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talking with my mother can be fascinating in a "Koko the gorilla has learned enough sign language to communicate the abstract concept of loneliness" kind of way. recently she hit me with "I didn't know you had insomnia, I just thought you always had trouble getting to sleep". and like, obviously that is bewildering nonsense, but what did it mean inside her brain before she let it out? the world may never know
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Looking to get into philosophy does anyone have any thoughts for beginners?
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animated fantasy films just don’t make fucked up evil castles like they used to
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White boy shocks everyone at the restaurant by emitting a massive electromagnetic pulse
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Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken
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This is literally my favorite tweet of all time. It’s so powerful.
She Freaken Forgor Me
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new, from nature valley, try our dusty nut busting crustbar
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belphegor keeps doing season’s greasons to me
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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them
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Some people are 14 years old. I want you kids to know I'm praying for you guys
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