em0-snail
em0-snail
My immortal (snail)
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He/they/bug 21 Sometimes I make cartoons
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em0-snail · 5 minutes ago
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disney cartoon creator: i hope you enjoy my new show "living life with the greebles"! i had a great time making it!
disney cartoon creator when they leave disney: here's my new show "i hope mickey mouse kills himself"
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em0-snail · 51 minutes ago
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youtubers should do reverse sponsorships. just interrupt the narrative of the video to shit-talk some random company for 1-2 minutes.
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em0-snail · 2 hours ago
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getting freaky on a friday night 🎤
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em0-snail · 2 hours ago
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em0-snail · 3 hours ago
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This is stupid but I truly do not understand why women will not propose to their boyfriends. Like, they’ll get mad at their man for not proposing to them on a certain date at a certain location? If that was your dream proposal situation then why didn’t you propose? Sometimes she expresses she is worried it is a sign he’s not willing to commit which is even more of a reason to put him on the spot and force a definitive ‘yes’ or ‘no’ out of him instead of wasting your time waiting for him to take initiative. I know there is some undercurrent of sexism and misogyny with women proposing to men historically being framed as a domineering or desperate act but if your man gets mad at you and says you proposing to him is emasculating and undermining his ego as a man, you now know he is a big fucking baby and a loser and wouldn’t make a good husband. I just think proposing if you want to be proposed to is a better solution than shambling along for 8 years with festering resentment.
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em0-snail · 4 hours ago
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trapped in the happy happy joy joy dimension until I say so
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em0-snail · 5 hours ago
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Alex Schaeffer
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em0-snail · 6 hours ago
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em0-snail · 7 hours ago
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Declan would never have found out his therapist was using ChatGPT had it not been for a technical mishap. The connection was patchy during one of their online sessions, so Declan suggested they turn off their video feeds. Instead, his therapist began inadvertently sharing his screen.
“Suddenly, I was watching him use ChatGPT,” says Declan, 31, who lives in Los Angeles. “He was taking what I was saying and putting it into ChatGPT, and then summarizing or cherry-picking answers.”
Declan was so shocked he didn’t say anything, and for the rest of the session he was privy to a real-time stream of ChatGPT analysis rippling across his therapist’s screen. The session became even more surreal when Declan began echoing ChatGPT in his own responses, preempting his therapist. 
“I became the best patient ever,” he says, “because ChatGPT would be like, ‘Well, do you consider that your way of thinking might be a little too black and white?’ And I would be like, ‘Huh, you know, I think my way of thinking might be too black and white,’ and [my therapist would] be like, ‘Exactly.’ I’m sure it was his dream session.”
Among the questions racing through Declan’s mind was, “Is this legal?” When Declan raised the incident with his therapist at the next session—“It was super awkward, like a weird breakup”—the therapist cried. He explained he had felt they’d hit a wall and had begun looking for answers elsewhere.“I was still charged for that session,” Declan says, laughing.
omg that's so funny, all the worry about patients therapising themselves with ChatGPT when a real human therapist can do it for them 😂
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em0-snail · 8 hours ago
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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.
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em0-snail · 9 hours ago
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em0-snail · 9 hours ago
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em0-snail · 10 hours ago
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CBD Boyfriend new overalls reference sheet I've work on, honestly really like the long ver of the overalls!!
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em0-snail · 11 hours ago
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the worst extremely low-stakes consequence of societal fatphobia is when a low-calorie/""""healthy"""" recipe is actually good and suddenly everyone thinks you're sharing it as a diet aid and not because it fucks hard
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em0-snail · 12 hours ago
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Update from Alex Hirsch's instagram
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em0-snail · 12 hours ago
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i fucking hate my brain it wants to do so many things and it cant even focus on one of them. like its like "start an rpgmaker game!" "no, you should learn godot!" "what about your 3d models on blender??" "but you have that comic to work on!!" "you should also just draw more things in general" and im like SHUT UUUUPPP it feels like this
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em0-snail · 13 hours ago
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things that will be 10 years old next year:
Suicide Squad
Rogue One
Deadpool (movie)
Captain America Civil War
Zootopia
Moana
Moonlight
Mystic Messenger
Overwatch
the bottle flipping trend
the Trump vs Clinton election
Pokemon GO
Yuri on Ice!!
Voltron Legendary Defender
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