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The Full "I Will Love You." Letter. The Beatrice Letters, Lemony Snicket
Always. Continuously. With increasing apprehension, and decreasing hope.
I will love you with no regard to the actions of our enemies or the jealousies of actors. I will love you with no regard to the outrage of certain parents or the boredom of certain friends. I will love you no matter what is served in the worldโs cafeterias or what game is played at each and every recess. I will love you no matter how many fire drills we are all forced to endure, and no matter what is drawn upon the blackboard in a blurring, boring chalk. I will love you no matter how many mistakes I make when trying to reduce fractions, and no matter how difficult it is to memorize the periodic table. I will love you no matter what your locker combination was, or how you decided to spend your time during study hall. I will love you no matter how your soccer team performed in the tournament or how many stains I received on my cheerleading uniform. I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday. I will love you if you cut your hair and I will love you if you cut the hair of others. I will love you if you abandon your baticeering, and I will love you if you retire from the theater to take up some other, less dangerous occupation. I will love you if you drop your raincoat on the floor instead of hanging it up and I will love you if you betray your father. I will love you even if you announce that the poetry of Edgar Guest is the best in the world and even if you announce that the work of Zilpha Keatley Snyder is unbearably tedious. I will love you if you abandon the theremin and take up the harmonica and I will love you if you donate your marmosets to the zoo and your tree frogs to M. I will love you as the starfish loves a coral reef and as kudzu loves trees, even if the oceans turn to sawdust and the trees fall in the forest without anyone around to hear them. I will love you as the pesto loves the fetuccini and as the horseradish loves the miyagi, as the tempura loves the ikura and the pepperoni loves the pizza. I will love you as the manatee loves the head of lettuce and as the dark spot loves the leopard, as the leech loves the ankle of a wader and as a corpse loves the beak of the vulture. I will love you as the doctor loves his sickest patient and a lake loves its thirstiest swimmer. I will love you as the beard loves the chin, and the crumbs love the beard, and the damp napkin loves the crumbs, and the precious document loves the dampness in the napkin, and the squinting eye of the reader loves the smudged print of the document, and the tears of sadness love the squinting eye as it misreads what is written. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat, and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms. I will love you as a child loves to overhear the conversations of its parents, and the parents love the sound of their own arguing voices, and as the pen loves to write down the words these voices utter in a notebook for safekeeping. I will love you as a shingle loves falling off a house on a windy day and striking a grumpy person across the chin, and as an oven loves malfunctioning in the middle of roasting a turkey. I will love you as an airplane loves to fall from a clear blue sky and as an escalator loves to entangle expensive scarves in its mechanisms. I will love you as a wet paper towel loves to be crumpled into a ball and thrown at a bathroom ceiling and an eraser loves to leave dust in the hairdos of the people who talk too much. I will love you as a cufflink loves to drop from its shirt and explore the party for itself and as a pair of white gloves loves to slip delicately into the punchbowl. I will love you as a taxi loves the muddy splash of a puddle and as a library loves the patient tick of a clock. I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. I will love you as a battlefield loves young men and as peppermints love your allergies, and I will love you as the banana peel loves the shoe of a man who was just struck by a shingle falling off a house. I will love you as a volunteer fire department loves rushing into burning buildings and as burning buildings love to chase them back out, and as a parachute loves to leave a blimp and as a blimp operator loves to chase after it. I will love you as a dagger loves a certain personโs back, and as a certain person loves to wear daggerproof tunics, and as a daggerproof tunic loves to go to a certain dry cleaning facility, and how a certain employee of a dry cleaning facility loves to stay up late with a pair of binoculars, watching a dagger factory for hours in the hopes of catching a burglar, and as a burglar loves sneaking up behind people with binoculars, suddenly realizing that she has left her dagger at home. I will love you as a drawer loves a secret compartment, and as a secret compartment loves a secret, and as a secret loves to make a person gasp, and as a gasping person loves a glass of brandy to calm their nerves, and as a glass of brandy loves to shatter on the floor, and as the noise of glass shattering loves to make someone else gasp, and as someone else gasping loves a nearby desk to lean against, even if leaning against it presses a lever that loves to open a drawer and reveal a secret compartment. I will love you until all such compartments are discovered and opened, and until all the secrets have gone gasping into the world. I will love you until all the codes and hearts have been broken and until every anagram and egg has been unscrambled. I will love you until every fire is extinguished and until every home is rebuilt form the handsomest and most susceptible of woods, and until every criminal is handcuffed by the laziest of policemen. I will love you until M. hates snakes and J. hates grammar, and I will love you until C. realizes S. is not worthy of his love and N. realizes he is not worthy of the V. I will love you until the bird hates a nest and the worm hates an apple, and until the apple hates a tree and the tree hates a nest, and until a bird hates a tree and an apple hates a nest, although honestly I cannot imagine that last occurrence no matter how hard I try. I will love you as we grow older, which has just happened, and has happened again, and happened several days ago, continuously, and then several years before that, and will continue to happen as the spinning hands of every clock and the flipping pages of every calendar mark the passage of time, except for the clocks that people have forgotten to wind and the calendars that people have forgotten to place in a highly visible area. I will love you as we find ourselves farther and farther from one another, where once we were so close that we could slip the curved straw, and the long, slender spoon, between our lips and fingers respectively. I will love you until the chances of us running into one another slip from skim to zero, and until your face is fogged by distant memory, and your memory faced by distant fog, and your fog memorized by a distant face, and your distance distanced by the memorized memory of a foggy fog. I will love you no matter where you go and who you see, no matter where you avoid and who you donโt see, and no matter who sees you avoiding where you go. I will love you no matter what happens to you, and no matter how I discover what happens to you, and no matter what happens to me as I discover this, and no matter how I am discovered after what happens to me happens to me as I am discovering this. I will love you if you donโt marry me. I will love you if you marry someone else โ your co-star, perhaps, or Y., or even O., or anyone Z. through A., even R. although sadly I believe it will be quite some time before two women can be allowed to marry โ and I will love you if you have a child, and I will love you if you have two children, or three children, or even more, although I personally think three is plenty, and I will love you if you never marry at all, and never have children, and spend your years wishing you had married me after all, and I must say that on late, cold nights I prefer this scenario out of all the scenarios I have mentioned. That, Beatrice, is how I will love you even as the world goes on its wicked way.
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i genuinely could not put it into words oh my god ๐ฅฒ
the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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๐๐ก ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐ค๐'๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐? ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก?
ยฐโข~โโโฅ หกแตแตโฑ แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ สทแตสณแต แถแตหกหกแตแตแตแตแตหข แตแต หกแตแตแตสณหข | หขแตแตโฑ แถ แตสณแตโฑแตแตแตโฟ หกแตแตแต | หขแตแตหกแตโฟ แตแตแตแถสฐแตหข | หขแตแตแตแตโฟแต แตแต หขแตแตสธ แตสธ แตแตโฟแถแตแตแตแตสณ หขหกแตแตแต แถหกโฑโฟโฑแถ
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๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐ค๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข.
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตแตแตแตสฐ แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตแตหขแต แถ สณโฑแตโฟแตหข แตแต หกแตแตแตสณหข | สฐแตแตหข แถ สณแตแต แตแตสฐโฑโฟแต | สฐแตแตแตหกแตหขหข สณแตแตแตโฟแตโฑแถ | หขแตแตหกแตโฟ แตหกแตโฟแถแตหข | สฒแตแตโฑแตแตสณ แตสธ แถ หกแตสทแตสณ แถ แตแถแต
#self ship#kaveh and elyse#oh my god why isn't he real i would hug him and never let go#judgement free zone
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๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ข๐๐๐ก, ๐๐๐ฆ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐๐ , ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐๐ , ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐๐ .
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตแตสณแตแตแตหกโฑแต แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แถ แตแตแต แถ สณโฑแตโฟแตหข แตแต แถ สณโฑแตโฟแตหข แตแต หกแตแตแตสณหข | หขสทโฑแต แตแตแตแตหข | โฑโฟโฟแตแถแตโฟแต โฟแตแถแต แตโฑหขหขแตหข | โฑ สทแตโฟโฟแต แตแต สธแตแตสณหข แตสธ แตสณแถแตโฑแถ แตแตโฟแตแตสธหข
#self ship#tartaglia and elyse#childe and elyse#he's so pretty lemme just kiss him and hold him and build snowmen with him#judgement free zone
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๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ , ๐๐ก'๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐ข๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ ๐ค๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข.
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตแตโฑสณแต แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แถแตหกหกแตแตแต แถแตแตแตหกแต แตแต หขแตสณแตโฟแตแตสณหข แตแต หกแตแตแตสณหข แตโฟแถแต แตแตสณแต | แตแตหขแต แตแตแตแถแตหกสธแตแตโฑแถ แตแตแตแตหข | แถแตโฟหขแตแตโฟแต สฐแตแตหข | แตโฑแต แถ แตสณ สธแตแต แตสธ แตสฐแต สทแตแตแตโฟแต
#self ship#akira and elyse#i would move heaven and earth for him he makes my heart flutter#judgement free zone
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๐ ๐๐๐'๐ก ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ก ๐ก๐๐๐๐ , ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐'๐ ๐ค๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐'๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐.
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตโฑหกแตแถ แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แถสฐโฑหกแตสฐแตแตแต แถ สณโฑแตโฟแตหข แตแต หกแตแตแตสณหข | สฐแตโฟแต แตโฑหขหขแตหข | หขหกแตสท แตแตโฟแถโฑโฟแต | สฐแตสณแต สทโฑแตสฐ แตแต แตสธ แต4แตแต
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๐๐๐ฆ, ๐ค๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ก ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ก๐๐ฆ๐๐? ๐'๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐ข๐ก ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐'๐ก ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐.
ยฐโข~โโโฅ หขสฐแตแตแตแต แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ สฐโฑแตสฐ หขแถสฐแตแตหก หขสทแตแตแตสฐแตแตสณแตหข | โฟแตแตหข แตแตแตแตแตสฐแตสณ | แตแตหขโฑแถแตหกหกสธ แตแตสณสณโฑแตแต | แตสฐแตหขแตโฑโฟแต แตสธ แตแตแตสฐแตสณ แตแตแตสฐแตสณ
#self ship#shouta x elyse#aizawa x elyse#MMMMMM HELP ME I'M SO IN LOVE WITH THIS MAN I JUST WANNA BRAID HIS HAIR AND KISS HIS FOREHEAD#judgement free zone
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๐ค๐ ๐ค๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ก๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ , ๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ค ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข, ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ. ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ ๐ก ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐, ๐'๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐ข๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ.
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตแตโฑแตแต แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ (แถ แตสณแตแตแตแตแตโฟ) แถสฐโฑหกแตสฐแตแตแต แถ สณโฑแตโฟแตหข แตแต หกแตแตแตสณหข | แถสฐแตแตหขสธ แตโฑแถแต แตแต หกโฑโฟแตหข | สณแตแตแถ แตแตแต แตแตแตแตหข | สณแตแถ หกแตแถแตโฑแตโฟหข แตสธ แตสฐแต โฟแตโฑแตสฐแตแตแตสณสฐแตแตแต
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๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข, ๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐?
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตแตแตสธแต แตโฟแต แตหกสธหขแต
ยฐโข~โโโฅ แตโฟแตแตโฑแตหข แตแต หกแตแตแตสณหข | หขหกโฑแตสฐแตหกสธ แตแตหฃโฑแถ | โฑ แถแตโฟ แถสฐแตโฟแตแต สฐโฑแต แตแตโฟแตแตหกโฑแตสธ | แตแตหขหขแตหขหขโฑแตแตโฟแตหขหข | สฐแตหขแตแตแตแต แตสธ แตโฑหกหกโฑแต แตโฑหกโฑหขสฐ
#self ship#touya x elyse#dabi x elyse#im so mentally ill about him i desperately need to touch grass#judgement free zone
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zom 100 chapter 57 has me going fucking feral i absolutely need someone to scream with (same for chapter 58 bro i need chapter 59 rn)
#zom 100: bucket list of the dead#zom 100: zombie ni naru made ni shitai 100 no koto#zom 100 shizuka#zom 100 akira#akira tendo#shizuka mikazuki#kenichirou ryuuzaki#beatrix amerhauser
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so i have finished the first season of the live action one piece and let me just say....
OH. MY. GOD.
slight spoilers but not really below the cut.
so i know a lot of diehard one piece fans have been nervous about the live action series, understandably so, but as someone who would consider herself a big fan of the anime/manga and has seen up to episode 623, let me assure you that this adaptation is so beautifully done.
is it verbatim to the anime? absolutely not, they wouldn't be able to fit all that into 8 episodes. it starts off like normal, luffy meeting koby, zoro, nami, etc. then it shows how they get usopp and sanji and it ends with arlong park and the crew getting ready to enter the grand line.
there were some obvious differences but i absolutely loved every single one of them. not gonna lie, if i had to watch the exact same things i had already seen in the anime just in live action form i probably would've been bored. don't get me wrong, it would've been worth it to see it all done in live action, but the point im trying to make is that this series did things their own way while still keeping true to the original story. and i fucking love that.
something i love even more is how happy and impressed Eiichiro Oda is about this. the casting, the take on his story, the pacing, all of it.
the cast did an amazing job bringing the beloved characters to life. they had a lot of expectations to live up to and they certainly didn't disappoint, even adding their own twists on the characters and it fucking works.
Taz Skylar is overall my favorite and not just because im a diehard Sanji simp. well, maybe a little. but Taz really brought Sanji into a new light and im so happy he did. Sanji is still very much a flirt, but not so much he has literal heart eyes and blood dripping from his nose. thank God honestly lol.
overall i give this adaptation a 10/10. and im aware there's gonna be people out there that are disappointed with how it turned out but just keep in mind that no live action adaptation is perfect. and there's still a whole anime for you to enjoy.
i am looking forward to seeing season 2.
#one piece#netflix one piece#sanji#roronoa zoro#monkey d. luffy#usopp#nami#emily rudd#mackenyu#iรฑaki godoy#jacob romero gibson#taz skylar#one piece spoilers
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i can't touch grass im allergic to it
selfships
touya todoroki x elyse (mha)
keigo takami x elyse (mha)
shouta aizawa x elyse (mha)
diluc ragnvindr x elyse (gi)
kaveh x elyse (gi)
tartaglia x elyse (gi)
vinsmoke sanji x elyse (op)
levi ackerman x elyse (aot)
akira tendo x elyse (zom100)
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๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก!
(how to be added to the taglist is real simple. just ask ๐ค)
@duckymcdoorknob
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แฯดแแดฯดแฝ แดแฌแดฯดแข แทแชีอฒแฌแกแแีอฒ
๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ต ๐ข๐ญ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ - ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ฌ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ฑ๐ช๐ฆ๐จ๐ฆ๐ญ ๐น ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ (๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ด)
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แแฌฮีแปแฮ แแทแขแชแอฒ แทแชีอฒแฌแกแแีอฒ
๐ค๐ถ๐ต๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๐ณ๐ถ๐ช๐ด๐ฆ๐ด - ๐ฅ๐ช๐ญ๐ถ๐ค ๐ณ๐ข๐จ๐ฏ๐ท๐ช๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ณ ๐น ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ (๐ฏ๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ฏ๐ด)
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ยทอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉ - โฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอยทอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉ - โฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอ
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ยทอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉ - โฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอยทอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉ - โฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอโบหโขฬฉฬฉโฉโขฬฉฬฉหโบโงอ
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