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Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

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ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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sometimes I meow. it's enriching, and completely free! in fact I gain something every time I do it

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Death Note AU where hbomberguy makes a five hour long video about youtuber Light Yagami that's initially completely unrelated to the murders (Light would probably plagiarize or have really unhinged right-wing political takes if he was on youtube)

but halfway through he reveals that while researching he stumbled upon evidence that Light might be behind the Kira murders, and then spends like fourty minutes explaining the concept of a shinigami, an hour explaining how he thinks Light used one to commit murders, and then another hour explaining Light's ideology and why the concept of criminals being inherently evil is flawed

He finishes the video by addressing Light directly and telling him that he (Hbomberguy) had his name legally changed before uploading the video, to something that only he knows, making it impossible for Light to kill him

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10/10 dad joke

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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

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in loving memory of my favorite shirt

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feisty cat mini by ArtisanBurrow

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If your friend is struggling, the signs might not be obvious. A cry for help can take many different forms. Try checking in on them if you hear them express any of the following sentiments:

I miss Supernatural

I should rewatch Supernatural

Supernatural was such a good show

I hope they make more Supernatural

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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way

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heavy is the head

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Back in the office/ back on my bullshit

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i dont care if mondays rife,tuesday qednesday full of strife, thursday fuck my baka life, its friday im in sucks

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Dear, friend,

I come to you asking most respectfully for your help ♥️👋 with sexualising those old men. My family live somewhere and aren't really relevant to this message, but the form is the form and must be adhered to. 💐🐠To be honest, I never read the spam emails this far, so I don't know what sob story element I should include here, but please - my old men - they need sexualising! 💦

If just a gajillionty people sexualised those old men for a mere twelve hours a day, lives would be changed. For the better? Almost certainly not. Random emojis 📚✨✨ But changed for sure.

You are already part of that. Thank you.

Do they sign these,

Illuminescence 🟨🎶🏎️

OH MY GOD YOU ALMOST GOT ME. 😂

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just a heads up for fancy rocks enjoyers like myself who do not enjoy being bamboozled: "cherry quartz" is fake. it is a synthetic mineral created by amalgamating cinnnabar and regular quartz. "watermelon quartz" is also fake. "watermelon stone" is fake, but im not sure if its something different than watermelon quartz or not. "watermelon tourmaline" is real, which is confusing. opalite is REALLY fake. if a rock claiming to be "opal" is suspiciously cheap or has a regular, organized-looking pattern of shiny flecks, it's a fake opal made in a lab. almost every agate that is a bright, saturated color has been dyed. most citrine on the market is real quartz, but has been made to turn yellow by heating up amethyst.

how much you care about any of this stuff is your business, and liking synthetic stones isnt bad or wrong, in fact in most cases i think one could make the argument it's pretty ethical. it's just bullshit that the gem industry constantly tries to trick people into thinking shit like "aura quartz" is a naturally-occurring mineral