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emper0rbuggy · 29 days ago
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“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived
^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes
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emper0rbuggy · 1 month ago
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I am grateful for the assistance I have received so far, but I am still in need of more support to reach my campaign goal swiftly. This will enable me to evacuate my family from Gaza 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸.
Help my family escape Gaza and rebuild our lives My family needs to evacuate Gaza for your safety. My family is struggling without shelter, food or health services. On October 7, 2023, we lost our home and have no plan for the future. Every day is a gamble, we don't know if we will survive. We are launching this GoFundMe for evacuation and basic needs. Your contribution could be a lifeline. Please, help us escape this nightmare. Share our story and stand with us in our time of need. Thanks for your support. Your donation makes a difference. Be the hope the world
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emper0rbuggy · 2 months ago
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they are married
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emper0rbuggy · 3 months ago
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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
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emper0rbuggy · 4 months ago
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The Cosplayer's Wig Styling Essentials
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What goes into styling a wig?  In general, not much: creativity, a little bit of elbow grease, blood, sweat, tears… and the right tools.  The arsenal of a cosplayer who has wigs as their calling may seem a bit daunting at first glance, but in actuality it is composed of a few basics that you will use over and over again.  Look below the cut for the breakdown.
*EDIT* The previous version only listed up to wig caps, and once again Hanyaan saves the day by pointing this out.  Formatting has been fixed and the whole list should be displayed now.  Who knew three dashes could fuck formatting up so badly?
Keep reading
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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what if there was a repressed blond man in love with a dark-haired maniac
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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if it’s raining and it’s pouring, you KNOWWWWW that old man is snoring
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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Chappell Roan - Coachella 2024
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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Tell us where you live! Submitted by @elicrumb
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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[google search history]
what to do with drunken sailor
how to deal with drunken sailor
how to deal with drunken sailor early morning
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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listen i'm usually above taking potshots at reborn baby dolls but the sound I made upon opening Facebook Marketplace and being met with this thing sent my cats flying across the house
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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this book is so clearly designed for people who have not experienced a decade plus of high dosage uninterrupted tumblr poisoning because to me this whole section reads somewhat like “enjoyers of food and beverages may be surprised to hear about ‘bread’ and ��water’”
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emper0rbuggy · 7 months ago
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FAQ/Guidelines
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