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4. Mort.

𝐒𝐎. 𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐘. 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐆𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒.

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I graduated mortuary school!!!

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Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you are driving your car.

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This is Kjell Lindgren. He’s a NASA astronaut who just got back from 5 months on the International Space Station. There are two reasons why this picture is hilarious:

His wife is flawless and makes bad space puns to make him do household chores.

I have that shirt. Thousands of people have that shirt. That shirt is available at Target. Which means actual astronaut Kjell Lindgren, with his wardrobe already full of NASA-issued and logo-emblazoned clothes, was at Target, saw a NASA shirt, and was like, “Yes, I am buying this because this is what I want to spend my actual astronaut salary on.”

 tl;dr NASA employs a bunch of fucking nerds

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These things happened today...

My casket parts post was posted on a fb page run by a very talented lady I look up to and hope to work with one day. She’s an amazing mortician!!

I finally got the courage to speak with my county coroner about joining DMORT and am looking forward to it becoming a reality instead of a thought. The train derailment in WA today is not even 10 minutes from my apartment and I want to be able to offer help during disasters when fatalities occur because I can handle that, I do that for work, and I can give back to those families by making sure their loved ones are taken care of.

I decided to start posting more on tumblr because even though I don’t want my private life to cross with my professional life in ways that may be negative I still want to share things with all of you and share things I enjoy and educate along the way.

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Constantine (2005)

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The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me || Brand New

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Pop Culture Post Apocalyptic by Filip Hodas

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All for an empty hotel, wasting words on lower cases and capitals

The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows - Br& New

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Brand New - Mix Tape

Filmed November 2nd, 2002, at the Meow Meow in Portland, Oregon.