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do u have any tips on how to get rid of ants?
im assuming diplomacy has failed
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oh? if i'm an *evil* wizard then why does the king let me skulk around the throne offering bad advice unimpeded?
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let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY
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i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die
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At this point, every round mammal is a hamster to me.
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I made my choice a long time ago, and I’m never going to leave you.
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I’ve been drinking coffee and I’ve been eating healthy
34+35 (2020) dir. Director X
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14th century doctors be like “i don’t know what’s wrong with you but you’re a woman so i diagnose you with witchcraft”
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i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman
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