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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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when i first adopted my roman senator from the shelter he was so traumatized from being attacked by an angry mob in the forum that he would just curl up in a ball with his toga and whimper all day. but with careful support now he will eat olives from my hand without growling or biting or filibustering. it's amazing to see what love can do for senators<3

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HEY SORRY WHAT I SAID WAS WEIRD I AM FULL OF CURSES

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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert

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is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?

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reblog this and tell me in the tags what your most controversial filtered tag is

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Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

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Commission for @aunteat <3

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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

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most relatable character ➣ Julian Bashir STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE (1993-1999)

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I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??” 

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Tying shoelaces is never easy 👞

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HEY, I'M OPEN FOR COMMISSIONS

My part of Washington was just hit by a cyclone and the repair expenses are real! Consider helping a guy get things like Heat to Survive and other fun, exciting things like "repair a fallen fence" and "purchase a new rain gutter so it's not hanging off the side of the house precariously" !

I prefer email for business contacts so I can easily keep track of them, but if you have any initial inquiries you're welcome to shoot me a message here on Tumblr!

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I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.