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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital

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Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

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friend made my birthday cake

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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions

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Fernanda Torres wins Best Performance by a Female Actor in a Motion Picture Drama during the 82nd Annual Golden Globes held at The Beverly Hilton on January 05, 2025.

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Back in 1942, when making a bad cup of tea may have been grounds for a divorce…

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He's saying what we've all been thinking

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I can't keep having the same conversations about love languages, mbti, iq, bmi, "brain fully formed at 25" and shit over and over again...

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Honestly, you don't need dating advice save for "just be yourself". If a guy isn't seduced by your extensive lecture about coealacanths, or a girl isn't impressed by you gaming the McDonald's systems to finesse yourself 30 free chicken nuggets, you're on a date with the wrong person. Not a bad person, but one that isn't the right match for you, and the way you want to live.

First dates are for showing someone "hey this is the kind of life I like to be living", them doing the same, until you find someone who clicks and you both think "fuck yeah I want to live like this." Whether that's sitting in a café judging joggers, or casually committing small crime for shits and giggles.

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bitches will see the word garlic and hit reblog

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It's actually funny how humans decided "fuck living in caves with all these creepy crawlies", got out of caves, built houses that have all the nice parts of a cave without any of the yucky parts, and then all the little bugs and spiders and other creepy crawly creatures that used to also live in caves thought "sweet, new and improved caves" and moved right back in with us.

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newbie asked if we're supposed to look out for 'red flags' in interlibrary loan requests in reference to a request a patron had made for a book about cannibalism. she was looking expectantly at me like she was expecting me to be equally aghast at this........girl why would you work at a library if you want to play book police

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I’m literally obsessed with the post of cas daydreaming about fucking dean, I’ve seen it on my dash like 10 times and every time I giggle over it. There’s not enough horny!cas representation in this fandom so I thank you for your contribution

lmao I’m so glad!!! I think flirty experienced Dean vs. near-virgin Cas is so funny because in my head it is like this most of the time…

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this is what i sent

this is what i got