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*Sunday Bulletin - July 15th.

Shipments: The following supplies have arrived at Well,

Staples.

The following are what is missing from this week’s shipment,

 Canned goods. 

Remember, there’s a whole week between now and replenishing soaps, food, cleaning agents, etc - so make it count!

This Week’s Weather Forecast:

• Sunday - Windy, Sunny, 11 mph, 91° / 70°   

• Monday - Windy,   T-storms, 14 mph, 90° / 68°    • Tuesday - Windy,  T-storms, 13 mph, 91° / 69°    • Wednesday - Breezy, Heat Lightning, 6 mph, 94° / 70°   • Thursday - T-Storms, 3 mph, 93° / 70°    • Friday -  Windy,  Cloudy, 11 mph, 92° / 69°    • Saturday - Windy,  Cloudy, 10 mph, 91° /71°   

Storm Watch:  Monsoon season isn’t over, T-storms will once again, hitting Los Lugar Monday evening and continuing until Thursday.

Important Announcements:  

Please note the departure of BLU Scout Russell Lockett. 

Demoman  Hannah Clark has arrived at Well base. All BLUs please acquaint him with the base.

Town gossip: 

Continued storm warning! Monsoon season is coming in full force, we’d like to issue a possible flood warning due to Los Lugar’s lack of grating system in some more rural areas — last week went alright, but will the continued storms impact the city drastically?  

Based on last week’s flooding of the highway, trucks failed to bring scheduled canned products to the grocer this week.   

 In other news, the Miller’s prized milk cow Bessie gave birth to a three-legged calf last Thursday. 

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«Nice hat by Nicca11y»

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OOC:

OH SHIT I NEVER REBLOGGED THIS ONE, NOW DID I? IT'S TOTALLY OOC BUT OMFG LOOK AT IIIIIIT AJFASOJFOASJOASJFP

ALL MY FEELS FOR YOU LINN, ALL MY GOD DAMN FEELS. Again, thank youuu so much ;w;

Emmely is totally out of character by the way

CHARACTERS BY THE AWESOME THACASUALCHAOS

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'Tis gonna rain n' be shette all week, so I thenk we'll be needen' swimmin' lessons befoa we'll need sunblock *frowns*

*Sunday Bulletin - July 8th.

Shipments: The following supplies have arrived at Well,

Staples (including all meat products).

The following are what is missing from this week’s shipment,

 Ibuprofen.

Sunblock.

Remember, there’s a whole week between now and replenishing soaps, food, cleaning agents, etc - so make it count!

This Week’s Weather Forecast:

• Sunday - Breezy, T-storms, 8 mph, 86° / 68°   

• Monday - Windy,   T-storms, 10 mph, 86° / 65°    • Tuesday - Strong winds,   T-storms, 20 mph, 79° / 64°    • Wednesday - Windy,   T-storms , 15 mph, 84° / 68°    • Thursday - Windy, Cloudy, scattered showers, 10 mph, 78° / 64°   • Friday -  Breezy,  Cloudy, 9 mph, 88° / 69°    • Saturday - Windy,   Showers , 13 mph, 90° /70°  

Storm Watch:  The storms from last week are continuing into this, and they’re hitting full force. Rain is due to plague Los Lugar all the way until Thursday afternoon, possible scattered showers that evening. 

Important Announcements:  

Medic Dr. Evana Hejlesen and snipers  Rune Lacasse as well as Banner Kelly have arrived at Well base. Please familiarize yourself with these new members, RED.

Town gossip: 

Continued storm warning! Monsoon season is coming in full force, we’d like to issue a possible flood warning due to Los Lugar’s lack of grating system in some more rural areas.   

Last week’s 4th festival went off without a hitch, with little to no damage. We thank everyone who got involved and pitched in, specifically our residential Eastboro Catholic Church.  

The rowdy kid officials had in custody was released today, apparently his name’s Billy and he plans on residing in this town for some time. Billy claims to be an avid fan of TFI. Joy. When an interview was attempted, reporters were bombarded so heavily with profanity we aren’t even able to piece together anything he was attempting to get across.

Farmers have gotten livestock outbreak under control. Meat products will be delivered to market as per usual.

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I'd rather 'ave sun n' no block than thes shette weather :V

*Sunday Bulletin - July 8th.

Shipments: The following supplies have arrived at Well,

Staples (including all meat products).

The following are what is missing from this week’s shipment,

 Ibuprofen.

Sunblock.

Remember, there’s a whole week between now and replenishing soaps, food, cleaning agents, etc - so make it count!

This Week’s Weather Forecast:

• Sunday - Breezy, T-storms, 8 mph, 86° / 68°   

• Monday - Windy,   T-storms, 10 mph, 86° / 65°    • Tuesday - Strong winds,   T-storms, 20 mph, 79° / 64°    • Wednesday - Windy,   T-storms , 15 mph, 84° / 68°    • Thursday - Windy, Cloudy, scattered showers, 10 mph, 78° / 64°   • Friday -  Breezy,  Cloudy, 9 mph, 88° / 69°    • Saturday - Windy,   Showers , 13 mph, 90° /70°  

Storm Watch:  The storms from last week are continuing into this, and they’re hitting full force. Rain is due to plague Los Lugar all the way until Thursday afternoon, possible scattered showers that evening. 

Important Announcements:  

Medic Dr. Evana Hejlesen and snipers  Rune Lacasse as well as Banner Kelly have arrived at Well base. Please familiarize yourself with these new members, RED.

Town gossip: 

Continued storm warning! Monsoon season is coming in full force, we’d like to issue a possible flood warning due to Los Lugar’s lack of grating system in some more rural areas.   

Last week’s 4th festival went off without a hitch, with little to no damage. We thank everyone who got involved and pitched in, specifically our residential Eastboro Catholic Church.  

The rowdy kid officials had in custody was released today, apparently his name’s Billy and he plans on residing in this town for some time. Billy claims to be an avid fan of TFI. Joy. When an interview was attempted, reporters were bombarded so heavily with profanity we aren’t even able to piece together anything he was attempting to get across.

Farmers have gotten livestock outbreak under control. Meat products will be delivered to market as per usual.

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Working on this pyro loadout.

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*Sunday Bulletin - July 1st.

Shipments: The following supplies have arrived at Well,

Staples (including meat products, aside from hamburger meat.)

Pepper Pot Pete’s Firecrackers.

Surplus barbecue grills. (note, these may not last very long. Sturdiness is not guaranteed.)

Overstock of marshmallows.

Recycled firewood.

Crate of miniaturized American flags.

Crate of vintage fabric (straight from Suits’ collection), exclusive to BLU.

The following are what is missing from this week’s shipment,

Alcohol, and nicotine products for RED exclusively. Enjoy your sober holiday based on your continued failure. Any attempts at thieving alcohol from RED Shed’s establishment will result in penalties.

Hamburger meat.

Seafood.

Remember, there’s a whole week between now and replenishing soaps, food, cleaning agents, etc - so make it count!

This Week’s Weather Forecast:

• Sunday - Breezy, Sunny 11 mph, 99° / 72°   • Monday - Breezy, Sunny 8 mph, 98° / 71°   • Tuesday - Calm, Sunny 11 mph, 96° / 70°   • Wednesday - Breezy, partly cloudy, 12 mph, 92° / 68°   • Thursday - Windy, T-storms, 10 mph, 89° / 65°  • Friday -  Breezy,   T-storms  , 10 mph, 92° / 71°   • Saturday - Breezy,   T-storms , 10 mph, 93° /74° 

Storm Watch:  Thunderstorms are due to hit Thursday and continue on until the weekend. Monsoon season is beginning. Saturday possible repeat of heat lightning at an 75% possibility. The entire week it shall remain cloudy and humid. Chance of rainfall on the 4th is improbable.

Important Announcements:  

This week is the 4th of July! Celebrate your country (even if you are not from this country, you damned well live here now) with complimentary fireworks — ranging from sparklers to the heavy duty blow your hand off sort ! We find it is an important morale booster and American pastime that everyone can participate in and enjoy. We ask you please refrain from tossing M80s at the opposition on ceasefire, but there will be no penalties upon any consequential accidents this holiday. Respawn will remain at terminal, however, so keep that in mind. Have fun!

Town gossip: 

Storm warning! Monsoons due to hit Los Lugar mid-week, be certain to lock up your (surviving) livestock.

As the second most thriving country, and leader in smugness polls, celebrate your 4th of July weekend extra loud! There will be a festival held in Los Lugar’s thriving market district — everything red, white, and blue double price! But you’re very well willing to pay double for YOUR country, right? Good. That’s how we sort out the commies. In the evening, be treated to a massive fireworks display in honor of our founding fathers, and their invention of the stairs. Los Lugar high’s marching band will put on a show and ode to the wonderful, innovative pioneers of our country.

Reports from Teufort  have indicated Mannco. is economically plummeting into the ground. We can only hope this rumor to be true, with less funds there’s less means to run an ‘establishment’ in our town. We hope to unearth more details soon.

In other news, the young man taken into custody proceeding last week’s football game crashing, has been reported as not being a student of Los Lugar Highschool. He’s currently being held for further questioning based on his lack of cooperation to provide substantial information outside of, “This is bull—— get me the —— out of here, TFI can suck my ——.”

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the KAWAII PYROS OF AX

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Reblogging as Text

One of the first and most important rules of RPing on tumblr is reblogging as text!

If you don’t know how to do it, I’ve found this handy gif!

Sometimes you may be on mobile, or for other reasons you can’t reblog as text. That’s okay! But if you can help it, you really need to try and remember to do this. 

It makes everything so much easier for everyone! You can see the replies before you, and it just looks much better!

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Oh goodie, anotha RED te use as fiawood!

* New R.E.D. Team Arrival: Rune Lacasse!

Sniper Rune Lacassehas arrived at Well base. All REDs please give him a warm welcome and inform him of current RED restrictions. Happy 4th!

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I LOVE THE SMELL OF ROCKETS IN THE MORNING

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The other day a sentry shot me full of holes, and I had like 2 health left, so I hid under some stairs.. And just as I called for a medic his body parts started raining from the heavens. It was sad :C

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Emmely grinned and leaned agains the wall behind her, with triumph on her face and a pool of muddy water at her feet. It had been a long time since she had such a great performance at the battlefield, and man did it feel good! When everything in your life more or less depends on how good you fight, every win and loss really do affect one's mood, especially if you were on the lucky side. Particularly proud of herself, she got back up and started to head for the kitchen, continuing her long trail of water and dirty footprints.

*Battle Bulletin - June 30th.

The results are in, TFI employees:

Battle Summary:

RED turned out quite a poor performance this week, seeming poorly organized and disorientated in this week’s battle. Some were obviously inebriated while others looked as if they had no idea what was happening. BLU’s teamwork, especially that of their Heavy, Pyro and Scout easily decimated the scattered RED’s attempts at “defense”.

Final Point Capture: 

  • Maartje Vandeberg.

  • Emmely Booth.

  • Liam Fitzpatrick.

WINNER:  

MVPS:                    

       • 1st:  Kristof Eichmann.      1st: Emmely Booth.

       • 2nd: ‘Zmeya’.                    2nd: Liam Fitzpatrick.

       • 3rd:  Allen Connolly.          3rd: Zamira Strider. 

As always, MVPS will receive a bonus in their paychecks. Anyone with lasting damage from battles should see their team’s medic immediately. Problems with respawn should be reported to administration. 

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The scout spots missy BLU pyro from across the train tracks possibly heading towards his base -- and he can't have none of that. He makes a charge for her with his pistol out, aiming to injure her before he'd come in with his shortstop.

Emmely was as good as crossing enemy territory when fast paced footsteps from behind caught her attention, and she turned her head to see a speeding RED scout charge in her direction. Increasing her own speed, she turned around the corner and quickly began looking around the room for places to duck away, somewhere to hide long enough for her to take advantage of her newly found company. She turned around another corner, now back at the entrance of the RED's territory, and before she had the time to thinking through her brilliant plan, she was stuck hiding under the stairs between the two entrances. Oh fuck, talk about setting your own traps! There was no way in hell she had the time to get up and away, or even face him in a standing position. But as most scouts, Leroy was tall, skinny, and very flammable, and a couple of seconds was all she needed to get the kindle fire going. Staring in the direction she came from, she fastened her grip around her flamethrower and prepared for the worst.

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[[*screams into the night*]]