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ain't no need to help me, 'cause baby i deliver

CHAPPELL ROAN The Giver | Saturday Night Live

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And as Stephen rose to wave and hoot, Jack saw that he was dressed from head to foot in a single tight dull-brown garment; it clung to him, and his pale, delighted face emerged from a woollen roll at the top, looking unnaturally large.

(Stephen Maturin in his rational garment, from Post Captain by Patrick O'Brian) 

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“He is always on the brink of suicide … because he seeks salvation through the routine formulas suggested to him by the society in which he lives.” — Umberto Eco on Charlie Brown

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I hope leftists who think they’re above voting for president or are voting for Jill Stein or whoever because it’s their stupid way of protesting the system feel good about themselves, especially if Trump wins partly because of your negligence 😍 I know you’re not doing shit to plan the proletarian revolution, especially before January, so none of you better complain if life gets a lot worse for you

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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

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help me manifest blue pennsylvania

like to charge reblog to cast

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hey it’s midnight on a wednesday and here’s the hot new aubreyad headcanon: stephen maturin is a power walker, and more specifically, will never shut the fuck up about it

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@mishacollins

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one of our brother's hobbies is getting me + my sister to identify which supernatural episode he sees at the gym, either by sending us a photo or by verbally describing what he remembers hours later. once, all he could remember was "a lady with brown hair in an underground room, and neither of the brothers were there" and we pinpointed it as the amara & chuck scene in "Unity," which horrified him.

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A reminder about the "red mirage:"

Tomorrow, early results will likely suggest that Trump is leading. This is not because more people overall voted for him; rather, because rural districts have smaller populations than urban or suburban districts, and they tend to vote red. Later, votes in areas with higher populations will be counted, and these tend to skew blue.

Trump will likely demand that the vote counts cease while he's ahead. Just remember where this is coming from: The man who said that we shouldn't test so many people for COVID so it wouldn't look like it was running out of control wants to stop counting votes so it won't look like he's getting his butt kicked.

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