em-mermaid
polyhermit truther
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oh rarepairs, we’re really in it now(pfp by @sillvyre)
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em-mermaid · 15 minutes ago
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i got a mod that lets me control the size of bees LOOK HOW TINY THEY ARE
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em-mermaid · 15 minutes ago
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Actually you CAN use the same word twice in the same paragraph. The same sentence even. If it's funny, if it's for emphasis, if it's harping on a theme, if you're sexy and you do whatever you want forever. Write on
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em-mermaid · 16 minutes ago
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mirror salesman who doesn't know how mirrors work or what he looks like and thinks he has hundreds of identical employees who dress like him
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em-mermaid · 23 minutes ago
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All the winners bouquets together!
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em-mermaid · 24 minutes ago
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people who let me wake up to this get a special place in heaven. firefly_fox how does it feel to hold my life in ur hands....
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em-mermaid · 24 minutes ago
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you look lonely, i can fix that
IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM!!!! joel’s latest video was so cute, the billboard looks amazing
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em-mermaid · 25 minutes ago
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Deeply funny to me that Joel keeps building tributes to the giant blue fish version of his wife instead of the regular size human version of his wife
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em-mermaid · 29 minutes ago
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okay so no one's talking about how WE DONT KNOW LIZZIES LAST WORDS???
no like actually what
"ofc we don't know she was a robot!-" HER AUDIENCE COULD STILL UNDERSTAND HER????
she did that shit on purpose. she edited it to where we couldn't even understand her
at least we know scars last words so it's not that tragic BUT STILL
scars last words were filled with annoyance and impatience
jimmys last words were filled irritation and shock
and lizzie's
WE DOTN MNOW LIZZIES?????
anyways the bamboozlers are the most tragic team in the series fight me
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em-mermaid · 30 minutes ago
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"I'm going to get a good grade in mourning, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve." - Scott Smajor, allegedly after his husband/object of theoretical affections died horribly
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Bouquet for the Family
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Bouquet for the Fun of It
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Bouquet for the Friendless
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Bouquet for the Hungry
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Bouquet for the Omen
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em-mermaid · 31 minutes ago
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felt like drawing gem with a bun,
wanna see more hermits with different hairstyles?
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em-mermaid · 31 minutes ago
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mined
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em-mermaid · 31 minutes ago
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i am not sure if your requests are open so absolutely do not feel pressured but if you wanted could i perhaps request some scar/Joel/grian...perhaps. I never get ship art of them 3 and I love them 😭 i also LOVE your artstyle and the way you draw like...interactions? not sure if this makes sense. have a good day :3
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Hey anon, real quick, how are you feeling about Joel saying in the new video that he was distracted by Scar's shorts.
Yeah, I hope this was worth the wait I was in the bit of a pinch, my holidays just started, so I can FINALLY draw in my free time and not die. I never thought about this ship before, but this is what I imagine their dynamic to be in the general sense, lol.
((also thanks!!! I am very appreciative that you love my silly little drawings!!!!))
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