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they matched each others freak. 42 injured. 7 dead. 12 missing.

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what doesn't kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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Would you like to import your contact—

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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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Forgot to post my costume: cybertruck driver

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we've really gotta do something about the ice mummy this happens literally every monday it sucks

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the real challenge of adulthood that no one tells you about in advance is how many goddamn pieces of paper you have to keep up with that are never important until they are suddenly VERY important

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It seems as though everybody else gets a fun little musical flourish of flute when they accomplish a task Except for me because i never am rewarded

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spreading my attention across several things at once to make no progress on any of them at maximum efficiency

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can never be mysterious i gotta update this fucking blog every 8 minutes

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in the 2000s you could be called a metrosexual for drinking too much water

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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i'm just out here. fantasizing my fantasies. dreaming my dreams. longing my longings.

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when ur friend says a speech pattern that u also use