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Nobody fucking “owns” me so jot that down

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That signature grin downturned with an annoyed furrowed brow as fingers rubbed at the article of clothing that lay in his grasp. A familiar top with a dark, ugly stain splattered across its breast. Blood was usually of no issue- its smell nor its texture bothered the magician; in fact, he adored it so. But when the usual methods of its removal failed to cleanse a newly acquired wardrobe- we might witness something of a pout.

"Pity.. I haven't even gotten to really play in it yet. . ♠ "

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I am, for a lack of a better phrase, going to go fucking bananas.

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"Your face will get stuck like that if you keep it up-"

A voice announced with the flutter of cards from the opposite end of the bench. When had he arrived and taken a seat? A moment ago- Or perhaps he'd been there for a while? The Magicians grin and quiet shuffle of suits between his long and slender fingers came with little explanation and just as little desire to admit to any possibility. However, he would trust that the thief would know the answer regardless.

"What thoughts could possibly be haunting the heart tonight? ♦ "

   It was a different night than the usual ones Chrollo spent curled up somewhere with a book, devouring each like a man starved. It was never enough. Tonight he seemed lost in his own thoughts, dark eyes staring up at the sky from the bench he sat on. Traffic had long quieted down, only the occasional ramblings of people stumbling from parties or bars interrupting the silence. Not that it ever seemed to bother the thief, he simply sat as if he were waiting for something to happen.

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@deathfavor inquired;-

" There's an orchestra in town that I want to go see. " Chrollo speaks up, though what has brought this up from his hours of silence is anyone's guess. " I'm going. Do you want to come? " His head cants to one side, his void-like eyes focused on the magician.

If nothing else, it is proof that the head is making an effort to not simply DISAPPEAR the moment Hisoka was preoccupied with other matters or showering or sleeping. Not without warning at least. His mind was rarely able to be changed once he was set on something. But it was a step.

(chrollo's muse was loud so naturally to poke hisoka is the correct answer)

❣≽          An invitation? How unexpected. "Sounds fun. ♦" Came a short reply as the final card came to rest atop the delicate house before him, gaze focused ahead with satisfaction and cheeky hum. His finger danced down towards the bottom of the house of cards, twirling around as if he was contemplating knocking the newly built house over just as he had finished it. "And here I was under the impression that you just couldn't wait to e s c a p e m e. ♠" Hisoka's obsessive gaze came to meet the spiders with curled lips in tow. He was of course referencing those very disappearing acts; the very same that even Hisoka had to give him credit for in execution as troublesome as they were to deal with.

"But sure-" He would come to accept whether the invitation was sincere or not, fueled by a curiosity slurred with an obsessive desire to run blood between fingers and teeth. "I've been your 'plus one' for this long. ." That finger from before collides with the house of cards with a gentle but destructive flick, sending the moments-old structure tumbling down and scattering across the floor.

'I suppose I can spare another night to accompany you. ♥ "

"Chamber, sinfonietta or philharmonic?"

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As expected and promptly received-

He made no attempts to flee nor evade the assassin's advances, tumbling backward with grace as they collided with the cold ground beneath them. A locking of Midas and Void-filled eyes failed to cease their gazes as the exchange commenced. The hand of the other man forcefully pinned him to the earth, and Hisoka's reply would simply come in the form of a smirk on his features. A smirk that only grew as eye contact finally ceased and trailed down to the point of the needle that threatened to pierce his flesh; cold steel mere inches from his face. "Hm? ♦" He hummed, watching the needle fall from view and back up into the angry voids above him. The words spoken brought a tinge of amusement as he watched the cold and calculated struggle to find his words before he would settle. He knew he was the only one who could invoke such a reaction in Illumi- something akin to rage and relief that he bothered to turn up again. It was. .something of a sadistic joy.

'You're cute when you're at a loss. ♠ " He spoke matter-of-factly in a final tease as a hand crept upward, resting itself upon the wrist that pressed itself down against his chest with a gentle touch. The time for antagonizing has come to an end.. For the time being.

"I was expecting you to be cross with me- seems I was correct, wasn't I? ♦"

‧̥° The first thing he did was tackle him, pin him down, shove needles in his face and stare at him silently for a long while. "You... " He relaxed his tensed shoulders as his temper simmered. What words did he want to say -there were too many stuck in his throat. Illumi moved the needles out his face but to the side of his head. "Welcome back."

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❣≽ "No 'hello'? ♦ " Casually spoken with a nonchalant demeanor and teasing typical of the Magician. Was it wise to tease the other man in this way? Probably not. Though he certainly wouldn't be opposed to the exercise should his disappearing act land him in hot water.

"I do hope you don't plan on giving me the silent treatment. ♦ '

husband spotted

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Naturally, he would appear just as mysteriously as he vanished; not a word nor reason to be spoken for either. Asking the 'where's' and 'whys' of the matter might differ depending on the inquirer should he be asked- ---or not! Some Mysteries really aren't worth solving. ♥

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me wanting to do specific threads with specific ships and talk to specific people but not messaging any of them bc im Insecure™ and afraid of being annoying

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Things done while spooning;-- 

@deathfavor​ inquired;--  [ COMFORT ] (from Chrollo ofc! Probably just rested his head against his back to get his attention)

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“Isn’t that sort of behavior best suited to a cat rather than a spider? ♦ ”  

A tease rose from the silence of the darkened room, accompanied only by the sound of rolling thunder and heavy rain that tapped away at the window pane beside the bed of their shared room. He hadn’t even bothered to open his eyes as the warmth from a second body encroached on his space as he rested beneath soft cotton sheets No- Such a gentle touch was hardly worth the energy of stirring any further; but it hardly meant he had lowered his guard any either.

 And though the thought of warm touches turning to cold steel brought a curl to his lips he chose not to comment or even move from his comfort under the sheets. Choosing instead to let his tease from earlier be his acknowledgement to the thief's actions. If he wished to speak Hisoka knew he would do just that. And if not-- then he wouldn’t mourn the thought of late night pillow talk either.  The shared warmth on this cold and dreary winters night despite the gruesome context of their situation was almost. . pleasant. 

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Waifu score:--

Hisoka is a perfect waifu known for being a cute dork;-- 

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‘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆’ 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

yeah, i… i have no defence nor explanation for this. i think we all deserve this kind of content tho?? so here u go, spoon pals! these can be platonic or romantic or anything at all! to be fair though, you might want to specify whether you (the sender) are taking the role of a big spoon or a little spoon. like, i’m confident i’ve worded them a certain way to make it clear, but like, i’m only one person?? who’s to say you can’t do some of these as both a little AND a big spoon?? anyway, you know the drill, DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST!

[ HUM ]:     sender begins to hum soothingly while spooning with the receiver.

[ TUG ]:     sender, sensing the receiver nearby behind them, tugs them by the hand until they’re lying behind them as the big spoon.

[ KISS ]:     sender places a gentle kiss to the back of the receiver’s head while spooning them.

[ PRESS ]:     sender nestles back against the receiver, pressing backwards so that they’re snug against one another.

[ PULL ]:     sender pulls the receiver firmly into them, until they’re pressed snugly into one another while spooning.

[ WRAP ]:     sender wraps their arms more securely around the receiver while spooning, embracing them in the process.

[ NUZZLE ]:     sender gently nuzzles their nose against the back of the receiver’s head/neck/back/shoulder while spooning.

[ BLOCK ]:     sender places their hands over the receiver’s ears so that they can’t hear loud noises nearby.

[ HAIR ]:      sender runs their fingers gently through the receiver’s hair while spooning them.

[ SHOULDER ]:      sender presses a tender kiss to the receiver’s shoulder while spooning.

[ SING ]:     sender begins to softly sing a song to get the receiver to relax while they’re spooning.

[ TURN ]:     sender turns in the receiver’s arms while they’re spooning so that they’re facing each other.

[ FOREHEAD ]:     sender presses a gentle kiss to the receiver’s forehead while facing each other during a spooning session.

[ CARESS ]:     sender gently runs their hand up and down the receiver’s arm/back while spooning together.

[ TEARS ]:     sender notices the receiver either about to or in the process of crying, and pulls them into a spooning position to console them.

[ BREAK ]:      sender begins to cry after the receiver begins to spoon with them, after having an emotionally challenging day.

[ COMFORT ]:     sender, after a really bad day, finds the receiver and lies down behind them to spoon them for comfort.

[ REASSURE ]:     sender notices the receiver having a really bad day, and offers to spoon with them for comfort.

[ NIGHTMARE ]:     sender, after a really bad nightmare, finds the receiver and and spoons with them in an effort to calm themselves down.

[ CONSOLE ]:     sender finds the receiver in the aftermath of a really bad nightmare, and pulls them into a spooning position to offer comfort and solace.

[ SCARED ]:     sender, in a badly frightened state, finds the receiver and asks to spoon with them for comfort and reassurance.

[ SUPPORT ]:     sender finds the receiver in a badly frightened state, and offers to spoon with them to provide comfort and reassurance.

[ COLD ]:     sender notices the receiver shivering from the cold, and lies down beside them to spoon for warmth.

[ SHIVER ]:     sender, shivering from the cold, finds the receiver and asks to spoon with them for warmth.

[ RELIEF ]:     sender finds the receiver after briefly believing them to have died, and pulls them into a spooning position out of sheer relief.

[ SAFE ]:     sender wraps their arms around the receiver after (the sender) was in a very nearly lethal situation, and spoons with them out of relief for their own survival.

[ CHECK ]:     sender lies next to the receiver (who is recovering from injuries or illness) and spoons them while staying awake to make sure their health doesn’t deteriorate overnight.

[ TRACE ]:     sender slowly traces the receiver’s hands/shoulder/arm/back/etc. while spooning together.

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Icons only;;-- Anonymous inquired;--  Icons only- a nude of Illumi

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New years resolutions suggestions;;--  Anonymous inquired;--  New years resolution: keep your sausage limp and in your pants. It's for the good of the community.

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     “Sounds boring, wouldn’t you say?” 

        “I’ve never been one for any ‘sense of community’, so I’m afraid your concerns don’t align with my own. ♥ Hard pass. “

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babe will you get nefarious with me

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