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How in the hell does Facebook manage to find and recommend to me my abusive childhood friend who I’ve been intentionally out of contact with and haven’t even been in the same state as for YEARS

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Ooooooooo…

I thought it would be an hour of listening to screaming and looking at pictures of draculas, but it was so much for frightening than fathomed

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As eldest, picking the movie on movie night is his birthright

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Shower? Ready.

Aquaphor? Slathered.

Hotel? Trivago.

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To any Ghesties who couldn’t watch the film

My friend sent me this after he found it. ❤️

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Saw this Picrew and immediately thought ghouls so:

BEHOLD!

Swisstopher

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has anyone pirated rhrn already i wanna watch it so bad but aint no way im spending R$120 to watch ONE singular movie

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Found a tag while throwing it in the wash(never blindly trust the apparent cleanliness of secondhand stores, kids!)

It’s Shein. I do appreciate whoever ordered these bad boys tho cause they’re exactly my style, EXACTLY what I need more of in my wardrobe (just moved somewhere a LOT colder), and they’re exactly the size I would’ve ordered so yk

Decided to look up the sweaters I got today from goodwill and…looks like they were likely from either Shein or Temu…still gonna wear em tho cause they’re adorable, SUPER soft, exactly my size, and I’m not just gonna let em go to waste.

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i love tumblr glitches. sponsored message everyone

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Decided to look up the sweaters I got today from goodwill and…looks like they were likely from either Shein or Temu…still gonna wear em tho cause they’re adorable, SUPER soft, exactly my size, and I’m not just gonna let em go to waste.

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I quite literally turned to my boyfriend when that happened like ‘RAIN HAD A SPEAKING ROLE OMG’

rain’s big screen moment

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4 years til I can reblog this on my birthday

Bitches love reblogging this post every Tuesday the 18th

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I think they should just SAY that was added in some patch notes so it spreads like wildfire but not actually add it in for the sheer chaos factor of it

Tumblr should have a feature where every anon has a tenth of a percent chance to be de-anonymized. First because I think a 1/1000 chance would be too high a risk for most people sending hate. Second because it would be very funny.

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Me

fat guys have slutty and grabbable hips, yall are just cowards

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I am packing up my entire life into boxes. This is terrifying. Tomorrow, I shove everything into my car.