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THE FEDS RETREAT.

This is so fucking amazing to me.  

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Remus: Listen I gotta be honest. I didn't take my ADD meds today, and reading is not my strong suit. So reading those computer things, I- none of the information is being processed.

Remus, gesturing to Roman who's at a computer: He's the big brain, so he'll take care of it. Rest assured- he's an idiot! But he can read well, and I will make sure that nothing bad happens.

Virgil: My life is in the hands of an idiot?

Remus: No, no, no, no, no!

Remus: TWO idiots!!!

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Pupper gets destroyed by evil door boinger 

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Gentle Boye 

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Patton: As unbecoming as this is, I found a baby on the bottom of the stairs and could not bring myself to walk away

Thomas: Patton, I get that you didn't want the baby to be left alone but we can't-

Patton: [shows him it's Virgil]

Thomas: -give him away. This is my baby now, if any of you try to hurt him I will snap your necks

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A young cheetah and their canine companion 

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Service doggo walks on glass floor for the first time 

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“This video of this adorable little girl encouraging her Dad while he tries to do her hair, is just what we needed to brighten up our day.” [X]

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More little sides!! They doing homework! Ro feels left out and needs attention. Snek just wanted to nap.

This lil sides comic grew a bit too long so I split it. But plz enjoy the shenanigans nonetheless.💖

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Been hecking around with editing apps

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Roses 🥀

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Curious wild fox caught at the perfect moment 

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Words that come from the heart are never spoken, they get caught in the throat and can only be read in ones's eyes.

— José Saramago

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"I'll bust your kneecaps" or "I'll shove a flag pole up your ass" are my favorite comebacks

im gonna start collecting a list of the funniest phrases in the english language

so far ive got

get his ass

thats the bitch (when referring to an object/type of creature)

fat fuck friday

shouting “fuck yeah dude” and hyping something up when someone does something minor like opening a jar of jam

does man care

feel free to add your own

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FINALLY FUGGIN FREEEE

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You got this 🥰💕