eltrkbarbarella
ElTRk Barbarella
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eltrkbarbarella · 48 minutes ago
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its funny that a lot of conservative cultural sticking points right now are just slightly more advanced versions of what they believed as somewhat dull children, like "teachers are evil actually" and "vegetables are poison"
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eltrkbarbarella · 50 minutes ago
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eltrkbarbarella · 19 hours ago
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What tarot card would you say has their shit the most together?
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Fuck with me you wish you had my cups
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eltrkbarbarella · 1 day ago
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I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick
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eltrkbarbarella · 1 day ago
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eltrkbarbarella · 3 days ago
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eltrkbarbarella · 3 days ago
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i think of this ProZD video constantly its always so fucking funny
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eltrkbarbarella · 3 days ago
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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eltrkbarbarella · 5 days ago
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“To protect their copyright, streaming sites do not allow for screenshotting of any kind.”
Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever
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eltrkbarbarella · 5 days ago
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She has a lot to say
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eltrkbarbarella · 5 days ago
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biggest mindfuck is the fact that it can be so so difficult to tell the difference between when it's time for "do it bored/scared/stupid but by jove just do it" and when it's time for "if it sucks hit the bricks"
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eltrkbarbarella · 5 days ago
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did dnp join bluesky??
dan messaged someone who had his name on there!
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and he may have offered meet and greet tickets in exchanged
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and now he's gonna get phil to message @danrifics for amazingphil dfghbnfgdfgh
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eltrkbarbarella · 6 days ago
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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.
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eltrkbarbarella · 6 days ago
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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add
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eltrkbarbarella · 6 days ago
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are you aware of your lesbian cult following?
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eltrkbarbarella · 7 days ago
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new variant on “your boos mean nothing; I’ve seen what makes you cheer”
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eltrkbarbarella · 7 days ago
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starting a collection. please add on
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