could do whatever they wanted and I would thank them

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there is a critically low amount of scwhimmy content like i see ppl shipping scott/jimmy and fwhip/jimmy and scott/fwhip like jeez put them in a polycule already it’s so easy

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I frequently forget that empires s1 ended tragically and just pretend they’re off being happy… this is probably why i read fanfic

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sorry, but would you mind not using the main tags for all your posts?

oh crap HOW did i miss this

ok! sorry!

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Flower husbands is overrated. U can fight me idc /hj

in the words of Sausage: “they’re dead in a hole and we can’t see them anymore” (clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpi0FXxYxtI )

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i feel like people should make esmp season 1 lizzie a looot more pathetic. shes less pathetic than jimmy, yes, but. cmon guys. yall are good at making season 2 lizzie have the right balance of "pathetic" and "is fully capable of taking care of herself" but season 1 lizzie has a certain amount of patheticness that people often look over. probably because jimmy exists and in most fics and fan content shes just the "strong older sister who exists to take care of her brother" but. theyre both pathetic jimmys just super extra pathetic

yes shes the large pristine egg and hes the small damaged egg and some parts of her character backstory and stuff does involve caring for him but thats not all she is shes also pathetic and people need to acknowledge that. she can be both pathetic and badass at the same time

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I am still obsessing over shrub and what happened to her

WEVE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONGGGGGGG

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ESMP2 crush person

it’s MR. Scott Smajor. Because of course it is

I KNEW IT.