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Ifl if one of Damian’s siblings tried hugging him he’d scream force field and try to push and squirm away as much as possible

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I don't want to hook up; I want to merge souls

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Genshin impact players should describe their teams in the worst way possible like “my team is a fox and a not-a-human-human with mommy issues who babysit a literal god and an underaged bartender” or “yeah my team comp is make up of a kid who’s dad’s are 100% gay they just don’t know it yet, a potential cannibal, chef, a man who just wants someone to share the memories with and a pirate who’s married to the richest lady in the country. they have a kid together.”

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jacks never had a bad track. “Glad to know you’re thinking about me when you kiss your husband.” BANGER. “But for tonight, let me pretend you’re mine.” ICONIC. “I’d probably kill another man if I found him with you like this” LIFE CHANGING. “There is nothing of equal value to me”. UNMATCHED.

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Barnes and Noble TBONA paperback bonus 💕💕💕

I left out the pages that didn't have any annotations but Stephanie shared a lot of fun stuff!

Part 1

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Of course tumblr loves the enemies to lovers doctor and the creepy graveyard man

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I love writers. That’s a whole group of people who looked at the sunshine character and thought “I want to kill you and give you as much trauma as possible”

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It should be illegal for movies to end on cliffhangers.

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If I explained in graphic detail to the residents of Stardew Valley how I fixed the community centre they would kick me out of town Examples: - Traded some money to the weird green haired lady in the forest that sells 100% not illegal goods in order to finish several bundles - Chopped down every tree outside of Marnie's ranch - Nearly lost my sanity over a fish because I was trying to catch it when it was out of season - Waited 3 years for my fruit bat cave to produce 3 apples for the Marnie bundle - Gave a carp I found in the trash can to the fishing bundle - Spoke to around 6 tiny apple-like creatures who ran away from me whenever I went near them - Used another carp I found in a trash can to make a maki roll for the Gus Bundle - Made a fried egg using a void egg I bought from the monster that lives in the sewers

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"Are you the sun or the moon?" Bitch I'm the fucking universe. I am space and time. You can not comprehend my existence. The very idea of it would set you aflame and burn so hot it would melt your nerves off and reconstruct them only to burn them once again.

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To whoever sews shit and needs a pin cushion this is your sign to get a cupcake stuffed toy and make the pins into it's little sprinkles

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“HOLY SHIT- CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH??”

You’re a historian going through memoirs of famous leaders, you notice a pattern of a man with long blonde hair, who appears in the courts of men and women such as Queen Victoria, Genghis Khan, and many more. entering your office you see a man with long blonde hair sitting on a bench outside.

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Anyone else put themselves down so much to the point where if someone compliments you about something you’re slightly confident in your ego becomes the size of the universe and then shrinks down to the size of an atom after 2 seconds?

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Games I would win if I were in Alice In Borderland

1. None

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I’d like to thank my 4 followers for staying with me this whole time. You bots are truly amazing.

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Somewhere in my drafts is the story of a gay couple that I really need to start working on again.

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If Chishiya were to fall in love with someone it would be as slow a burn as Ted and Robin from How I Met Your Mother. Change my mind.