eltzhi - Tumblr blog

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Just pacing around my apartment thinking about coconut crabs

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Get loved in my gentle embrace, loser.

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If you're a brat to me in dead by daylight I'm imagining ploughing you into your bedsheets while I chase you. Go ahead and blind me baby girl we both know where this goes.

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The women I love do this on tuesdays I guess

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I am here to trigger your next cutscene babe. Don't mind the whip

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I got my new crop top and my old dead eyed stare. Reminding me of my mom or smthin

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Idk

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My friends called me out for being into being choked, like excuse me, I was just trying to exist in this silly lil discord call being a silly bean and bam, my sexual natures be showing?

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My bike my rules, you have to grind on my ass with your gock while I drive, no other options babe sorry.

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My sentience comes from my hair.

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For funsies

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Sorry, I'm saving myself for the first strong woman that picks me up and carries me bridal style

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Me guiding the bookstore employee through the sales anxiety so I can rail them later after work.

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Head to butt cuddles

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I don't care about money or sex or love I just wanna be a cat napping somewhere warm I don't care about this job, or these people, for this whole life, it sucks and I don't like it I just wanna be a cat ):

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Manifestibg that ass on my face