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okay but aging is literally a privilege. notice that

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twilight boyz

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being a vampire is about penetrating someone but it's also about being filled up with their fluids. in this way vampirism confuses the top/bottom dichotomy

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TWILIGHT 2008 — dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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Twilight (2008) dir. Catherine Hardwicke

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genuinely believe that at some point in their hundred years emmett has exited a building through the wall leaving a looney tunes-esque emmett-shaped hole

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Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca? The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) Jacob! […] Everything’s perfect now. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part One (2011)

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Best Hair Run Off

Rosalie won best hair, but there were a lot of write-ins for Alice, and Victoria was within striking distance of Rosalie. So let's do a runoff. This poll will last a day.

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I got my revenge on them...One at a time. Saved Royce for last, so he'd know I was coming.

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I'm really glad Edward didn't kill you. Everything's so much more fun with you around.

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he should have been the one described as the one in pain

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twilight peak season is coming

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My fav girl

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I know Edward has this rep of wanting to spoil Bella with flashy expensive gifts, and the blame is obviously on smeyer and her wanting to fulfill some fantasy by giving Bella a rich boyfriend who wants to constantly spend money on her, but like… I’m gonna need a little more respect to be put on Mr. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen Swan’s name because his birthday gift to Bella in New Moon? Beautiful.  Him making a CD of his original music compositions, with the 1st track being the lullaby he made for and about Bella? Bella being rendered speechless when she heard her lullaby playing and tears being brought to her eyes because that was the best gift he could’ve given her? Her telling him that he couldn’t have given her anything she would’ve loved more? Thoughtful. Heart-warming. Priceless.

It’s one of my favorite underrated moments in New Moon before everything goes to shit and I’m mad irritated that they didn’t include it in the movie.

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Carlisle “i value life above all else” Cullen somehow also being Carlisle “yes my son who can’t control his desire for human blood goes to high school with innocent, vulnerable human children” Cullen is one of the funniest details in twilight