emilythebando

[emilythebando]

all good queer ships have at least one of the following:

breakup scene even when they weren’t dating at the time, preferably in the rain

divorce era (two hundred dead, thousand more injured)

the “…oh” moment

“there is no me without you”-type declaration

“let’s run away together!”

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just finished reading american psycho. crazy stuff.

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me age 7 watching shrek and hearing the words "i've seen your flag on the marble arch love is not a victory march it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah" for the first time

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nintendo: can't have alcohol in our child gambling games!!! solution???

vacation juice

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christmas eve what about christmas adam

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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

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Are you ugly on purpose pickles?

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Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

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she is still learning

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my official stance is a pregnancy is whatever the pregnant person wants it to be. if it’s a 4 week old clump of cells and they want to call it a baby it’s a baby. if they're 20 weeks and they want to call it a parasite it’s a parasite. if they're 39 weeks and call it a fetus it’s a fetus. “why are you so sad about miscarrying at 6 weeks it was literally just an embryo” because that was their baby. “how can you get an abortion at three months” because that wasn’t a baby. hope that helps.

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Ted Lasso, S02E04

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