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elxperdedor · 2 years ago
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from princesa - strangers in the night
[ thanks for this but he's never gonna hook up with princesa coz he knows who princesa is and he's straight... ]
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elxperdedor · 2 years ago
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nsfw prompt list
send me a word / phrase and i’ll write an erotic drabble.
awaiting. our muses making out and grinding while fully clothed.
bass. my muse going deep (interpret as you want).
blinded. our muses getting frisky in the dark (wherever).
buffet. my muses spreading their legs for yours.
butterflies. our muses doing something new in bed.
bookshelves. your muse getting touchy with mine in a library.
call me maybe. our muses having phone sex.
claimed. my muse reacting to getting hickies from yours.
coffee. our muses getting frisky in the kitchen, early in the morning.  
cinematic. my muse touching yours inappropriately during a movie.
city view. our muses getting frisky up against a window.
closer. my muse reacting to yours sneaking up behind them.
covered. our muses getting handsy under a shared blanket.
dancing on my own. my muse getting close and personal on the dancefloor.
discrete. my muse reacting to yours touching them under a table.
free. our muses getting frisky in a secluded lake.
freezing. our muses getting frisky in a cabin to keep warm.
game over. your muse trying to get mine’s attention during a game.
hands off. our muses attempting bondage for the first time (light).
husky. my muse reacting to your whispering in their air from behind.
meadow. our muses getting frisky under the open sky, in a field.
occupied. our muses getting riled up in a public bathroom.
papers. our muses getting frisky in an office / work setting.
peach. my muse groping your muse’s ass during grinding.
radio. our muses getting handsy in the car.
showtime. my muse showing off new lingerie to yours personally.
silence. our muses having to keep down during sex, due to whatever reason.
steamy. our muses getting frisky in the shower.  
strangers in the night. our muses having a one night stand.
talk to me. my muse dirty talking with yours.
tiles. our muses getting frisky in the bathroom.
voice mail. my muse leaving yours a dirty voice mail.
you’ve got mail. either muse reacting to yours having left a dirty voice mail.
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elxperdedor · 2 years ago
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elxperdedor · 3 years ago
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which word for love are you?
ᴇʀᴏꜱ
intimate, passionate, sensual love. this kind of love was often viewed as dangerous and irrational since it involved a "loss of control".
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elxperdedor · 4 years ago
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elxperdedor · 4 years ago
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“FUCK ICE (US Immigration Police)" 
Roller graffiti in NYC
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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📱 { Xavier }
{ 📱 for five texts }
[Timeline: 14th February 2017; receiver Harper then Nati. Xavi is drunk and high texting.]
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Xavi: heeeeyXavi: wat u up toXavi: nvm dat
[Deletes the first three messages then takes a pic and attaches it to the new message -]
Xavi: sure u’d remmber dat 
[Sobers up a little and deletes that one, too, then sends Nati a message -]
Xavi: yo mami u got food at ur house??
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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Xavi & Nati
{ Gifs for Ships }
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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{ xavi }
{ heart check }
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Harper doesn’t regret hooking up with Xavier but he’s that guy when his name is mentioned or she sees him - she groans, rolls her eyes, and then sneaks glances at him when he’s not watching. 
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VISUAL ATTRACTIVENESS: 💗💗💗💗💗 -Harper’s not a liar, not entirely. She can admit Xavier is attractive, if not one of the hottest guys she’s met and hooked up with, however she’ll never say it to his face. Why would she say it to his face. It’s another thing he could use in one of their arguments and she’d feel like clawing his eyes out with her nails. Then what would she look at. No it’s better if she keeps that secret to herself and enjoys the view from a distance, where he can’t speak and ruin the moment. (purely aesthetic appreciation of looks)
FRIENDSHIP LEVEL: 💔  - I don’t think this even needs to be explained. Maybe it was her close minded, elitist, borderline racist insults, followed by his misogynistic, asshole, rude responses that doomed any possible friendship. These two function much better on a physical level with no attachments. (how close a friend they consider them)
SEXUAL DESIRE: 💗💗💗💗💗 - Again. This is nothing that Harper will admit in any way that Xavier can overhear. She doesn’t regret that night and if intoxicated enough or if he’d shut up and promise not to say anything unrelated to sex, she’d definitely do it again. He’s very good…VERY good…there’s video documented proof of just how good. (wanting to have sex with them)
ROMANTIC INTENT: 💔  - Nothing to debate or discuss. One of them would die if they were in a relationship. Two opinionated, strong willed, stubborn, egotistical assholes - That would be dangerous. (hoping for a romantic relationship)
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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thxdxpartxd replied to your photo
i was too sleepy to reply last night - eventual thread - many threads from now. harper trying to cook xavi’s favorite foods - panicking and calling nat
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Baby moron says, ‘Okeeeh.’ But Xavi would be all like - ‘Alright. Why you doin’ this? Don’t do this. What did you burn?? Oh boy. Let’s not - let’s leave Ma Rose’s kitchen, okay? We can’t be burnin’ her house down, you know what I’m sayin’. We’ll just - order Chinese. Or sumthin’.’ Just coz he doesn’t know what’s up with her and why she cooking for him. Coz - idiots.
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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hc: when harper gets drunk and hooks up with xav she sleeps over and takes up the whole bed
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The moron agrees…
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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Kinks - Xavier and Deep throating (receiving end )
{ oh, kinky… }
Tsk, tsk, tsk…
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He said he thought it was a given.
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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📱 { harper }
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[ Timeline: 26th February 2017 -7:45pm - while sitting next to Malcolm in his apartment]
Harper: Asshola
Harper: I want to see you or could you send your dick for a visit.
Harper: Remember this?
[Pauses and hides screen while she watches the video. Erases all the messages and types a new one.]
Harper: I hate you. Why did you have to be a fucking asshola with a really good - just fuck you
[Erases the last message and finally sends.]
Harper: Did I see you on campus last week? The right answer would be no.
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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╳   FLAWS .
moody | short-tempered | emotionally unstable | whiny | controlling | conceited | possessive | paranoid | lies | impatient | cowardly | bitter | selfish | power - hungry | greedy | lazy | judgmental | forgetful | impulsive | spiteful | stubborn | sadistic | petty | unlucky | absent-minded | abusive | addict | aggressive | childish | callous | clingy | delusional | cocky | competitive | corrupt | cynical | cruel | depressed | deranged | egotistical | envious | insecure | insensitive | lustful | delinquent | guilt complex | reclusive | reckless | nervous | oversensitive |
♔   STRENGTHS .
honest | trustworthy | thoughtful | caring | brave | patient | selfless | ambitious | tolerant | lucky | intelligent | confident | focused | humble | generous | merciful | observant | wise | clever | charming | cheerful | optimistic | decisive | adaptive | calm | protective | proud | diligent | considerate | compassionate | good sportsmanship | friendly | empathetic | passionate | reliable | resourceful | sensible | sincere | witty | funny |
�� SKILLS & HOBBIES .
art | acting | astronomy | animals | archery | sports | beach combing | belly dancing | bird watching | blacksmithing | boating | calligraphy | camping | candle making | casino gambling | ceramics | racing | chess | music | cooking | crochet | weaving | exercise | swordplay | fishing | gardening | ghost hunting | ice skating | magic | engineering | building | inventing | leather working | martial arts | meditation | origami | parkour | people watching | swimming | puppetry | pyrotechnics | quilting | reading | collecting | shopping | socializing | storytelling | writing | traveling |
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elxperdedor · 5 years ago
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📱 { harper }
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[ Timeline: 26th February 2017 -7:45pm - while sitting next to Malcolm in his apartment]
Harper: Asshola
Harper: I want to see you or could you send your dick for a visit.
Harper: Remember this?
[Pauses and hides screen while she watches the video. Erases all the messages and types a new one.]
Harper: I hate you. Why did you have to be a fucking asshola with a really good - just fuck you
[Erases the last message and finally sends.]
Harper: Did I see you on campus last week? The right answer would be no.
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